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Seventeen years after a bad hustle left him with a mangled hand, ex-pro bowler Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) finds his ticket back to the fast lane in a young Amish boy (Randy Quaid), whom he enters in a million-dollar winner-take-all bowling tournament in Reno. Bill Murray, Vanessa Angel, Chris Elliott, William Jordan, Richard Tyson, Lin Shaye. (Repeat).

Videos include: nervous bungee jumpers; fearless senior citizens; and some of the least coordinated pole dancers. (Repeat).

The Taylors' bathroom is remodeled as a "Tool Time" special, but the job may take longer than expected. Al: Richard Karn. Felix: Al Fann. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Johnathan Taylor. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim hosts an all-female "Tool Time" audience, prompted by Jill's inability to make household repairs. Judith: Ja'Net DuBois. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill fears delivering her speech, so Tim and Mark (Taran Noah Smith) agree to be a sample "female" audience. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim's efforts to wrest a Christmas-decoration prize from a neighbor win him a visit from the fire department. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

At a bowling alley, the boys battle a bully while Tim and Jill battle on the lanes in front of an audience of "Tool Time" fans. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill finds the behavior of Tim's college roommate to be pretty collegiate. Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim blames a headache on a talk with Jill's feminist friend, and Brad prepares for his first date. Karen: Betsy Randle. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim tries but fails to answer Jill's request for a birthday gift that suits her instead of him. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

After telling a cousin she sings in Jim's band, Cheryl has to put up, but the band hopes she'll shut up after hearing her voice. Mindy: Rachel Lewis. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Dana's new boss wants Cheryl and the girls in a TV commercial, but not Jim, who doesn't "go" with the family. Ted: Ingo Rademacher. Kitson: Michelle Hurd. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

Oscar dates one of Murph's ex-girlfriends and ends up in a rivalry with the former baseball player. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to become less self-involved, so he can be a better friend to Ray. Meanwhile, Debbie and Adam disagree over what is best for their family's livelihood. (Repeat).

On the first-season finale, Vanessa's sister visits the Baxters, and Mike assumes she wants a loan. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle end their relationship, and Kyle worries about how Mike will take the news. (Repeat).

In the second-season opener, Mandy prepares to vote in her first presidential election, and Mike and Kristin try to sway her vote in opposite directions. (Repeat).

Boyd is reprimanded at school for playing dodgeball, so Mike starts an underground dodgeball club for the local kids—even though Kristin agrees with the school on this matter. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa clash over what to tell their neighbors regarding a vandalized car. Meanwhile, Eve gets drunk at a party after her parents refuse to allow her to quit the soccer team. (Repeat).

Adam is determined to figure out what Andi's hiding when he discovers she's been keeping secrets from him for his own good. (Repeat).

Adam is thrilled and honored to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable and the negotiations go off track. Also, Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Andy shops for a ring for Roxanne, who gets a different gift from Jim. Wayne Newton has a cameo. Roxanne: Jennifer Coolidge. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Irked at delivery costs, Jim insists on running errands, but realizes that competency will make it a permanent job, and that's unacceptable. Jason: Andy Morrow. Man: Steve Nevil. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Bears fanatic Jim worries about a long-term effect when Kyle becomes attached to a Packers toy football. Older Kyle: Robert Belushi. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Counter Guy: Christopher T. Wood. Kyle: Connor and Garret Sullivan. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim is unrepentant after being caught cheating at church bingo by the reverend (Chris Elliott), who expresses faith Jim will do the right thing. Old Lady Meier: Eve Brenner. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Tim is reunited with his former shop teacher, who shows his temper during a "Tool Time" appearance. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill leaves Tim's hot rod out in a blizzard. Was it an accident---or a subconscious act to get at Tim? Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill tries to counsel her bickering parents (Polly Holliday, M. Emmet Walsh) during their visit. Marty: William O'Leary. Nancy: Jensen Daggett. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad takes on a paper route, then delivers the news that it's more than he can handle. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill gets into a fight with another student's mother (Mary-Pat Green) at Mark's karate class. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Robert: Stuart Quan. Mike: Perry Anzilotti. (Repeat).

Tim is to take Mark to the ballet, but Pistons tickets tempt him to make a substitution. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Rob Schneider is hilarious in this comedy about Marvin Mange, an aspiring cop who undergoes "transspecies" surgery after a car accident. When he recovers, Mange has the physical prowess of a beast and must work feverishly to control his animal instincts if he is to win the heart of a perky environmental activist (Colleen Haskell). John C. McGinley, Edward Asner, Adam Sandler. (Repeat).

Things get hairy for a bratty teen queen named Jessica when magical earrings cause her to switch bodies with a grungy, thirtysomething criminal. The distraught Jessica tries to reverse the spell to get her real body back before prom and a state cheerleading competition. (Repeat).

