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Fran falls into the orbit of a rock star who craves contact with the downtrodden. Zsa Zsa Gabor appears. Tasha: Ivana Milavich. Fran: Fran Drescher. Elaine: Lois Chiles. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. (Repeat).

The piano-prodigy son of a wealthy man bids for Fran's child-care services at a charity auction hosted by Bette Midler. Tom: Ed Begley Jr. Keith: Don Siess. Irving: Danny Dayton. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

Heather Biblow invites Fran and Val to Hollywood, where Heather's landed a role on "The Young and the Restless." Fran: Fran Drescher. Val: Rachel Chagall. Guard: Richard Kline. Maxwell: Charles Shaghnessy. (Repeat).

Fran has mixed emotions when Sylvia declares that she's moving to Florida. Cameos by 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado and 1997 Miss USA Brook Lee. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Fran: Fran Drescher. Dr. Miller: Spalding Gray. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

A murder victim made himself few friends by being overly honest, and team members find out why when they begin being more honest with each other. Meanwhile, Angela urges Hodgins to deal with the fact that she's pregnant. (Repeat).

The team wonders if a recent murder may have been committed by a teenage, hearing-impaired Jane Doe, who was found in the streets while covered in blood and holding a knife. Meanwhile, Angela tries to keep new details of her pregnancy a secret from Hodgins. (Repeat).

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure when the successful MaxDot television commercial generates more business than they can handle. Also, Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home. (Repeat).

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son." (Repeat).

It's Christmas time and Jonathan and Mark's latest assignment is to try and get two divorce parents who are still bickering and using their son as pawn against each other to stop and start being parents. They go and work for the father who is a lawyer. They bring their son to a department store and there the new store Santa is upset at the store for promoting toy guns, and when the boy tells Santa

Four boys whose parents just died recently are informed by the social worker assigned to their case, that the younger children will be placed in different foster homes. The elder brother decides to take them away and take care of them himself; he will find a job while the others go school. (Repeat).

Laurence Harvey plays a chess champ planning to murder his opponent. Dudek: Jack Kruschen. Columbo: Peter Falk. Berozski: Lloyd Bochner. Linda Robinson: Heidi Bruhl. Benson: Michael Fox. (Repeat).

Twins are suspected of murder; which is guilty? Dexter/Norman Paris: Martin Landau. Columbo: Peter Falk. Mrs. Peck: Jeanette Nolan. Hathaway: Tim O'Connor. Lisa: Julie Newmar. (Repeat).

A cosmetic manufacturer murders an employee who stole the formula for a beauty cream. Columbo: Peter Falk. Lang: Vincent Price. Lessing: Martin Sheen. Secretary: Sian Barbara Allen. (Repeat).

Columbo is tailed by his suspect, an intelligence agent who murders a colleague and wants to prevent Columbo from proving it. Columbo: Peter Falk. Brenner: Patrick McGoohan. Henderson: Leslie Nielsen. Melville: Otis Young. (Repeat).

A research specialist uses subconscious stimuli to lure a victim to his death. Dr. Kepple: Robert Culp. Columbo: Peter Falk. White: Chuck McCann. Mrs. Norris: Louise Latham. Norris: Robert Middleton. Tanya: Arlene Martel. (Repeat).

The conclusion of the two-part sixth-season finale finds a presumed dead Monk trying to clear his name after his false arrest for murder. Meanwhile, Natalie prepares a memorial service. (Repeat).

Natalie takes a personal interest in Monk's latest case: hunting down a killer who appears to be targeting women with the same name as her daughter, Julie. (Repeat).

In the seventh-season opener, Monk buys a home to escape a noisy neighbor and runs into a murder case and an unscrupulous contractor (Brad Garrett). Hector Elizondo. (Repeat).

Natalie becomes a local celebrity when she takes over lottery-hosting duties on television while Monk tries to solve the murder of the original hostess. Malcolm Barrett. (Repeat).

Crime hits close to home for Columbo when his nephew's bride is abducted from the honeymoon suite immediately after the wedding reception. Det. Andy Parma: Thomas Calabro. Abductor: Daniel McDonald. Sheldon Hays: Donald Moffat. Alex Varick: Daniel Davis. Sgt. Goodman: Dan Butler. (Repeat).

The detective is on the trail of the person who killed a football-team owner (Steve Forrest). Harold: Greg Evigan. Dolores: Tyne Daly. Lt. Robertson: Frank McRae. Bertie: Don S. Davis. Fernando: Leon Singer. Mr. Hacker: Michael Gregory. Ed: Ed McCready. (Repeat).

Danny finds his late father's girlfriend (JoBeth Williams), who's in dire financial straits; Sam groans at her brother's romance with Monica, whose bean counter wreaks havoc on all. Rihanna has a cameo. Olivia: Sarah Clarke. Penny: Rachael Leigh Cook. Bobby: David Baez. Monica: Lara Flynn Boyle. Danny: Josh Duhamel. Mary: Nikki Cox. (Repeat).

