2024-06-28
A driver from a rival delivery service befriends Doug, whose buddies are suspicious of the guy's motive; Carrie mentors a troubled 16-year-old girl, but the teen ends up having more of an influence on her. (Repeat).
Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).
Bonnie locks horns with Jill's "inner strength" coach, Miranda. Also, Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again, and Christy's boyfriend, Patrick, is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend. (Repeat).
Christy is blindsided by a surprising offer from her boyfriend, Patrick. Also, Bonnie struggles to be the stable one in her relationship after Adam experiences a devastating loss. (Repeat).
When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance, Tammy, and Christy helps Bonnie make amends. (Repeat).
Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading and decides to have plastic surgery. Dr. Taylor: Joseph Whipp. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Nurse: Jody Price. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Dorothy's daughter arrives with the news that her husband cheated on her, so she left him. Beatrice Arthur. Stan: Herbert Edelman. Dennis: Jonathan Perpich. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's ex-husband (Jerry Reed) pops up after a long absence, determined to take Naomi back to Florida with him. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Betty White. (Repeat).
Ellen is being honored as Woman of the Year at the Raytown Country Club banquet, but to her dismay, her family is invited to attend. Mayor: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Ailing Naomi shows every sign that the stork is on the way---to an uncertain reception in a nest already full. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Doctor: Don Keller. (Repeat).
Eunice, Ellen and Naomi offer wildly different versions of the gooseberry-jam cook who nearly cooked Mama's goose. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Ellen: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's efforts to be voted Friendly Employee of the Month win her an obscene caller. Dorothy Lyman, Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Recently divorced Ellen finds relief from her grief in a new boy friend (Gary Hudson) she doesn't want her family to meet. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Imogene Coca plays Mama's cousin Gert, once a spirited woman whose time in an old-folks' home has mellowed her considerably. Alvin: Jack Gilford. (Repeat).
Naomi persuades her shaky-kneed husband (Ken Berry) to do his Fred Astaire imitation at the Bigger Jigger's amateur-night contest. Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
A back spasm floors Mama just before Vint and Naomi's guests arrive for a fancy dinner that Mama cooked but isn't invited to. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A demanding Mama is driving the family crazy because she can't drive and won't learn. Ellen: Betty White. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
The new housekeeper's magic powers work wonders for Blanche's love life and Rose's tomatoes, but they spell bad news when she is fired. Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Marguerite: Paula Kelly. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Rose has to deliver a eulogy in the Bahamas, which scares up many fears: Rose's of speaking, Dorothy's of flying, and Blanche's of being enclosed with bald men. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan. Stewardess: Elvia Allman. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from the hottest artists in 90s country music. (Repeat).
Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. (Repeat).
Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner. (Repeat).
Molly hears upsetting news at work and it steals away her Christmas spirit. (Repeat).
Carl faces his fear of commitment when his relationship with Christina takes a serious turn. (Repeat).
Molly and her mother turn to Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations. (Repeat).
Vince hits the roof when he learns that Joyce is planning a dinner date with an ex-boyfriend. (Repeat).
Mike feels like a stupid cupid when he realizes he forgot to make Valentine's Day dinner plans with Molly, but has no reservations about horning in on Carl's romantic evening of wining and dining his new girlfriend, Christina. (Repeat).
Molly discovers that Mike hasn't had a birthday party since he was 9 years old, so she sets out to rectify that by throwing him a big surprise bash. Meanwhile, Samuel gives online dating a whirl. (Repeat).
When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal—lasagna. (Repeat).
Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children. (Repeat).
Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).
Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).