2024-06-27
The Season 11 premiere: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Meanwhile, Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend. (Repeat).
Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Meanwhile, Jay invites Manny to a little wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together. (Repeat).
Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting. However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off. (Repeat).
Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover their own. Meanwhile, now that Gloria's new internship is taking up so much of her time, Jay is feeling particularly neglected. (Repeat).
Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, for the first time, Gloria is feeling self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she is Jay's wife; and Mitch and Cam head to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily decides to go to her first Halloween party alone. (Repeat).
Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home. Meanwhile, Claire is still dealing with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco, and Cam is at war with his school's mascot who is threatening his chance at securing a new college coaching job. (Repeat).
Alex's new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of, without her knowing. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in separately to meet its most famous resident, David Beckham. Meanwhile, Luke and Manny head straight f
Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up and have definitely chosen a side; and Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil's support with the twins. Meanwhile, Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane, and Phil thinks this is his chance to reclaim his dignity after their first outing 10 years ago went so wrong. (Repeat).
On a camping trip, Carl stubbornly refuses to listen to Urkel's words of warning about bears and geysers. Urkel: Jaleel White. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).
Disco diva Donna Summer plays Urkel's dowdy Aunt Oona, who turns to Harriette for a confidence-building makeover and who then takes her new-found confidence to a karaoke bar. Mel: Jim Geoghan. Harriette: JoMarie Payton Noble. (Repeat).
Urkel fears that his rejection has sent Myra (Michelle Thomas) to a nunnery, so he and Eddie and Waldo dress in habits to search for her. Sister Bernadette: Judyann Elder. Sister Augustine: Cherie Franklin. Sister Agnes: Meghan O'Sullivan. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).
Laura pleads with Urkel to step back into his transformation chamber and bring back the suave Stefan Urquelle (Jaleel White in a dual role). Freddie Jackson performs "You Are My Lady." Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. (Repeat).
Laura goes unchaperoned to cheerleading championships---where Urkel spies on her and her handsome partner (Craig Kirkwood). Maxine: Cherie Johnson. K.C.: Venus DeMilo Thomas. Coach: Mindy Sterling. Urkel: Jaleel White. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).
Laura doesn't want Stefan to change anything about himself for her, while the nerdy Urkel is a 10 in Myra's eyes. Part 1 of two. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Stefan/Urkel: Jaleel White. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. (Repeat).
Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school. Also, Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend. (Repeat).
George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Coopers while Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding. (Repeat).
Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce. Also, George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores. (Repeat).
George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's new boyfriend, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend tags along; Sheldon and Missy invent a game. (Repeat).
Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel. Also, Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump. (Repeat).
Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June. Also, Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students. (Repeat).
The guys let the ladies in on a sacred ritual---their poker game. Meanwhile, Rachel has an interview with Saks. Aunt Iris: Beverly Garland. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Ross entrusts Rachel with his pet monkey for a day; Barry has a surprise for Rachel. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Luisa: Megan Cavanagh. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Chandler's not a very smooth operator when it comes to calling a woman he went out with; Rachel gets involved with her ex-fiancé. Mindy: Jennifer Grey. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Danielle: Lynn Clark. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Monica meets the woman who used her credit-card number; Ross realizes it's time to find a new home for Marcel. Dr. Baldharar: Harry Shearer. Teacher: Karla Tamburrelli. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Phoebe gets temporary work as Chandler's secretary; Monica's new boyfriend is younger than she thinks. Ethan: Stan Kirsch. Monica: Courteney Cox. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Ross quarrels with Susan in the delivery room as Carol prepares to give birth; Joey befriends a mother-to-be (Leah Remini). Dr. Franzblau: Jonathan Silverman. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. (Repeat).
Rachel finally realizes how much Ross likes her---but not before he leaves for China on museum business. Melanie: Corinne Bohrer. Carl: Tommy Blaze. Julie: Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Rachel meets Ross's female travel companion; Joey unwittingly recommends a seamy tailor to Chandler; and Phoebe cuts Monica's hair. Julie: Lauren Tom. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Tailor: Buck Kartalian. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Monica goes shopping with Julie (Lauren Tom)---behind Rachel's back; Ross isn't exactly gaga over breast milk. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Hombre Guy: Joel Beeson. (Repeat).
The gang disturbs Mr. Heckles (Larry Hankin) for the last time; Phoebe takes issue with Ross on the subject of evolution. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Treeger: Michael G. Hagerty. Alison: Carolyn Lowery. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Phoebe's secret husband shows up; Rachel tries to distract Ross from having sex with Julie (Lauren Tom). Duncan: Steve Zahn. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Chandler receives a sexy phone call meant for someone else; the gang becomes divided along income lines. Jade: Brittney Powell. Waiter: Spencer Cherashore. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
A jealous Leonard reacts to Penny's new guy by rebounding with Leslie (Sara Gilbert). Eric: Travis Schuldt. (Repeat).
Sheldon shows Penny the joys of online gaming, creating an addict in the process. Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Blaine: Tyler Olson. Tom: Mark Hames. (Repeat).
Raj gets an ego boost after winning some fame from a magazine article and risks his friendship with Leonard by trying to win over Penny. (Repeat).
The friends band together to help Sheldon face his fear of driving. Octavia: Octavia Spencer. Lourdes: Livia Trevino. (Repeat).
The gang is puzzled by a young grad student's attraction to Sheldon. Ramona: Riki Lindhome. Kathy: Emily Happe. (Repeat).
It's an all-out war between Penny and Sheldon when he bans her from the apartment for what she thinks are petty infractions. (Repeat).
A smitten Wolowitz thinks he's found his soul mate---until the woman (Sara Rue) meets Leonard. (Repeat).
Sheldon is ecstatic when Leonard begins dating Stephanie (Sara Rue), who meets all of Sheldon's seemingly impossible standards. (Repeat).
Leonard's relationship with Stephanie is moving too fast for him, so he runs to Penny for advice. Stephanie: Sara Rue. (Repeat).
Christmas brings no tidings of comfort and joy to Leonard, whose colleague starts dating Penny. Meanwhile, Sheldon drives everyone crazy over his adherence to gift-giving etiquette. (Repeat).
Penny wounds Wolowitz with a comment about his love life, prompting him to abandon friends who need him for a fighting-robot contest. Barry Kripke: John Ross Bowie. (Repeat).
Here's a conundrum to baffle the guys: Sheldon's intelligence, which renders him socially awkward, is also the source of his new scientific procedure for making friends. (Repeat).
Sheldon helps Penny with a financial crisis, but his solution leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's burly ex-boyfriend Kurt (Brian Patrick Wade). (Repeat).
Leonard suffers through a dreadful visit from his mother (Christine Baranski) that ends up bringing him and Penny closer. (Repeat).
A mild-mannered single dad working as a security guard at a New Jersey mall has to save the day when a gang of thieves try to pull a big heist. Kevin James cowrote and stars in this hilarious farce. (Repeat).