Danny imagines a 1962 scenario in which he, Ed and Mike take over the reins of a hotel-casino, where Mary is a waitress, Delinda an aspiring showgirl and Sam a call girl wanting to get on the good side of the new management. Chubby Checker has a cameo. Colette: Richard Portnow. Brennan: Dean Norris. Lyle: Joel McKinnon Miller. James: Robert Curtis Brown. James Jr.: Patrick Cavanaugh. Mellon: Bill

Danny and Monica team with the FBI to prep security to protect a priceless gem on display at the Montecito. Meanwhile, some of the team are wowed by the magic of illusionist Criss Angel (who plays himself). Robert Goulet and Lance Burton also make guest appearances. (Repeat).

Things get dicey at the Montecito when the hotel plays host to a comic-book convention---and the attendees think that Monica (Lara Flynn Boyle) is actually a character named Mothwoman. Meanwhile, Sam happens upon a nemesis from her past; and Mike tracks a possible card cheater. (Repeat).

Murdoch suspects someone in a vagrant encampment robbed and killed a young woman. (Repeat).

A country doctor tries to teach the value of been a small-town doctor and excepting anything for pay. Dr. Hudsboth has to work hard to pay off a mortgage. (Repeat).

An ambitious DA clashes with a lawyer who's hit bottom as a skid-row drunk, but who agrees to defend a fellow denizen charged with stealing a bottle of cheap wine. Michael Landon. Matthew: John Rubinstein. Kathleen Reynolds: Robin Strasser. (Repeat).

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Dylan Dreyer is on a mission to see what it takes for animals to survive in the remarkable environments of the Northern Hemisphere. (Repeat).

TNT spends time with family in her adopted hometown of Charlotte, N.C.; Hot Shot takes Wham to an aquarium in Kentucky that preserves aquatic wildlife; and coaches Lou and Handles help players grow their skills at the annual showman's camp in Atlanta. (Repeat).

Sheinelle Jones takes a trip through the plains, prairies and more to see the amazing animals of the planet's grasslands. (Repeat).

Sheinelle Jones takes us to Asia to spend a day with the newest generation of native animals. From infant monkeys to dolphin calves, we'll discover what makes these animal toddlers so special. (Repeat).

Dylan Dreyer takes us on an adventure around the world to discover the animals that have the cleverest adaptations in the wild. From intelligent otters in the marsh to crafty primates in the trees, we'll find the most intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom. (Repeat).

Herman demands a raise---and gets fired. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Tom: Benny Rubin. Gateman: John Carradine. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Eddie: Butch Patrick. (Repeat).

Herman rescued a boy whose head was caught in a fence---but no one will believe it. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Galen Stewart: Brian Nash. John Stewart: Walter Brooke. Mrs. Stewart: Marge Redmond. (Repeat).

Herman uses psychology to keep Eddie from running away. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Leo: Gene Blakely. Charlie: Michel Petit. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Herman, the scuba diver, gets caught in the net of a Russian trawler. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Commissar: Val Avery. Valery: Leonard Yorr. Gregor: John Lawrence. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

A man who Fran assumes is a stockbroker gives Maxwell a hot stock tip---but she discovers that he's actually a hot-dog vendor. Glen: Corbin Bernsen. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Jenkins: Jack Knight. (Repeat).

Fran and C.C. (Lauren Lane) are trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's birthday party. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

A TV moppet starring in Maxwell's musical says he wants to leave show business after talking with Fran. Bob Barker and columnist Liz Smith have cameos. Jack: J.D. Daniels. Fran: Fran Drescher. Captain: Wayne C. Dvorak. (Repeat).

In support of animal rights, Fran refuses to wear a mink she inherits from a deceased relative. But the fur flies when her mother finds out. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Marsha: Nancy Frangione. (Repeat).

Frasier faces off with Kate (Mercedes Ruehl) in a labor dispute. And it's not just issues that are stirring passions. Noel Shempsky: Patrick Kerr. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Daphne: Jane Leeves. (Repeat).

Just when Frasier and Kate think they can control their desires, they lose it again---in the radio studio. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Dierdre: Pamela Kosh. Moving Man: Harris Laskawy. Martin: John Mahoney. (Repeat).

When Maris goes on a shopping spree in New York without telling Niles, Frasier urges him to reveal his displeasure to her. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Marta: Irene Olga Lopez. Martin: John Mahoney. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Roz: Peri Gilpin. (Repeat).

