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Telemarketer Phoebe talks an unhappy cubicle dweller (Jason Alexander) out of suicide; Joey mourns his "dead" easy chair; and Monica fears her parents favor Ross over her. Jack: Elliott Gould. Linda: Joyce Guy. (Repeat).

Rachel turns 30, and her pals recall their own 30th birthdays. Like the time Chandler planned a black-tie surprise party for Monica, who decided that the only way she could deal with turning 30 was by getting drunk. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Tag: Eddie Cahill. (Repeat).

Joey resumes his role as Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives," where his plotline puts the resident diva (Susan Sarandon) out of a job; Ross yearns to play bagpipes at Monica's wedding; and Phoebe and Rachel pursue the owner of a lost cell phone. Dina: Eva Amurri. Tom: Jack Betts. (Repeat).

Ben picks up a few bad (but hilarious) habits after Rachel watches him; Joey gets ordained online so he can wed Monica and Chandler, leading to a confession about their first time in London; Phoebe fears the possible side effects of a pain reliever. Ben: Cole Mitchell Sprouse. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

In the premiere of this mockumentary-style sitcom chronicling the unusual kinship of the extended Pritchett clan, patriarch Jay (Ed O'Neill) adjusts to his preteen stepson's views on romance, while his adult son, Mitchell, searches for a way to tell his relatives about his adopted baby from Vietnam with his partner, Cameron. (Repeat).

Phil tries to teach Luke a lesson in responsibility; Mitchell and Cameron sign Lily up for Mommy & Me class; Jay and Manny take time out for a father-and-son bonding experiment. (Repeat).

A reluctant Jay takes Phil on a model-airplane excursion; Gloria goes shopping with Alex after dropping off her son for a playdate with Luke; and Claire and Manny get to know one another as siblings. (Repeat).

Jay's ex-wife, Dede (Shelley Long), pays a surprise---and unwelcome---visit to make up for an unfortunate incident at Jay and Gloria's wedding. (Repeat).

Molly is jealous when Mike refers to her as his "friend" in front of a woman who's flirting with Mike. (Repeat).

Molly invites Mike's mom over for Thanksgiving dinner, which she has no clue how to prepare. (Repeat).

When Mike lets Carl borrow his apartment, he spends more time at Molly's house and bonds with her mother and sister. (Repeat).

The Cooper family must nurse the school librarian back to health after George Sr. hospitalizes her. Also, Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice. (Repeat).

SpongeBob wants to stop being overaccommodating, so he buys a product designed to help him say "no"; SpongeBob can't get a catchy song out of his head. (Repeat).

Mayor Goodway dreams she's traveled to the mysterious Cluck Cluck Island; Travelling Travis's balloon gets caught on the Flounder. (Repeat).

The Turbots try to contact the PAW Patrol to help them in the jungle; The PAW Patrol scramble to catch Chickaletta's egg that has rolled down to the town. (Repeat).

Mix dreams about giving the moon a Mix makeover. Rubble and the pups make her dream a reality with a new boardwalk ride! (Repeat).

A big monkey follows the gang home following their trip to the jungle; a bird-watching adventure becomes a rescue mission for Marshall and Cap'n Turbot when they spot a kitten stuck in a tree. (Repeat).

A volcano spews lava and scares a monkey family working with Francois and Cap'n Turbot, so Paw Patrol search for the displaced monkeys. (Repeat).

An ice storm hits town and causes problems; the pups join Mayor Goodway's basketball team after he challenges another mayor to a game. (Repeat).

When Humdinger steals Farmer Al's super-powered seeds, Chickaletta joins the Paw Patrolto assist in haltingthe mayor's ridiculous scheme. Then, when Humdinger takes Katie and Cali's tiaras, the Paw Patrol must salvage their costumes and the pet show. (Repeat).

When Buttons the deer needs to cross the Builder Cove airport's runway, Rubble & Crew know just what to build. (New).

After a magical mishap turns Big Red Chicken tiny, Dora must change him back. (New).

Sid Swashbuckle the Pirate and his first pup mate, Arrby, steal the giant pearl-making shell that gives Puplantis its magic. (Repeat).

Harold creates a ray that can freeze things instantly, it goes awry and sends a giant ice ball toward Adventure Bay. When the Cheetah snatches half of Chase's Meteor Crystal, Chase must stop the Cheetah. (Repeat).

The Mighty Pups need to stop Harold in making a cloning machine; The team has to stop Harold from transforming Cap'n Turbot's lighthouse into a rocket. (Repeat).

PAW Patrol is a CG action-adventure preschool series starring a pack of six heroic puppies led by a tech-savvy 10-year-old boy named Ryder. (Repeat).

When Buttons the deer needs to cross the Builder Cove airport's runway, Rubble & Crew know just what to build. (Repeat).

SpongeBob has his sights on a fancy new spatula after his trusty old one breaks. Later, he helps grant the wishes of visitors to a nearby wishing well. (Repeat).

Everyone falls for Squidward after plastic surgery makes him irresistibly handsome; SpongeBob attracts jellyfish when the wind produces music through the holes in his body, but he must move away when the jellyfish become a problem. (Repeat).

Plankton attempts to strike up a friendship with Squidward in order to get the Krabby Patty recipe; Patrick's artwork is coveted by everyone in town after an art critic praises it. (Repeat).

Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L.; SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward on a plane to a tropical resort. (Repeat).

Plankton makes a clone of Mr. Krabs and himself; Squidward works as a bus driver and encounters Spongebob and Patrick as his passengers. (Repeat).

SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell krabby patties from a food truck in the darkest depths of the ocean; Pearl and Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city. (Repeat).

Pencil gets lost in the mountains and tries to find a way home with the help of Potato. (New).

Dad struggles to run Lynn's Table when his brother Lance opens up a gym above the restaurant. (Repeat).

Plankton finds himself in the land of giants because of a magic bean; Squidward hunts the great white jellyfish with a crew of sailors. (Repeat).

When Snow Yellow is deemed the "squarest of them all," the evil Queen Karen seeks to claim the title for herself by any means necessary. (Repeat).