2024-06-17
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).
If you hate Valentine's Day, you're REALLY going to hate this special...Watch it with someone you love! Or alone... Or with someone you hate... With a beer. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Roseanne makes jokes to cope with Dan's family tragedy, until she witnesses the way Dan copes---by getting drunk and breaking things. Ed: Ned Beatty. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Crystal: Natalie West. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
Attending church prompts D.J. to ask about right and wrong, and Roseanne can't face him after scheming to profit from a deliveryman's error. Leon: Martin Mull. David: Johnny Galecki. Deliverymen: Pat Bullard, Mickey Robins, Rob Camilletti. (Repeat).
Bev's got a secret: how she broke her hip. Fred's got one, too, involving his and Jackie's future. Jake: Red Buttons. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nurse: Louisa Abernathy. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
Fred (Michael O'Keefe) pops the question to Jackie after watching her soaps and learning about romance. Robert S. Woods, Clint Ritchie and John Loprieno ("One Life to Live") appear. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Doubt creates a roadblock on the road to marriage when Fred fears that Jackie is in love with another guy---namely Dan (John Goodman). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Crowded conditions in the Conner house have Dan itching to give Becky and Mark the boot, but Roseanne's news could mean more crowded conditions. Roseanne: Roseanne. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
Peggy's juicy past proves to be fertile ground for Molly's second book, but the author discovers it's quite a chore to get her mother-in-law to fess up. (Repeat).
As a reward for reaching his weight-loss goal, Mike makes what may prove to be a bad decision. (Repeat).
Mike's a bit put out when Molly doesn't allow him to attend a party thrown by her publisher. (Repeat).
To research her latest book, Molly takes Mike's mother on a road trip to the latter's small hometown in rural Missouri, where Peggy has an encounter with her estranged sister. Back at home, Mike and Vince bond while fixing a water heater. (Repeat).
Not all is OK when Peggy's best friend, Kay, pays a visit and brings some emotional baggage with her, so Molly tries to perk up her spirits. Meanwhile, Mike and Carl draw an assignment to handle crowd control at a rally to promote public breast-feeding. (Repeat).
Mike finally meets his Aunt Rosemary and is bowled over by her sweet, good-natured disposition, which is entirely different from his mother's. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's two kids, so the Heffernans think it's only fair that the Palmers look after Arthur once in a while, but their friends don't agree. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Omari Lyles. Major: Desmond Roberts. Rob: Eddie Pepitone. (Repeat).
Doug gets nervous when Carrie befriends one of his former girlfriends (Janeane Garofalo), whom he treated shabbily. But in time Carrie learns what Doug already knows---the woman is annoying and needy. Also: Spence is asked out by a guy and he accepts the date. Brett: Scott Atkinson. Salesperson: Trish Simmons. (Repeat).
Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while medicated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies---and women---for Doug to dream about. Also: Arthur runs the senior center for a week to help out a friend. Garcia: Angelo Pagan. Tina: Steffiana De La Cruz. Josephine: Norma Michaels. Steve: Steve Pa
Arthur tries to unload the extra cemetery plot next to his own by persuading Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to buy it; Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist; Carrie becomes a dog walker to earn extra cash. George: Gerry Black. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Evelyn:
Doug is furious with Carrie when she accepts a job offer from a guy he claims slandered him in junior high school by spreading a rumor that Doug licked a trash can; Arthur asserts that Larry King got him kicked out of school when they were younger and now Arthur wants revenge. Sean: Jon Favreau. Melvin: Dwayne Macopson. Major: Damani Roberts. (Repeat).
Deacon and Kelly reluctantly accept an invitation from the Heffernans to vacation with them in Florida near the home of Doug's parents. When they arrive at their hotel, they discover that it's filled with rowdy college students on spring break. Adding to the misery is the great disappointment shown by Doug's mom over the fact that no one is staying at her house. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Joe: Dakin Mat
Christy and Bonnie return to illegal activities, prompting Adam to question their morality. (Repeat).
Adam's old party pals arrive for a visit. Bradley Whitford and Nicole Sullivan guest star. (Repeat).
Christy feels neglected when Bonnie and the ladies keep Jill's pregnancy a secret. (Repeat).
Bonnie encourages Christy to woo Marjorie's likable nephew (Chris Pratt, husband of series star Anna Faris), but he's been declared off limits. (Repeat).