2024-09-24
Dorothy's outspoken mother arrives, and Blanche's beau (Frank Aletter) proposes marriage. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Coco: Charles Levin. (Repeat).
Dorothy invites her ex to their daughter's wedding, but only because it'll give her the opportunity to get revenge. Beatrice Arthur. Kate: Lisa Jane Persky. Dennis: Dennis Drake. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Rose has qualms about sharing her stateroom on an upcoming cruise to the Bahamas with a man she likes. Arnie: Harold Gould. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Blanche's sister, who always took everything that meant anything to Blanche, now wants a kidney. Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
A doctor Dorothy dates also gets Blanche's pulse racing---until he makes a pass at her. Elliot: Peter Hansen. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
A visit by Blanche's undisciplined grandson (Billy Jacoby) gives new meaning to "generation gap." Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White. Policeman: John Hostetter. (Repeat).
It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team wins, Dorothy (Beatrice Arthur) will lend her air fare for a trip to Sicily with an old beau. Estelle Getty. Augustine: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).
Terrified by a burglary, the girls explore means to protect themselves, including a dog, an alarm system, Mace and a gun. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Salesman: Christian Clemenson. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).
There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Mike cheats on his diet and then tries to keep it a secret from Molly. (Repeat).
Molly asks for Mike's help when she feels overwhelmed by Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning. (Repeat).
Molly hears upsetting news at work and it steals away her Christmas spirit. (Repeat).
Carl faces his fear of commitment when his relationship with Christina takes a serious turn. (Repeat).
Molly and her mother turn to Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations. (Repeat).
Vince hits the roof when he learns that Joyce is planning a dinner date with an ex-boyfriend. (Repeat).
Neighbor Lou Ferrigno offers to help Doug and Carrie lose weight by putting them through a rigorous exercise program; Arthur tries to confront Dick Clark about a prize he never received after appearing in 1976 on "The $10,000 Pyramid." (Repeat).
Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth about that night; Danny falls for Holly after his girlfriend breaks up with him. Rick: Jason Packham. Judd: Jesse Burch. Jennifer: Janelle Inez. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. (Repeat).
Doug visits his old high school and reminiscences with his former football coach (Burt Reynolds); Arthur temporarily loses his sight and hearing. Brandon: Patrick Levis. Mike: Charles Duckworth. Suzie: Mandy Musgrave. Kim: Annie Abrams. (Repeat).
Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter. Hector: Angelo Pagan. Vince: Jackie Flynn. Nils: Bas Rutten. Gus: Mark Colson. (Repeat).
Doug becomes jealous when Deacon starts hanging out with a new friend and takes drastic measures to win him back; Carrie is blacklisted by a nail salon because of her demanding behavior. Sue: Steffiana De La Cruz. James: Derick Alexander. Connie: Karen Maruyama. Bob: Jay London. May: Natsuko Ohama. Kim: Karen Yum. (Repeat).
Doug wins two tickets to the NCAA men's championship basketball game in St. Louis and reluctantly agrees to take Arthur with him. Big mistake. Joe: Dakin Matthews. (Repeat).
Christy goes on her first date since she stopped drinking. Meanwhile, young Roscoe learns how to gamble, courtesy of Bonnie. Justin Long guest stars. (Repeat).
Christy's patience is tested by everyone she knows; while Bonnie runs into an old rival. (Repeat).
Christy makes a new friend who proves to be quite troubled. Elsewhere, Bonnie focuses on meeting someone else's needs. Octavia Spencer guest stars. (Repeat).
Christy tries to move slowly in her relationship with Adam (Justin Long). Meanwhile, Bonnie and her AA nemesis, Marjorie, have a dispute about Christy's relationship. (Repeat).
Reba is pressured into inviting Brock and Barbra Jean over for Thanksgiving dinner and ends up fighting with Barbra Jean over who gets to prepare the meal. Reba finally agrees to split the cooking duties, but then starts criticizing Barbra Jean's culinary contributions. (Repeat).
Reba allows Kyra to spend time at home alone with her new boyfriend (Justin Smolian), but she quickly regrets her decision when she meets him and sees he's a long-haired rocker type. Elsewhere, Cheyenne plans to redecorate Van's apartment in Denver. (Repeat).
Van learns his football career is over when an injury reveals that he has a degenerative spinal condition and shouldn't play contact sports. Money troubles then become his main concern. Dr. Yeager: Rick Fitts. (Repeat).
Van hires a nanny (Lupe Ontiveros) to look after Elizabeth even though his retirement from football gives him plenty of time to watch her himself. Meanwhile, Barbra Jean's feeling lonely and considers asking Brock to move home, but she decides to buy a dog instead. (Repeat).
Barbra Jean finds herself attracted to her marriage counselor (James Denton) and turns to Reba for help. When Reba goes to meet with him, sparks fly and she asks him out. Van gives Jake advice on how to deal with bullies. (Repeat).
Reba gets fired from her job and becomes a real-estate agent. To gain experience, she tries to sell Brock's condo. Also, Van is impressed by Kyra's band and becomes their informal manager. (Repeat).
Richard Dawson is bussing and the Harpers are fussing when they compete on "Family Feud." Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman, Betty White, Eric Brown. (Repeat).
Mama, Vint and Ed throw Eunice a suprise birthday party at the bigger jigger, problem is she's hoping for a trip to the Babalonian Roof Gardens. The birthday party soon turns ugly as Vint mentions Duke Reeves (he has a poster on the bar announcing his run for congress), who came to the house one day with flowers wanting to take Eunice out for a soda. But Mama turned him down and sent him away. Eun