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Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria may regret letting Mitchell and Cameron be their temporary house guests when their home is being fumigated. (Repeat).

Phil and Claire go overboard with drinks—and divulging personal information—on a night out to celebrate the sale of a house to Mitchell and Cameron's friends. (Repeat).

Gloria learns about a secret that Claire has been hiding; one of Jay's proudest golf moments is ruined by Mitchell; Phil makes an inadvertent—and uncomfortable—discovery about one of his daughters. (Repeat).

The pressure is on Mitchell to get Cameron's birthday celebration just right, since he was born on Leap Day and it only comes once every four years. Meanwhile, Jay undergoes a masculinity crisis; and Phil's Leap Day plans hit a snag. (Repeat).

Cameron has a reunion with his estranged clown partner at a funeral for their former mentor; Phil gets bullied by a real-estate rival when he tries to land an important listing; Jay and Gloria are leery of Manny's new friend. (Repeat).

Claire's race for town council comes to a head on Election Day as the Dunphys make phone calls for votes and Mitchell and Cameron take to the streets to campaign, while the candidate endures technical problems during some last-minute interviews. (Repeat).

A visit from Cameron's father features an awkward dinner for Jay and Gloria at Mitchell and Cameron's house. Meanwhile, Claire helps Luke face the death of an older neighbor; Phil and Alex have a father-daughter bonding experience; and Haley throws a party without permission. (Repeat).

Phil goes car shopping with his neighbor Andre, but in the end will probably wish he'd taken Claire instead. Meanwhile, Jay sets off for his high-school reunion with Gloria and Manny; and Lily's favorite stuffed animal is lost on a commuter train. (Repeat).

The entire Pritchett clan go to Disneyland, where Phil has trouble keeping up with Luke; Claire is surprised by an encounter with Dylan; Jay and Gloria debate suitable footwear; and Mitchell and Cameron cope with Lily's recent inclination to run anywhere at anytime. (Repeat).

Student editor Laura clashes with a Muskrat Times contributor (Keith Amos) who's her complete opposite, but opposites begin to attract. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. Laura: Kellie Shanygne Williams. (Repeat).

On a camping trip, Carl stubbornly refuses to listen to Urkel's words of warning about bears and geysers. Urkel: Jaleel White. Waldo: Shawn Harrison. (Repeat).

Disco diva Donna Summer plays Urkel's dowdy Aunt Oona, who turns to Harriette for a confidence-building makeover and who then takes her new-found confidence to a karaoke bar. Mel: Jim Geoghan. Harriette: JoMarie Payton Noble. (Repeat).

Alex's school project on family harmony is in jeopardy when it seems no one can get along, which is exemplified by Jay and Gloria's spat over lunch and Manny getting upset by Luke accepting an award he may not deserve. Elsewhere, Claire and Cameron differ on parenting skills; and Phil has an uneasy working relationship with Mitchell. (Repeat).

In the third-season finale, Gloria's bilingualism comes in handy on Mitchell and Cameron's quest to adopt another child. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny help Lily get ready for a dance recital; Alex goes to her first prom; and Haley announces her future plans, which come as a shock to her family. (Repeat).

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw. (Repeat).

Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey, and Sheldon attempts male bonding. (Repeat).

Paige drags Sheldon to a college party and Missy gets caught in a lie. (Repeat).

The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database. (Repeat).

Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Also, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents and Missy feels forgotten. (Repeat).

Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige. (Repeat).

Losing his health insurance couldn't come at a worse time for Joey; Ross has a jolly good time lecturing to university students; Phoebe's psychic reveals a grim future; and Rachel gets some disturbing news regarding her annulment. Estelle: June Gable. Professor: Rick Fitts. Director: Christopher Darga. Russell: Ron Glass. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).

