2024-07-16
Leela joins those protesting an oil supertanker being towed to a refinery by the Planet Express ship, now captained---poorly---by Bender. Phil Hendrie, Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Bender's best talent---bending things---lands him a scab job where a knockout fembot (Jan Hooks) comes between him and an old friend. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
Curiously immune, Fry is Earth's only hope against a species called Brain Spawn that is making the populace stupid. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
In Hollywood, Bender lies to get a robot TV actor to finance a comeback film for Dr. Zoidberg's uncle, legendary star Harold Zoid (Hank Azaria). Maurice LaMarche, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Cleveland is upset when Tim gets a promotion over him at Waterman Cable, so he tries to sabotage him. Meanwhile, Rallo takes advantage of Cleveland Jr. when he realizes that he thinks that Rallo's turtle can talk. (Repeat).
Cleveland and Donna celebrate Valentine's Day with a trip to Los Angeles after scoring courtside seats to the all-star basketball game. Caught up in the excitement, Cleveland gets rowdy and talks smack to the players from the sideline throughout the game. The basketball champs, feeling hurt, seek revenge by paying a surprise visit to Stoolbend and putting Cleveland in his place. (Repeat).
Cleveland discovers a shocking secret about his wife & his best friend Terry.Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. tries to get Rallo to break a nasty habit. (Repeat).
After fighting to save Stoolbend's drive-in movie theater, Cleveland is invited to a town historical-society event, where he learns about local history. He doesn't like what he learns. Guest voices include John Slattery. Edward Asner narrates. (Repeat).
This heartrending romantic drama follows a devoted husband (Channing Tatum) as he fights to win back his new bride's heart after she loses her memory in a tragic car accident. (Repeat).
Tobey Maguire stars in this blockbuster adaptation of the Marvel Comics series. When nerdy high-schooler Peter Parker (Maguire) is bitten by a radioactive arachnid, he's transformed into a web-spinning vigilante who battles the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe), charms the girl next door (Kirsten Dunst) and infuriates a cigar-chomping newspaper editor (J.K. Simmons). Cliff Robertson, James Franco. (Repe
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard. David Cross, Breckin Meyer, John Ritter. (Repeat).
In the eighth-season opener, Brad Pitt plays Boomhauer's brother Patch, and Laura Dern plays Patch's fiance, who happens to be Boomhauer's former flame, which sparks fisticuffs between the siblings. Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Johnny Hardwick. (Repeat).
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock. Rock group Sum 41 play members of the flock. Gene Simmons, David Herman, Pamela S. Adlon. (Repeat).
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules. Phil Hendrie, Toby Huss, Mike Judge, Stephen Root. (Repeat).
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out. Nicky Katt, Kathy Najimy, Pamela S. Adlon. (Repeat).
Bart rooting for Springfield's football rival, the Boston Americans, sets off Homer, so he schedules a family "hate-cation" excursion to Beantown to show just how horrible the city is. (Repeat).
"Treehouse of Horror XXVII" features Mr. Burns organizing a Hunger Games-style contest pitting Springfield children against each other and Lisa's imaginary best friend killing Lisa's real friends in a fit of jealousy, while Moe recruits Bart to take Homer's place as a covert agent. (Repeat).
Krusty's new candy, "Krustaceans," leaves a bad taste in Lisa and Bart's mouths, so they launch an investigation; Homer seeks a promotion at the nuclear plant and needs Marge's help to dress the part; and news anchor Kent Brockman struggles to adapt to an evolving mediascape. (Repeat).
Homer gets stuck coaching a kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's friendless father, Kirk, and when Kirk becomes too clingy, Homer bad-mouths him about being a loser. But Kirk overhears the rant and disappears, right before the championship game. (Repeat).
When Grampa's health issues are unable to be treated effectively, the Simpsons take him to Cuba for cheap medical care. (Repeat).
Homer suffers a workplace accident that leaves him in a cast and contemplating suing Mr. Burns, while Marge feels as if their love life is losing traction, so she looks to a surprise source for romance. Meanwhile, Lisa the "Bus Monitor" attempts to keep order. (Repeat).
Tina dissects a fetal pig in science class and things get spooky. Also, Bob and Linda do battle with a giant ball of ear wax. (Repeat).
On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Gene and Louise are turned loose on motorized animals, Linda disrupts a book reading and Bob struggles to shop for acceptable pants. (Repeat).
Bob and Louise are riding high, hosting an exclusive screening of a "Hawk & Chick" movie at the restaurant, until the actor who plays Hawk throws a wrench into the works, for his own mysterious reasons. (Repeat).
Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night, while the kids challenge their babysitter, Jen, and face the storm in an ice cream truck. (Repeat).
Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare, heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (Repeat).
Gene auditions for a small role in a local theater production, but things backfire when he discovers that Linda actually bargained with the director to get Gene the part. (Repeat).
To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar. (Repeat).
After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. (Repeat).
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care. (Repeat).
Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, so Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school. (Repeat).
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. (Repeat).
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. (Repeat).
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (Repeat).
Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, and his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. (Repeat).