2024-10-01
Blanche's dad (David Wayne) arrives with a surprise: he's remarrying. And an even bigger surprise is his fiancée (Sondra Currie). Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Betty White. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
A generational clash occurs when Dorothy's son Michael (Scott Jacoby) and Rose's daughter Bridget (Marilyn Jones) visit. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
While the girls take a disappointing trip, Sophia enjoys herself at home getting to know the gardener (Keye Luke). Betty White, Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan. Rick: Tom Villard. Winston: Brett Porter. (Repeat).
Blanche gets Dorothy a job at the museum but accuses her of back-stabbing when she gets a plum assignment; Rose lobbies to keep a stray dog. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White. Allen: Reid Shelton. (Repeat).
Rose is unaware that the letters from a man answering her ad in the personals are being penned by Dorothy and Blanche. Beatrice Arthur. Isaac: Paul Dooley. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
The girls' plans to join their families for the holiday are upset by bizarre events. Beatrice Arthur. Santa: Terry Kiser. Albert: Teddy Wilson. Thurber: Craig Richard Nelson. Rose: Betty White. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
As a birthday present, Dorothy brings Sophia's sister (Nancy Walker) over from Sicily. The trick is keeping it a surprise. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Facing heart surgery, Dorothy's ex confesses to his extramarital affairs---and his need for a place to convalesce. Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. Rob: Rod Sabbe. Bob: Odil Sabbe. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. (Repeat).
Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).
Mike's special birthday wish is for his wife and mother to get along, but trying to plan the party leads to more conflict than ever between the two. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl take a liking to the same woman. (Repeat).
Molly learns that Joyce said good-bye to her artistic side when she became a mother, so she convinces Mike they need to try their hands at some new hobbies, starting with roller skating. (Repeat).
With Molly out of town for a teacher's conference, a lonely Mike turns to junk food for solace. Meanwhile, James delivers some sad news to Carl, which leads Carl to consider leaving Chicago. (Repeat).
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme (Repeat).
In the Season 3 finale, Mike's mom dumps Capt. Murphy, who retaliates by sending Mike and Carl on a detail at a Renaissance Faire, where a tornado approaches while Mike and Molly each try to reach the other with important news. (Repeat).
In the Season 4 premiere, Molly makes a monumental decision regarding her teaching career. (Repeat).
Doug pairs off with Kelly, while Carrie goes out with Deacon after the couples realize they have more in common with their friend's spouse than they do with their own; Arthur gives advice to a woman working at a coffee shop. (Repeat).
Carrie plans a weekend getaway with coworkers on a company retreat, but Doug shows up and spoils it; Danny and Spence sneak backstage at a Huey Lewis concert dressed as guards. Huey Lewis appears as himself. (Repeat).
A driver from a rival delivery service befriends Doug, whose buddies are suspicious of the guy's motive; Carrie mentors a troubled 16-year-old girl, but the teen ends up having more of an influence on her. (Repeat).
Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).
Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).
Doug gets sexy phone calls from a woman claiming to have spent a wild weekend with him and he can't get her to believe she has the wrong Doug Heffernan. Also, Spence and Danny vie for the attention of an attractive waitress. (Repeat).
Doug becomes supervisor when O'Boyle checks into a rehab center, and Doug promptly messes everything up; Carrie gets jealous when a coworker is promoted after confronting their boss about the chintzy bonus he gave them. (Repeat).
Doug inadvertently scares Deacon's son, Major, so badly that the boy refuses to be around him. Meanwhile, Arthur starts a business employing senior citizens who ride along with lone drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham's world tour visits 12 countries on five continents and presents one culture shock after another for his familiar puppets, including Walter, Peanut, Bubba J and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham teams up with all of his classic characters, including Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Bubba J, to discuss everything from Hollywood to politics to romance. (Repeat).
Jeff Dunham returns for his stand up special. (Repeat).