Joey finds the keys to a sports car; Phoebe ropes Chandler and Monica into baby-sitting the triplets; and Rachel accompanies Ross to make sure they get an annulment. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Woman: Charity Nicole James. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Parting is such sweet---and amusing---sorrow as Rachel and Chandler prepare to vacate their respective apartments, and their soon-to-be ex-roommates make certain their last night will be a memorable one. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe acclimate themselves to their new living arrangements. First up: Joey gets a new roommate (Elle Macpherson). Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Chandler takes up the flag of masculinity when Janine (Elle Macpherson) helps Joey get in touch with his feminine side; Ross brushes up on his dating skills; Rachel tries to impress her boss with office gossip. Kim: Joanna Gleason. Hillary: Missi Pyle. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Chandler tries to make a good impression on Monica's parents (Elliott Gould, Christina Pickles) at Thanksgiving; Janine invites Joey and Ross for some holiday fun. Janine: Elle Macpherson. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

New Year's Eve comes early for Joey when Janine invites him to take part in Dick Clark's Times Square extravaganza; Ross and Monica fulfill a lifelong dream; Chandler, Phoebe and Rachel hunt for their Christmas presents from Monica. Janine: Elle Macpherson. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox Arquette. (Repeat).

Rachel hides her addiction to Pottery Barn furniture from Phoebe; Joey feels torn between Janine (Elle Macpherson) and his friends. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

After Playboy publishes Ross's joke, Chandler claims credit for it; Phoebe's criticism makes Monica and Rachel see red. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Jan: Michelle Haury. Latte Guy: Alex Boling. (Repeat).

When Rachel's sister (Reese Witherspoon) comes to town, the "reformed" bad seed starts dating Ross; Monica's cold makes her feel unusually amorous toward Chandler. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Woman No. 1: Susan Yeagley. (Repeat).

Jill (Reese Witherspoon) plots to punish Rachel by seducing Ross; Phoebe learns twin sister Ursula is starring in porn films using her name. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Guy: Larry Campbell. Man on TV: Douglas Looper. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. The friends imagine their lives with different outcomes. For instance: Monica ends up an obese virgin, while an unhappily wed Rachel lusts after soap-star Joey. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Dr. Roger: Pat Finn. Hope: Kristian Alfonso. (Repeat).

Koothrappali is overwhelmed when his parents arrange a blind date for him, but after a few drinks he discovers he can actually talk to women. Unfortunately, his gorgeous date is more interested in Sheldon. (Repeat).

Sheldon and Leonard are asked to a physics conference to present their work together, but that leads to a feud because Sheldon's too arrogant to share the honor. Penny does her best to mediate, but only makes things worse. (Repeat).

Leonard lies to Penny to avoid hearing her sing a second time, but Sheldon extends the lie, which makes things worse, including Sheldon producing a nonexistent cousin (D.J. Qualls). (Repeat).

Sheldon gets sick, but the guys refuse to take care of him because he's such a bad patient, which leaves an unsuspecting Penny to nurse him back to health. Cheryl: Erin O'Reilly. (Repeat).

Sheldon becomes jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard come up with a plan to sabotage the young man's research. Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Dennis Kim: Austin Lee. Professor Goldfarb: Joel Brooks. Emma: Emma Degerstedt. (Repeat).

The men compete in the university's lighthearted physics bowl, but Sheldon's much-too-serious attitude forces them to replace him with his nemesis, Leslie Winkle (Sara Gilbert). (Repeat).

The guys buy a time-machine prop from a '60s movie and Penny ridicules their preoccupation with toys, which forces Leonard to reexamine his life and maturity. Mike: Andrew Walker. (Repeat).

The friends all fall for Sheldon's sister and Leonard comes up with a plan to get rid of his rivals, but Sheldon announces that he will decide whom his sister dates. Missy: Courtney Henggeler. (Repeat).

Penny's plans for a surprise birthday party for Leonard, who doesn't usually mark the occasion, get thrown off-kilter when Sheldon gets a chance to live out one of his biggest dreams. Althea: Vernee Watson. Jan: Judith Moreland. Dan: Ronald Hunter. Stan: Chuck Carter. (Repeat).

In the first-season finale, Leonard asks Penny out on a date after she breaks up with her boyfriend. To prepare for the big night, Leonard practices the date the day before with the guys. (Repeat).

In the second-season opener, Penny surprisingly turns to Sheldon as a confidant after her disastrous first date with Leonard. Mrs. Wolowitz: Carol Ann Susi. (Repeat).

A jealous Leonard reacts to Penny's new guy by rebounding with Leslie (Sara Gilbert). Eric: Travis Schuldt. (Repeat).

Sheldon shows Penny the joys of online gaming, creating an addict in the process. Gablehauser: Mark Harelik. Blaine: Tyler Olson. Tom: Mark Hames. (Repeat).