Rob Schneider is hilarious in this comedy about Marvin Mange, an aspiring cop who undergoes "transspecies" surgery after a car accident. When he recovers, Mange has the physical prowess of a beast and must work feverishly to control his animal instincts if he is to win the heart of a perky environmental activist (Colleen Haskell). John C. McGinley, Edward Asner, Adam Sandler. (Repeat).

Poorly placed chorus singers, animal impressions, and clumsy dancers fill the countdown. (Repeat).

Wild bears are fed; a family encounters a monkey attack; and dolphins are impersonated. (Repeat).

Flying kites, a man who thinks he's a dolphin, a riotous roller coaster ride and swimwear snafus. (Repeat).

Bungling bridesmaids, a bride and groom, and an altar fire lead the "Top 10 Wedding Disasters". (Repeat).

A hidden-camera show modeled after the popular series "Just for Laughs." (Repeat).

"When Chickens Fly"; "Photo Bomber Jacket"; and "A Gag Most Foul." (Repeat).

Rob Schneider is hilarious in this comedy about Marvin Mange, an aspiring cop who undergoes "transspecies" surgery after a car accident. When he recovers, Mange has the physical prowess of a beast and must work feverishly to control his animal instincts if he is to win the heart of a perky environmental activist (Colleen Haskell). John C. McGinley, Edward Asner, Adam Sandler. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Jim inadvertently injures Ted, but that's not Jim's last blow to the cast. Ted: Ingo Rademacher. Kitson: Michelle Hurd. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Gracie: Billi Bruno. (Repeat).

Jim takes a hard line against Gracie's bad behavior, but he's forced to apologize when he wrongly accuses her of more. Annie: Stella Hudgens. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Vanessa's loyalty to Ed's ex-wife surprises Mike, who doesn't think Ed should reconcile with his ex. Elsewhere, Mandy wants to work with Kristin at the diner so she can earn money for a school trip, but Kristin is hesitant to put in a good word for her. (Repeat).

After Vanessa's disastrous presentation at career day, Eve insists that her mother resign from her environmentally irresponsible company. Mike defends Vanessa, but Eve won't back down. (Repeat).

Mike brings home a duck he hunted, but Kristin objects to exposing Boyd to such violence. Boyd then refuses to eat meat, prompting Mike to help his grandson understand the circle of life. (Repeat).

Mike wants to give Vanessa a stress-free holiday without their daughters and grandson, so he tries to send the kids away for Christmas. Meanwhile, Ed goes turkey hunting and shoots a bald eagle by mistake. (Repeat).

A remake of the 1970s sitcom about two divorced men who become roommates even though they are polar opposites opens with Oscar Madison reluctantly agreeing to let Felix Unger move in with him after both of their marriages fail. (Repeat).

Oscar is hired to ghostwrite the autobiography of a retired baseball player, a job made more difficult when Felix offers his "help" by suggesting the book go in a different direction. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss, Bob, for a raise. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (Repeat).

Jim goes all out to please Cheryl after another man's gift to his wife "for no reason" points up Jim's lack of knowledge about Cheryl's likes. Salesman: James Ishida. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

When the girls' lemonade stand is outdone by a neighbor boy's, Jim turns the business into a competition with the boy's parents. Gorton: Kevin Chamberlin. Janice: Jane Lynch. Jules: Hunter Gomez. Police Officer: Grace Rowe. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Trying to lighten Ruby's homework load---and therefore look like he's helping her---Jim tells Ruby's teacher that Cheryl can't read. Sandy: Brooks Almy. Mrs. Tanner: Elizabeth Anne Smith. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Dana's crazy about the new man in her life, until Cheryl points out the beau's similarities to Jim. Hank: James McCauley. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Tim sells his hot rod; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) endures shopping with Mom. Jay Leno has a cameo as a mechanic. Doug: Bruce McGill. Beth: Anndi McAfee. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim has a Super Bowl party for his friends while Jill is sick with the flu. (Repeat).

When Al is picked as one of Detroit's sexiest bachelors, he gets lots of attention---but Ilene doesn't. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Debbie: Rebecca Staab. Shelly: Dorothy Brooks. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Randy's favorite party guest (Kimberly Cullum) slips on Tim's overwaxed dance floor. Bert: Mark L. Taylor. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. (Repeat).

Vanessa blames Mike for their lack of party invitations, so he attempts to be friendlier and agrees to attend a neighbor's dinner party. Elsewhere, Eve damages Mandy's car while driving without a license. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks her house is being haunted by a former occupant who passed away inside the home. Elsewhere, Kyle keeps lending money to Ed, who claims he doesn't carry cash. (Repeat).