2024-09-26
A burglar sues after Al decks him. Attorney: Melanie Chartoff. Policeman: Dan Tullis Jr. Judge: Edwin Owens. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Kelly breaks a date to join her parents at the movies, where she finds her date with another woman. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives. Meanwhile, an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; and Roseanne makes a plan to change their mind. (Repeat).
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home after an incident at the nursing home prevents her from returning. (Repeat).
After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Meanwhile, Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son. (Repeat).
The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the Internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Dan loses an important job and D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money. (Repeat).
Doug turns Carrie on by imitating the sexy voice of Rico (Angelo Pagan), a studly new Latin co-worker, but then he grows jealous of Rico, whom Carrie has never met. Meanwhile, after reading "Tuesdays with Morrie," Arthur tries to get a young delivery guy to "chronicle his wisdom." Sanjib: Alex Dodd. Sanjib's Father: Ossie Mair. Francesca: Marie Caldare. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Deacon: Victor Williams
Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new truck---just as his union goes on strike against his employer. Marty: James Michael Connor. Employee: Fred Stoller. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug discovers he has a lot to learn when he takes a job as a substitute teacher while his union is on strike. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Joey: Jerry Ferrara. Liz: Rachel Duncan. Samantha: Kimi Reichenberg. Ron: Eric Hodges. Vosk: Al Pugliese. Teacher: Larry Newman. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Host: Steven Houska. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Kate encourages Bulldog to keep up his pranks on Frasier, who decides to exact revenge. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Bulldog: Dan Butler. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Pete: Michael Whaley. (Repeat).
Daphne is attracted to Niles' contractor, who's called on to repair Frasier's hardwood floor on the day of his wine-tasting soiree. Joe: Tony Carreiro. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Martin: John Mahoney. (Repeat).
Frasier faces off with Kate (Mercedes Ruehl) in a labor dispute. And it's not just issues that are stirring passions. Noel Shempsky: Patrick Kerr. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Daphne: Jane Leeves. (Repeat).
Just when Frasier and Kate think they can control their desires, they lose it again---in the radio studio. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Dierdre: Pamela Kosh. Moving Man: Harris Laskawy. Martin: John Mahoney. (Repeat).
Fran's plans for a romantic cruise are capsized when the vacation becomes a family affair. Taped on location aboard a cruise ship. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Steve: David Starzyk. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. (Repeat).
A baggage mixup occurs and---voila!---Fran's aboard Maxwell's plane bound for Paris. Taped on location. Eartha Kitt has a cameo. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Nigel: Harry Van Gorkum. (Repeat).
After an emergency landing, Fran suffers a letdown when Maxwell rethinks the three little words he uttered when the plane was descending. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Jack: Jason Alexander. Val: Rachel Chagall. (Repeat).
Maggie insists she's mature enough to date a twentysomething guy, whose pal is eyed by Fran (Fran Drescher). John: Brian Bloom. Mike: Sean Kanan. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
A woman's body is found with all the bones extracted, and the resulting investigation interrupts Brennan and Sully's vacation. It's later discovered that the victim's skeleton may have been used in an ancient Chinese ritual. Meanwhile, Sully propositions Brennan with a life-changing opportunity. Sully: Eddie McClintock. (Repeat).
The team investigates a murder that occurred on the grounds of a Catholic church. The case brings about bickering between the devout Booth and the atheistic Brennan, leading the pair to meet with a therapist to discuss the root cause of the tension. Meanwhile, Hodgins tries to persuade Angela to move in with him. Dr. Gordon Wyatt: Stephen Fry. Father William Donlan: George Coe. (Repeat).
Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, while Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits. (Repeat).
Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval. Also, Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding. (Repeat).
Jonathan tries to reunite a father and son who are a comedian and an actor, respectively together by getting to star in a community theatre play about an estranged father and son. But the comedian's antics drives his son mad. (Repeat).
The paramedics aid an elderly woman who fakes illness to gain attention. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Brackett: Robert Fuller. Dr. Early: Bobby Troup. Dixie: Julie London. Kelly: Tim Donnelly. (Repeat).
Gage and DeSoto are charged with hit-and-run driving. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Brackett: Robert Fuller. Dixie: Julie London. Early: Bobby Troup. (Repeat).
When her newborn baby boy dies for no apparent reason, a distraught Laura blames Doc Baker. (Repeat).
Jason befriends a childless woman who hires him to help her handyman (Eric Christmas). Jason: David Friedman. Sarah: Pamela Roylance. Jeb: Lindsay Kennedy. John: Stan Ivar. (Repeat).
Edwards promises a dying man he'll find a proper home for his 3-year-old Blanche, unaware that the "child" is an orangutan. Victor French, Dean Butler. Sheriff: Don Collier. Alden: Dabbs Greer. (Repeat).
Upon graduating, Willie gives his domineering mother a double jolt: he refuses to go to college and insists on getting married. Jonathan Gilbert, Katherine MacGregor. Rachel: Sherri Stoner. (Repeat).
Monk's overworked therapist retires after the murder of his cleaning lady, which puts the defective detective in a tight spot. When he can't bear to find a replacement shrink, he works hard to solve the crime. Gordon Clapp, Tim Bagley. (Repeat).
A shock jock's wife is killed while the man is on the air, but that doesn't stop Monk from suspecting the radio personality of murder. Steven Weber and Heather Tom guest star. (Repeat).
Monk attends his 25-year college reunion, where he has fond memories of meeting Trudy, but he also has other business to attend to: keeping a former classmate from being murdered. Cynthia Stevenson guest stars. (Repeat).
Al's bedroom performance is the talk of the town, though the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Al's early retirement ends when Peg spends their windfall. Charlene Tilton has a cameo. Blaub: Susan Peretz. Manager: Peter Jason. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).