Raj gets an ego boost after winning some fame from a magazine article and risks his friendship with Leonard by trying to win over Penny. (Repeat).

As kids, Lenny (Adam Sandler) and his best friends (Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade) won a basketball championship. Decades later, the five men reunite at a lake house after their former coach passes away in this hilarious comedy. Although they all have families and jobs, it turns out none of them have ever fully accepted the need to leave their childhoods behind. Directed by D

In this crowd-pleasing comedy sequel, a group of old high-school friends recapture some of their past glories and learn life lessons from their own children, who are celebrating the last day of school. (Repeat).

Jay marks another birthday in the Season 4 premiere with his customary wish to be left alone, one that won't be granted when Phil takes him fishing with his pals, but it's a day he'll never forget—once Gloria figures out how to tell him she's pregnant. Meanwhile, Dylan moves in with the Dunphys on a temporary basis; and Mitchell and Cameron consider adopting a cat. (Repeat).

Phil goes in for a vasectomy, all according to a detailed plan he and Claire have for their future after Luke goes to college. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria, who's not quite ready for maternity wear, debate the merits of learning their baby's gender; and Mitchell drops hints to Cameron about getting a part-time job now that Lily is in kindergarten. (Repeat).

Lily's first day at kindergarten is marred by a scuffle with a little boy, which results in a tense confrontation for Mitchell and Cameron with the lad's lesbian parents. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire make Haley's arrival at college a humiliating experience; and Manny urges Jay and Gloria to take a class to prepare for their new baby. (Repeat).

Cameron starts a new job as a music teacher at Luke and Manny's school, so Mitchell takes a stab at being a stay-at-home dad. Meanwhile, Phil is beside himself when Luke says he's lost his love for magic; and Gloria develops a pregnancy-related snore that's keeping everyone awake. (Repeat).

When the Dunphys' neighbors find Claire's annual Halloween extravaganza inappropriate, Phil suggests having an open house for the holiday. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron host a costume party, but must also field questions from Lily about her birth mom; and Gloria's pregnancy intensifies her emotions. (Repeat).

At a Pritchett family yard sale held by Jay and Gloria to help a fund-raiser at Luke and Manny's school, Phil can't decide what to buy or sell, and Mitchell and Cameron assess Alex's new male friend, but Gloria would rather the contents of an old trunk not be revealed. (Repeat).

Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, prompting a frantic trip to the police station for Claire, Phil and the family lawyer, Mitchell, leaving Alex and Luke under Cameron's shaky supervision. Meanwhile, Jay is surprised by a visit from his ex-wife, Dede, but he tries to get rid of her before she finds out that Gloria is pregnant. (Repeat).

Georgie goes on a birthday date and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show. (Repeat).

Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends. (Repeat).

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work. (Repeat).

The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend. (Repeat).

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford. (Repeat).

Conclusion. As the gang pictures their lives with different outcomes, Chandler still falls for Monica, while Ross works on his marriage to Carol (Jane Sibbett), who is a closeted lesbian. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. (Repeat).

An old gift from Janice (Maggie Wheeler) ruins Chandler's date with Monica; Rachel and Phoebe take a self-defense class; Joey finds a guy to pose as his twin for a get-rich-quick scheme. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Ross fears he's robbing the cradle when a student (Alexandra Holden) asks him out; a fire destroys Phoebe and Rachel's place; Joey has an audition for a new Al Pacino movie. Dana: Bess Meyer. Burt: Richard Roat. Fireman: Greg Wrangler. (Repeat).

When Rachel needs an escort for a charity ball, the gang vies to find her Prince Charming; Ross frets over Elizabeth's rowdy spring-break plans. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Eldad: Josh Coxx. Patrick: Chris Kennedy. (Repeat).

Joey's audition for a sci-fi action show spurs the gang to reminisce about times past (seen in clips). Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Elizabeth's father, Paul (Bruce Willis), frowns on Ross's relationship with his daughter---but the hunky widower highly approves of Rachel. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Wayne: Andrew Bilgore. (Repeat).

Ross spoils Rachel's weekend trip with Paul (Bruce Willis); Monica makes premature plans for her future with Chandler. Elizabeth: Alexandra Holden. Museum Official: Merrin Dungey. Dry Cleaner: Ilia Volok. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. (Repeat).