Frasier's son, Frederick, comes to town for the holidays, and a mail-order snafu leaves dad with no presents to give. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. Jack: Tegan West. Ned: Klee Bragger. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Kate tells Frasier she's leaving for a job in another city---before he can reveal his feelings for her. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Donna: Marnie Mosiman. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

Frasier's effort to make new friends leads him to a handicapped man named Bob (Griffin Dunne). Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Ralph: Ben Mittleman. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Martin: John Mahoney. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Waitress: Luck Hari. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Minds question Peggy's claim that she saw Elvis at the mall, until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a perspiration stain in the shape of the King's face. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

A high-school football player is threatening two Bundy scoring records, one held by Al and the other by Kelly (Christina Applegate). Ms. Mount: Cynthia Songe. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Al and Steve (David Garrison) mourn what might have been when the women in their lives join them on a fishing trip. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Al (Ed O'Neill) devotes himself to his lifelong dream: building his personal, exclusive executive washroom. Peg: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Steve: David Garrison. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie go out with a new couple and take an instant liking to them---unfortunately, so do Deacon and Kelly, who steal them away. Marc: Sean O'Bryan. Abby: Elisa Taylor. Gary: Bob Kirsh. Kim: Tina Morasco. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie recall how they first met when he was a bouncer at a club and she was Richie's date. Donny Osmond appears as himself in a cameo. Lynn: Kara Zediker. Nicky: Laura Otis. Richie: Larry Romano. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).

Doug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble. (Repeat).

Doug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him. (Repeat).

David gets a job at a theme park---where he's transformed into a perky worker with an eerie smile. Doug: Sean O'Bryan. Mr. Schlosser: James LeGros. Helga: J. Robin Miller. (Repeat).

Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Roseanne's "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).

Bev's passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

Dean Cain returns as Sam's husband in this episode, which finds the Montecito facing the threat of a hostile takeover. Meanwhile, Danny investigates when Mike is mugged by a mysterious ski-masked thug; and Delinda woos a charming blind man (George Newbern) who's hiding a secret. Drew Schmidt: Allen Nabors. (Repeat).

It's high stakes at the Montecito when the casino plays host to a televised national poker tour---and Danny and Mike suspect there's a cheater in their midst. Meanwhile, Ed's wife (Cheryl Ladd) encounters an old flame; and Casey (Dean Cain) and Sam square off over their divorce settlement. Ron Jeremy makes an appearance. (Repeat).

Danny and Ed investigate after diamonds are stolen during a Fat Joe music-video shoot, and they end up consulting an amateur sex video to unearth clues to the crime. Elsewhere, a suspicious craps player keeps the team busy; and Sam and Mary think Mike is moonlighting as a male stripper. (Repeat).

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law. (Repeat).

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance to medical school in Baltimore. Bob battles his subconscious. (Repeat).

Murdoch suspects someone in a vagrant encampment robbed and killed a young woman. (Repeat).

When Jonathan learns he's still needed on earth despite his widow's death, he rebels and is stripped of his powers. Part 1 of two. Jennifer: Leann Hunley. Jane: Dorothy McGuire. Caz: Andy Romano. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Stripped of his divine powers, Jonathan falls in love. Jennifer: Leann Hunley. Jane: Dorothy McGuire. Caz: Andy Romano. Carver: Chuck Walling. Mark: Victor French. (Repeat).

Herman's twin tries to swindle Lily out of her inheritance. Herman/Charlie: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Mrs. Cartwright: Jean Willes. Leo: Mike Mazurki. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Beverley Owen. (Repeat).

Grandpa applies to a matrimonial agency for a wife. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Lydia: Linda Watkins. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Marilyn: Beverley Owen. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Malcolm: Neil Hamilton. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Albert resolves to marry Sylvia, even though her father is determined to take her away. Sylvia: Olivia Barash. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. Hector: Royal Dano. Irv Hartwig: Richard Jaeckel. (Repeat).

Adam's first legal client is a land speculator accused of defrauding Walnut Grove investors. Adam: Linwood Boomer. Edgar Mills: Jeff Corey. Charles: Michael Landon. Houston: Dub Taylor. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Davis: Peter Hobbs. Mary: Melissa Sue Anderson. (Repeat).

Both Laura and Caroline are happy to announce that they're expecting, but Doc Baker has sad news for Caroline (Karen Grassle). Ed Poulsen: James Gallery. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Eunice Poulsen: Sarah Miller. Dr. Baker: Kevin Hagen. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Charles tries to find a home for two children orphaned by a wagon accident. James Cooper: Jason Bateman. Cassandra Cooper: Missy Francis. Garvey: Merlin Olsen. Charles: Michael Landon. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. (Repeat).

Monk investigates threats made on a boxer's life and ends up getting a little too close to the action during a championship bout. (Repeat).

Monk faces off with a chess master (David Strathairn) suspected of killing his wife. (Repeat).

Monk investigates an apparent suicide on a Navy submarine and is stranded underwater. Casper Van Dien and William Atherton guest star. (Repeat).

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Bud is desperately seeking Susan---or any girl who'll date him---while Al comes up with a million-dollar idea that looks ... desperate. Freddy: Vonni Ribisi. Boz: Stephen Dorff. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Peggy buys a computer, ostensibly for the kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

The Bundys spend a day at the beach, where the kids compete to find new flames, while an old flame finds Al. Marilyn: Morgan Brittany. Tina: Candy Hutson. Chris: Brice Alan. Lifeguard: Pete Steinfeld. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Roseanne dives into wedding preparations while Dan continues to give his father (Ned Beatty) the silent treatment. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).