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When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie. Linda: Romy Rosemont. Ruth: Cheryl White. Kathleen: Amy Farrington. Mandy: Yvette Nicole Brown. (Repeat).

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas. Dr. Sperlock: Terry Rhoads. Naomi: Jenna Gering. Paul: Byrne Offutt. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. (Repeat).

Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton appear as themselves in the second-season opener in which Alan is hurt that Charlie excludes him from his regular meeting with his friends, which he refuses to call "a support group." Coop: Bobby Cooper. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Alan is shocked to learn that Jake's pediatrician is sleeping with Judith. Evelyn, meanwhile, confronts Charlie about his hatred for her; and is joined by Berta and Rose who demand to know as well. (Repeat).

Jake could be suspended for making an obscene gesture at school, but Charlie thinks he has a way to fix things with the teacher (Missi Pyle) in order to keep her from punishing the boy. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Charlie trades cars with his mother so that she can impress a client with his Mercedes, but later regrets his decision when he learns how she used his vehicle; Alan is bothered that Jake seems to like Judith's new boyfriend more than him just because the man has a boat and a pool. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

A boisterous bumbler vows to save his late father's auto-parts business with the aid of a prissy company man. (Repeat).

When his young cousin is inadvertently charged with murder in an Alabama town, an untested Brooklyn lawyer takes on his first case as he attempts to defend two penniless youths in the heart of Dixie, where he clearly does not understand the protocols of the courtroom...or the South. (Repeat).

When his young cousin is inadvertently charged with murder in an Alabama town, an untested Brooklyn lawyer takes on his first case as he attempts to defend two penniless youths in the heart of Dixie, where he clearly does not understand the protocols of the courtroom...or the South. (Repeat).

A conflict erupts in the new sales group, with mediator Michael landing square in the middle of the dispute. In other developments, the office drones take a relaxed attitude to new heights during "casual Friday." (Repeat).

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Jon visits the Canyon Inn, where he counsels the former baseball player-turned-bar owner. (Repeat).

Jon deals with horses in a Western bar, owners who sample too much of the product and a bank foreclosure. (Repeat).

A family feud, mounting debt and questionable practices threaten the future of a bar and restaurant, forcing Jon to step in. (Repeat).

A bar faces a shutdown due to unsafe renovations from its rookie owner, leaving Jon to bring it up to code before city officials are forced to intervene. (Repeat).

Jon tackles a landmark bar operating out of a roller rink. (Repeat).

A novice owner opens a bar to help cover his sister's medical bills, but when he staffs it with his equally inexperienced relatives, the business quickly becomes a money pit. (Repeat).

An owner with a frat boy mentality must shape up and learn how to properly manage his bar, or risk losing his business and the opportunity to leave his three grandsons a financial legacy. (Repeat).

The owner of Blue Sports Grille in Loveland, CO, is in danger of losing his marriage and retirement dreams if Jon can't get him to step up, make changes and create an identity for his bar. (Repeat).

Jon must save a former travel agent turned bar owner and her family business before it crashes and burns. (Repeat).

The existence of Santa Claus is explained to Louis by Alan and Walden. (Repeat).

Walden finds it difficult to get close to women when his foster son, Louis, is home. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey. (Repeat).

In a strange reversal for the brothers, Alan meets a woman (Kelley West) at the supermarket who releases his uninhibited wild side. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Charlie's old flame Lisa (Denise Richards) returns. She's no longer married, but has a child for whom Charlie feigns interest in order to win over Lisa. The couple's real-life daughter appears as the infant. Megan: Audrey Wasilewski. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Alan and Rose begin a surprisingly close friendship that could become something more. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to compose a theme song for a cartoon based on a comic book. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Charlie learns that there is a Web site devoted to trashing him and his womanizing ways. Meanwhile, Alan mistakenly thinks Judith wants to get back together with him. Gail: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe. (Repeat).