Rachel grows disenchanted with an emotionally unhinged Paul (Bruce Willis); Chandler and Phoebe shop for Monica's engagement ring. Customer: Brian Dunkleman. Jeweler No. 1: Oliver Muirhead. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Chandler's marriage proposal to Monica is interrupted by her ex-beau, Richard (Tom Selleck). Meanwhile, Joey gets a splashy surprise at a silent auction. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica chooses her future groom, Chandler or Richard (Tom Selleck); Phoebe and Rachel talk "backup plans" in case they don't find Mr. Right. (Repeat).

Monica's miffed when Ross and Rachel's "reunion" upstages her engagement to Chandler, who dreads disappointing his future bride in the bedroom. Also, Phoebe campaigns to play at the wedding; and Joey auditions for the part of a teen. (Repeat).

Joey discovers Rachel's secret penchant for reading erotic novels; Phoebe crosses Ross by moving her massage business into his home; Monica learns the fate of her wedding fund. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Woman: Suzanne Lanza. (Repeat).

The friends band together to help Sheldon face his fear of driving. Octavia: Octavia Spencer. Lourdes: Livia Trevino. (Repeat).

The gang is puzzled by a young grad student's attraction to Sheldon. Ramona: Riki Lindhome. Kathy: Emily Happe. (Repeat).

It's an all-out war between Penny and Sheldon when he bans her from the apartment for what she thinks are petty infractions. (Repeat).

A smitten Wolowitz thinks he's found his soul mate---until the woman (Sara Rue) meets Leonard. (Repeat).

Sheldon is ecstatic when Leonard begins dating Stephanie (Sara Rue), who meets all of Sheldon's seemingly impossible standards. (Repeat).

Leonard's relationship with Stephanie is moving too fast for him, so he runs to Penny for advice. Stephanie: Sara Rue. (Repeat).

Christmas brings no tidings of comfort and joy to Leonard, whose colleague starts dating Penny. Meanwhile, Sheldon drives everyone crazy over his adherence to gift-giving etiquette. (Repeat).

Penny wounds Wolowitz with a comment about his love life, prompting him to abandon friends who need him for a fighting-robot contest. Barry Kripke: John Ross Bowie. (Repeat).

A family host their dysfunctional relatives for the holiday as the dad contends with spontaneously combusting Christmas lights and temperamental trees while anticipating the arrival of his annual bonus. (Repeat).

Will Ferrell is utterly charming in this amiable holiday fantasy. He plays Buddy, an overgrown and inept human who was raised by Santa's helpers. He decides to search for his birth father, a publisher in New York City. (Repeat).

Santa's ne'er-do-well older brother wreaks havoc on the holidays when he is forced to work at the North Pole's toy shop to pay off a debt. Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti star in this hilarious and heartwarming family comedy. John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates. Directed by David Dobkin. (Repeat).

In this action-packed football comedy, a washed-up quarterback (Keanu Reeves) gets a second chance when pro-football players walk out mid-season. Gene Hackman plays the talented coach who leads a team of benchwarmers to a shot at the championship. Brooke Langton, Jon Favreau, Jack Warden, Orlando Jones. (Repeat).

Alex's academic decathlon means a weekend getaway for Manny and Luke when Claire brings them along, but they're preoccupied with meeting girls at the hotel. Meanwhile, Phil plans a guys' night at home with a fellow alumnus he just met; and Mitchell and Cameron search for a baby gift for Jay and Gloria. (Repeat).

Mitchell reluctantly joins Cameron in a campaign to save an old tree in a park. Meanwhile, Jay and Manny are out of their element at a kid's party with an Olympics theme; and Gloria's pregnancy makes a trip to a big-box store with Claire a memorable one. (Repeat).

Claire and Cameron try house flipping after they renovate an overgrown baseball field for Manny and Luke's playoff game, but Phil and Mitchell aren't buying their pitch. Meanwhile, Gloria uses a microphone to sing to her unborn baby. (Repeat).

Chandler's embarrassed after sharing an accidental lap dance with his future father-in-law (Elliott Gould); Joey finds Rachel a harsh taskmistress during their sailing lessons; Phoebe holds the key to Monica's culinary dream: the perfect chocolate-chip-cookie recipe. (Repeat).

