2024-07-01
Springfield Elementary must depend on Bartificial intelligence when it's threatened with closure after doing poorly on standardized testing, and since Bart's the only one who missed the exam, it's up to him to raise the average grade to save the school. Meanwhile, Homer finds a parking meter in the dump and turns it into his own private moneymaker by placing it at various spots around town, where
A tornado leaves Marge and Homer thinking that, in case something befalls them, they need to pick out guardians for the kids. At first they consider Homer's half brother, Herb, but Bart and Lisa become enamored of a cool couple named Mav and Portia, though Marge questions the actual motivations of the potential guardians. (Repeat).
Bart's dream girl, Mary Spuckler, comes to town, but his failure to pay her enough attention is having a negative impact on their relationship. Meanwhile, Homer once again runs afoul of Marge and lands in the doghouse. (Repeat).
A shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking like a dead ringer for his father, while Marge fears Maggie is slipping into the clutches of children's television. (Repeat).
Homer uncovers a family secret and learns that Grampa was once known as "Gorgeous Godfrey," the most feared and vilified wrestler on the pro circuit, but when Bart starts to emulate some of his grandfather's villainous ways, it's up to the old man to set the young man straight. (Repeat).
When Flanders' parents prove to prefer Homer's company to his, he jealously responds by giving Homer a shiner, and then tries desperately to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is at a loss to understand why a new substitute teacher is bullying her for no obvious reason. (Repeat).
A vote to buy a new couch is held by the Belchers on TV night, but Louise isn't going to take the results lying down. (Repeat).
A scandal erupts at Wagstaff thanks to a lice infestation, and Tina is on the front lines when she volunteers to help Nurse Liz. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant to attract customers, but they wind up having the opposite effect. (Repeat).
Lisa comes to her brother's defense when Bart is accused of an Easter prank involving the school marching band, the horn section and some rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns seizes the opportunity to realize his lifelong ambition to become a superhero. (Repeat).
Homer's behavior once again lands him in hot water with Marge and he needs to fathom a way to save his marriage, while a dose of "A Streetcar Named Desire" drives Milhouse to affect a Marlon Brando-esque bad-boy demeanor in an effort to impress Lisa. (Repeat).
On a trip to college for an interview, Peter teaches Meg a thing or two about partying, while a stinky encounter with a skunk gets Brian kicked out of the house and into the wild, where he learns to live on his own. (Repeat).
Cleveland Brown is back in town, but hanging out with Peter is out of the question after their wives have a disagreement over parenting issues. (Repeat).
The crew go into Fry's dreams to find the meaning of a strange alien melody. (Repeat).
The crew are trapped on the ship with a horrific creature. (Repeat).
Dr. Zoidberg falls in love with a woman who has no sense of smell; Bender takes part in a dangerous tap-dancing competition. (Repeat).
In the series finale, Fry proposes to Leela, and they face their future as the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time. (Repeat).
Homer heeds the call when he is recruited to be a deacon by the cutting-edge new pastor, but Bart wants to bring back Rev. Lovejoy after Homer embraces the faith a little too zealously. Meanwhile, it's no laughing matter when the dry cleaner mistakenly switches Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's costumes. (Repeat).
Moe is flying high after venture capitalists take a shine to his homemade whiskey, while Grampa, after injuring himself babysitting Bart, decides he'd rather be looked after by his grandson than be at the nursing home. Also, Lisa voices her displeasure at a hologram of music legend Bleeding Gums Murphy, and Sonny Rollins (as himself) shows up to ask her to stop all that jazz about boycotting a rec
Season 2 finale: Krieger works to finish a top-secret project, and Archer brings a mysterious former KGB agent named Katya Kazanova home to meet Malory. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 3. Malory hires an adventurer named Rip Riley (voice of Patrick Warburton) to find Archer, who has been missing since his fiancée was murdered on their wedding day. Rip finds him on a tropical island, but Archer has no interest in leaving. (Repeat).
Part 2 of 3: On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of. (Repeat).
Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode. (Repeat).
A soft-spoken Louisiana girl journeys to an exciting, ethereal, and tropical island jungle called Neverland where children never grow old. Her whimsical carefree behavior is eventually marred by the realization of what happens when mortality descends on the young. (Repeat).
Kya is a young woman who raised herself in the North Carolina marshlands after being abandoned there by her mother when she was a little girl. She feels detached from the small-town community near the marshes until two men show interest in her. However, when one of them later dies, she becomes the town's prime suspect. (Repeat).
Mary Tyler Moore plays the Hills' Methodist reverend, who weighs in when Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama. Pamela Segall, Kathy Najimy, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war. Brian Doyle- Murray, Stephen Root, Johny Hardwick. (Repeat).
Boomhauer swaps houses with a Canadian family for the summer and gets friendly with his temporary neighbor, Suzette, in the 13th-season finale. Meanwhile, the Hills have some friction with their new Canadian neighbors. (Repeat).
In an idyllic planned community, Homer works for a new boss who has trouble with the government. Meanwhile, the rest of the family has difficulty dealing with the bucolic burg. (Repeat).
Reese Witherspoon plays film star Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter, whose crush on Bart is unrequited. Wolfgang Puck has a cameo. Nancy Cartwright, Pamela Hayden, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).
Busted for a prank gone awry, Milhouse and Bart are enrolled in different youth groups that become heated rivals. Pamela Hayden, Hank Azaria, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).
Cutbacks in prescription-drug benefits send Homer and Grandpa to Canada, and make them heroes upon their return. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
A planned evening of ice skating and a chance encounter introduces Marge and Homer to the sport of curling, and they wind up joining a team and becoming involved in the Olympic trials. Bob Costas has a cameo as himself. (Repeat).
On a family vacation to Niagara Falls, Lisa is mistakenly granted political asylum in Canada. When Marge goes to rescue Lisa, they are forced to re-evaluate their love for America as they navigate the polite Canadian landscape. Meanwhile, Homer takes Maggie to a "Daddy and Me" class. (Repeat).