A high-school friend (Paget Brewster) visits Alan, who is awed by how beautiful she's become; and the transformation doesn't escape Charlie's notice either. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

When a water pipe breaks in Judith's home, flooding the house, Alan invites her to stay at Charlie's until the repairs are finished, but when she goes on a date while staying there, he regrets his kindness. Camille: Nicole Forester. Svetlana: Magdalena Zielinska. (Repeat).

Psychiatrist Dr. Rose Cotter feels her grip on reality slipping after bearing witness to an unsettling, traumatic incident with a patient. Determined to regain agency over her situation, Rose must face her disturbing past head-on if she is to live to see another day. (Repeat).

Best Picture winner about an FBI trainee (Best Actress Jodie Foster), who has a knack for analyzing serial killers, and enlists the aid of an imprisoned, cannibalistic sociopath (Best Actor Anthony Hopkins) in tracking a sadistic murderer. An Oscar went to director Jonathan Demme and also Ted Tally won for Best Adapted Screenplay for his script based on the Thomas Harris novel. (Repeat).

Cunning Hannibal Lecter resurfaces after a decade in hiding to toy with FBI agent Clarice Starling in this handsomely-mounted sequel. As Starling's career flounders, Lecter attempts to elude a greedy Italian police detective. Meanwhile, a maimed former victim of Lecter's plots revenge. (Repeat).

Michael embraces the idea of a "café disco" by introducing dance fever and coffee to the office, resulting in quite a jolt. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam rev up for a secret trip. (Repeat).

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Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.

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An oceanfront eyesore prompts Jon to ask the barmaids to help turn the establishment around. (Repeat).

The owner of a struggling Texas dive crosses the line with one of Taffer's experts. (Repeat).

A former psychologist and her Detroit jazz club need help dealing with staff and family issues. (Repeat).

An owner twerks her way to tears when her bar gets out of step (Repeat).

A music venue in Portland, Ore., needs help addressing an ant infestation and an inattentive owner. (Repeat).

Jon visits the No Name Saloon, a rowdy biker bar where the owner refuses to trust his daughter's managerial skills. (Repeat).

The drunk antics of a bar owner chase away customers, forcing her husband and their investor to pick up the slack. (Repeat).

For his 200th rescue, Jon rescues a family who bought a Mexican restaurant at the height of the pandemic and put their daughter's future on the line to chase the bright lights of Vegas. (Repeat).

Jon heads to Palm Desert to help rescue a 20-year-old bar that has failed to ever make a profit while navigating a complicated web of relationships. (Repeat).

Walden may lose Louis when the social worker finds out that he and Alan aren't actually a couple, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight. (Repeat).

Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, and learns it's nice to be away from Alan. (Repeat).

Evelyn pushes Alan too far when she crushes Jake's self-esteem, and he tells her she's no longer allowed to see her grandson. Dr. Little: Bob Morrisey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. (Repeat).

Worried over getting a colonoscopy, Alan takes Charlie's advice to go with him to Las Vegas and to bring Jake. But obstacles keep delaying the outing, including Jake getting sick. Anesthesiologist: Suzanne Whang. Doctor: Mark Chaet. Jake: Angus T. Jones. (Repeat).

Judith goes to Hawaii, leaving Jake with Alan and Charlie for an entire week, and everything that can go wrong does for all three...er...two and a half men. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Alan Jon Cryer. (Repeat).

A wild night of pleasure leaves Charlie in severe back pain, but it's not enough to keep him from hitting on his beautiful doctor (Alicia Coppola), which appalls Alan. Debbie: Kristen Miller. Male Nurse: Ken Jeong. Nurse: Helen Greenberg. (Repeat).

Charlie persuades Alan to pretend they're a couple to impress a gay ad-agency exec, then has a dilemma when he falls for the man's gorgeous ex-wife (Lucy Lawless). Eric: David Starzyk. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. (Repeat).

A bold Alan asks out Sherri (Jeri Ryan), who was indifferent to Charlie when they dated, and, to everyone's surprise, she's attracted to Alan. Stephan: James Edson. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. (Repeat).