Rachel gets promoted and hires herself a hunky assistant; Joey returns to "Days of Our Lives." Tag: Eddie Cahill. Terry: Michael Kagan. (Repeat).

Chandler fears he isn't photogenic; Ross and Phoebe date both halves of a divorced couple; Rachel's crush on her assistant (Eddie Cahill) goes too far when she sabotages his dating life. Helen: Julia Campbell. Melissa: Caroline Keenan. (Repeat).

Rachel and Phoebe compete to be maid of honor at Monica's wedding; Joey and Ross discover they enjoy taking naps together; an ex-girlfriend (Stacy Galina) makes Chandler look bad in Monica's eyes. (Repeat).

Janice (Maggie Wheeler) invites herself to Chandler and Monica's wedding; Rachel befriends Joey's one-night stand (Kristin Davis); and Ross blows his "stacks" at finding his book shelved in the library's lovers' lane section. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Chandler barks at Phoebe for trying to sneak a dog into their apartment; and Rachel confesses her crush to Tag (Eddie Cahill). (Repeat).

Rachel's work evaluation of Tag (Eddie Cahill) highlights his "human resources"; Ross teaches Phoebe to ride a bike; and toothy neighbors crave Monica's homemade candy. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Mr. Zelner: Steve Ireland. Gary: Jonathan Floyd. (Repeat).

Ross plans Hanukkah fun for son Ben, who has more interest in Christmas; Phoebe stirs up tension between Joey and Rachel; and Chandler lacks finesse in tipping restaurant waitstaff. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Maitre d': Terry Rhoades. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. (Repeat).

After several years away in Russia, scientist David (Hank Azaria) returns to romance Phoebe. Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler chase cheesecake; and Monica crashes her cousin's wedding. Frannie: Robyn Donny. Aunt Millie: Darlene Kardon. Waiter: Mailon Rivera. (Repeat).

The gang stays up all night as work worries interfere with Rachel's plan to consummate her romance with Tag (Eddie Cahill); Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof; Monica and Chandler suffer insomnia; and Phoebe battles a fire alarm. (Repeat).

Telemarketer Phoebe talks an unhappy cubicle dweller (Jason Alexander) out of suicide; Joey mourns his "dead" easy chair; and Monica fears her parents favor Ross over her. Jack: Elliott Gould. Linda: Joyce Guy. (Repeat).

Five children from around the world win golden tickets to tour the mysterious candy factory, where they meet the manufacturer and learn life lessons about honesty, punishment and reward. (Repeat).

Santa's ne'er-do-well older brother wreaks havoc on the holidays when he is forced to work at the North Pole's toy shop to pay off a debt. Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti star in this hilarious and heartwarming family comedy. John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates. Directed by David Dobkin. (Repeat).

Animated fantasy about a saddened Santa who decides not to make his annual ride. The score includes such holiday favorites as "Blue Christmas," along with six tunes composed by Maury Laws and Jules Bass. (Repeat).

The Grinch attempts to undermine the annual Christmas celebration at Whoville with the help of his loyal dog and reindeer. Disguised as Santa Claus he tries to steal all the presents, but his cover is threatened by an earnest young girl. (Repeat).

A family host their dysfunctional relatives for the holiday as the dad contends with spontaneously combusting Christmas lights and temperamental trees while anticipating the arrival of his annual bonus. (Repeat).

Will Ferrell is utterly charming in this amiable holiday fantasy. He plays Buddy, an overgrown and inept human who was raised by Santa's helpers. He decides to search for his birth father, a publisher in New York City. (Repeat).

Five children from around the world win golden tickets to tour the mysterious candy factory, where they meet the manufacturer and learn life lessons about honesty, punishment and reward. (Repeat).

Tim Burton ("Edward Scissorhands") directed this wonderfully whimsical fantasy. A poor boy (Freddie Highmore) and four bratty children win a tour of a mysterious chocolate factory. Their personal guide is the owner, an eccentric candy man (Johnny Depp) named Willy Wonka. The film is based on Roald Dahl's classic children's tale and is a remake of 1971's "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory." (Repe

Kids find a treasure map and go searching for pirate's booty in a subterranean cavern, but they run into a band of outlaws and their ringleader, whose soft-hearted son comes to the kids' rescue. (Repeat).

