2024-09-26
Ailing Naomi shows every sign that the stork is on the way---to an uncertain reception in a nest already full. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Doctor: Don Keller. (Repeat).
Eunice, Ellen and Naomi offer wildly different versions of the gooseberry-jam cook who nearly cooked Mama's goose. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Ellen: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's efforts to be voted Friendly Employee of the Month win her an obscene caller. Dorothy Lyman, Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Recently divorced Ellen finds relief from her grief in a new boy friend (Gary Hudson) she doesn't want her family to meet. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Imogene Coca plays Mama's cousin Gert, once a spirited woman whose time in an old-folks' home has mellowed her considerably. Alvin: Jack Gilford. (Repeat).
Naomi persuades her shaky-kneed husband (Ken Berry) to do his Fred Astaire imitation at the Bigger Jigger's amateur-night contest. Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
A back spasm floors Mama just before Vint and Naomi's guests arrive for a fancy dinner that Mama cooked but isn't invited to. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A demanding Mama is driving the family crazy because she can't drive and won't learn. Ellen: Betty White. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
A fan-voted playlist with some of the greatest videos ever made from country's top superstars. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip becomes an outing á la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen (Jenna Elfman) and then force a trucker off the road. Off. Thomas: Ben Thomas. Off. Gumer: David Strickland. Toll Booth Operator: Ritch Shydner. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Thanks to a teacher who gives students free rein, D.J.'s Thanksgiving pageant includes a "Pulp Fiction" twist that offends some of the parents, but not the Conners. Charlie Hill. Dawn: Colleen Camp. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
With his old band mate (John Popper) in town, Dan's got the blues, regretting that he gave up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne. John Goodman, who plays Dan, also sings. Bob: John McConnell. The Band: Chris Kinchla, Brendan Hill, Bob Sheehan. (Repeat).
As the family gathers to make a video for the new baby, Becky and Darlene make a surprising discovery: their parents' old love letters. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Roseanne has anything but traditional ideas for Leon's untraditional wedding---to Scott (Fred Willard). Cameos by Milton Berle and Mariel Hemingway. Mrs. Carp: June Lockhart. Rev. Crosley: Norm Crosby. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a market ends in a food fight when Jackie outsells her sister; and David comes to a decision after an argument with Dan. Mr. Parkin: Stan Freberg. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
The antics of family and friends disrupt Molly and Mike's wedding rehearsal. (Repeat).
In the Season 2 finale, Mike and Molly walk down the aisle, but the trip is not without a few wedding-day hitches. (Repeat).
In the Season 3 premiere, Mike and Molly's honeymoon in Paris inspires him to make some life-altering changes that include traveling more extensively, while Molly wonders how their friends and family fared without them. (Repeat).
Joyce conveniently disappears after a back injury renders Vince practically immobile, and that leaves Mike and Molly to take care of him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds are still laboring over personalized thank-you notes for their wedding presents. (Repeat).
Molly gets upset when she reviews her wedding photos because in every picture Mike's mouth is open or his eyes are closed. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina's ex-husband comes back into her life. (Repeat).
Newlyweds Mike and Molly decide that the time is right for them to have a baby. Meanwhile, Carl discovers that even though he and Christina are no longer a couple, Molly is still hanging out with her. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie see a marriage counselor after a computer records a vicious argument between them and they read the hateful text. Elsewhere, Arthur helps out with theater night at the senior center by directing and appearing in a scene from a play. But first, he must cast the part of his leading lady. Betty: Charlotte Rae. Glenn: Tim Bagley. Barksdale: Gerry Black. Flora: Pamela Kosh. Josephine: N
Via flashbacks, Doug tells Carrie the real story about how he got his job driving a delivery truck 10 years ago when they were still dating. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. (Repeat).
Doug can't figure out why a new driver invited everyone else at work to a barbecue, but he intends to find out. At her office, Carrie tries to change her unfriendly image by doing nice things for her coworkers, whether they want her to or not. Jared: Bryan Callen. Dawn: Laura Silverman. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. Gary: Emil Beheshti. Marcy: Sheila Shaw. Bill: Peter Breitmayer. (Repeat).
Doug is upset when a restaurant names a sandwich after Deacon that Doug insists he created; and Carrie gets jealous when Holly announces that she's engaged and moving to Manhattan. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Cathy: Dahlia Salem. Roger: James Lancaster. (Repeat).
Doug goes to a sexy hairdresser, which makes Carrie jealous; Spence invites Lou Ferrigno to a sci-fi convention, but ditches him after Adam West agrees to go. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. Lori: Jenna Gering. (Repeat).
Doug surprises Carrie by taking her away for a weekend at a rustic bed-and-breakfast run by an eccentric older couple. Unfortunately, the place is a little too rustic for Carrie. Back at home, Arthur entertains a lady friend, who thinks Arthur wants her to move in with him. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie try to help a sick friend and her eight cats. Meanwhile, the reality of pregnancy frustrates Violet. (Repeat).
When Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating, Christy is stuck in the middle. (Repeat).
Christy sprains her ankle but refuses help from Bonnie. Elsewhere, Luke reaches out to Baxter for fatherhood advice. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie admit to secrets they've been keeping from one another. Elsewhere, Violet and Luke clash over parenting. Kevin Pollak guest stars as Christy's father. (Repeat).
Christy tries to connect with her father (Kevin Pollak) but runs into opposition from Bonnie. (Repeat).
Old vices tempt Christy when she dates a hard-partying man. Meanwhile, Bonnie becomes a life coach. (Repeat).
Rose's bed is no bed of roses for the man she spends the night with: he's dead when she wakes up. Betty White. Lucille: Priscilla Morrill. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Al: Richard Roat. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Rose is strangely apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, who are coming to discuss her will. Kirsten: Christina Belford. Charley: Bridgette Andersen. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
When it comes to dating, Blanche runs second to her visiting niece (Hallie Todd), who's out with a new man all night every night. Rue McClanahan. Ed: Ken Stovitz. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Dorothy is having trouble facing minor surgery on her foot. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Bonnie: Anne Haney. Dr. Revell: Robert Picardo. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Priest: Bill Quinn. (Repeat).
Cheyenne gets angry at Van for not paying attention to her, and he tries to make up for it by buying her a bouquet, but she thinks the flowers are from a guy she recently met on their kids' play date. Also, Reba plays online poker and starts flirting with one of the other players. (Repeat).
While in Reba's care, Barbra Jean's pooch, Brock, goes missing. Hoping to find him, Barbra Jean goes to a psychic, who tells her that the dog was killed by someone in the family. (Repeat).