Laff TV (DISH) (LAFF)

Tim's football fetish interrupts a romantic evening out, made possible by a last-minute baby sitter-magician (Eric Christmas). Rick: John Marshall Jones. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

While installing a satellite dish, Tim picks up warning signals from a job-interview specialist (Sam McMurray) who is counseling Jill. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

The possibility of a mouse in the basement is a minor matter to Tim, but a snake is not such a Mickey Mouse deal. Stephen Root. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

After pandemonium erupts at a pizza-parlor, Tim promises Jill that he'll teach the boys some manners. Patricia Richardson. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Felix gets back in the dating game with a fun-loving woman he hooks up with in a bar; at the same time, Oscar takes his relationship with Charlotte to the next level. (Repeat).

Oscar matches wits against a penguin in a TV segment that tests who is better at predicting the winners of hockey games. Meanwhile, Felix and Emily try being "just friends." (Repeat).

A bookish Adonis and a gnomish hellion learn they are twins who were separated at birth. (Repeat).

An inept student offers to kill the ex-wife of his professor in exchange for the teacher murdering the student's mother. (Repeat).

Hackneyed farce about a successful psychiatrist (Ron Livingston) whose perfect life is turned upside down when he learns he was adopted and that his birth parents are crude carnies. Danny DeVito, Kathy Bates, Neve Campbell, Christine Baranski, Edward Herrmann. Directed by Greg Glienna. (Repeat).

World class klutzes, remarkable pets and wild animals, and outrageous flying machines are shown. (Repeat).

Eileen Essell is a scene-stealing delight as a crafty old lady whose new yuppie landlords (Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore) want her out of her rent-controlled digs. Danny DeVito directed the killer black comedy from a script by Larry Doyle ("The Simpsons"). Harvey Fierstein, Wallace Shawn, Robert Wisdom, Justin Theroux, James Remar, Swoosie Kurtz. (Repeat).

In this zany comedy, a family purchases a yacht once owned by acting icon Clark Gable, and decides to sail it from an island to Miami after hiring a trained sea captain to man the boat for them. (Repeat).

Robert Harling adapted and expanded his stage hit, a character study set in small-town Louisiana that celebrates friendship among a group of strong-willed women who discuss their lives—especially the shortcomings of their men—at Truvy's beauty salon. Julia Roberts earned her first Oscar nomination as Best Supporting Actress for her portrayal of stubborn Shelby. Harling costars as the minister. (Re

Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to literally unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones. Meanwhile, for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work. (Repeat).

Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, and Mike plans to take his officiating to a new level. (Repeat).

With Chuck away on his honeymoon, Ed takes over Outdoor Man security duties with a new approach. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle combine their finances and things go less than smoothly. (Repeat).

When Andi's folks decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents. (Repeat).

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (Repeat).

Jim's traditional Green Man getup for St. Patrick's Day has Cheryl seeing red when she worries about a spot on the church committee. Rev. Shelton: Edmund L. Shaff. Directed by Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A jealous and lonely Jim makes all the wrong moves when he believes Andy's found a new best friend. (Repeat).

Ryan is thrilled when Dana's pregnant, but Jim counsels him on how the hormonal changes will affect her behavior. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

An invitation to Dana's coed baby shower brings a flood of criticism from Jim about the meaning of masculinity on a TV talk show, but Cheryl thinks he's all wet. (Repeat).

Tim can't ignore that Jill ignored her car's oil-warning light, and shares it with his audience. Kyle: Ron Taylor. Jimbo: Art La Fleur. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim cooks up a plan for Mark to get even with his brothers, and offers "Tool Time" viewers nutrition tips. Casey Sander. Pete: Mickey Jones. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Taylors' bathroom is remodeled as a "Tool Time" special, but the job may take longer than expected. Al: Richard Karn. Felix: Al Fann. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Johnathan Taylor. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim hosts an all-female "Tool Time" audience, prompted by Jill's inability to make household repairs. Judith: Ja'Net DuBois. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Binford Tools' new owner has big plans for "Tool Time"---but not for Al. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim reads too much between the lines when Jill bonds with a man in her book-discussion group. Carol: Ja'net DuBois. Sharon: Stephanie Dunnam. Jane: Terri Cavanaugh. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).