Mitchell and Cameron get a surprise visit from their friend Sal, who arrives with the news that she's getting married—and Mitch and Cam are the best men. Meanwhile, Gloria doesn't trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; and Phil gives romantic advice to Luke about a girl he likes. (Repeat).

Claire and Cameron disagree on a landscaping matter for a house they're trying to flip, so they call on a neutral party—one of the lesbian moms from Lily's school—to settle the issue. Meanwhile, Phil teaches the kids basic-repair skills around the house; Jay is alone with baby Joe when Gloria and Manny have a mother-son outing; and Mitchell counsels Lily on how to deal with a bully. (Repeat).

Phil and Claire get a glimpse of their possible future on a trip to the hospital, where they witness a family that's eerily similar to their own. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron plan a "girls day" for Lily and Gloria that turns into a cultural lesson; and Jay takes Manny to visit a private school. (Repeat).

Javier visits Manny with his new girlfriend, much to Gloria's dismay. Meanwhile, Phil hits a snag trying to sell Claire and Cameron's flipped house, and enlists the whole family in some crazy schemes to seal the deal. (Repeat).

Phil relishes the idea of talking about real estate for Career Day at Luke and Manny's school—until it turns into the mother of all turf battles when his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. Meanwhile, Mitchell and Cameron are on tooth-fairy duty, but a mistake has them looking down in the mouth; and Gloria challenges Jay's claims of wanting to be a novelist. (Repeat).

Mitch's ex-boyfriend, Teddy, invites the Pritchett clan to a fund-raiser at a roller rink, where Phil gives Gloria skating lessons; Claire avoids talking business with Jay; Haley gives Alex tips on meeting boys; and Cam tries to act relaxed around Teddy. Meanwhile, Manny and Luke discuss possible subjects for a "My Hero" essay assignment. (Repeat).

Phil hopes his new RV will be the perfect vehicle for a family road trip, but Claire lets her husband find out for himself why it might not be such a good idea. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria help Manny look for his misplaced backpack, which gives them a chance to snoop around in Claire's and Mitchell's houses; and Lily's gymnastics meet gets Mitchell and Cameron's competitive juices flowing. (Repeat).

Rachel turns 30, and her pals recall their own 30th birthdays. Like the time Chandler planned a black-tie surprise party for Monica, who decided that the only way she could deal with turning 30 was by getting drunk. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Tag: Eddie Cahill. (Repeat).

Joey resumes his role as Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives," where his plotline puts the resident diva (Susan Sarandon) out of a job; Ross yearns to play bagpipes at Monica's wedding; and Phoebe and Rachel pursue the owner of a lost cell phone. Dina: Eva Amurri. Tom: Jack Betts. (Repeat).

Ben picks up a few bad (but hilarious) habits after Rachel watches him; Joey gets ordained online so he can wed Monica and Chandler, leading to a confession about their first time in London; Phoebe fears the possible side effects of a pain reliever. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Monica's dream gown becomes the booty in a battle for the perfect wedding band; Joey and Ross date the same woman (Gabrielle Union) and end up in a war of their own over who has the best date planned. Megan: Andrea Bendewald. Woman: Kim Harris. Host: Matthew Mullany. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).

Rachel teaches Joey the fine art of losing after he's nominated for an acting award; Monica fears marriage will end her love life; and Chandler drags Ross to an all-male meat market for the best tuna melt in New York. Presenter: Mackenzie Westmore. Jessica: Alison Sweeney. Jake: Troy Norton. (Repeat).

In this lighthearted comedy, a single father named Donny finds his lackluster parenting skills coming back to haunt him when he attempts to reconnect with his estranged son Todd by showing up to Todd's wedding uninvited. But the harder Donny tries to reconcile, the more furious Todd's future bride grows. (Repeat).

In this hilarious romantic comedy, a terrible blind date segues into a nightmarish family vacation when two single parents and their respective kids end up at the same African safari resort for spring break. (Repeat).

A cheerful oaf is called on as a last resort to care for his brother's kids in a crisis. (Repeat).

Here's a conundrum to baffle the guys: Sheldon's intelligence, which renders him socially awkward, is also the source of his new scientific procedure for making friends. (Repeat).

Sheldon helps Penny with a financial crisis, but his solution leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's burly ex-boyfriend Kurt (Brian Patrick Wade). (Repeat).