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Don feels left out after Adam hangs out with Lowell at Andi's request. Elsewhere: Mrs. Rodriguez reveals that she had a dream about Adam. (Repeat).

Kate babysits the kids so Adam and Andi can go out on Valentine's Day. Also: Don forgets to make plans with Marcy and tries to steal Adam's. (Repeat).

Sean fears that his sons think he's a wimp after they witness Claudia fixing a flat-tire fiasco that flummoxed their father. Elsewhere, Brad's yard-sale purchase bolsters his popularity---and sullies Lily's reputation. Brad: Bret Harrison. Reggie: Steve Larson. Frank: Ricky Dean Logan. (Repeat).

Following his school's drug-awareness day, Henry thinks his family is on drugs and stages an intervention for Sean after he finds a suspicious plant growing in the yard. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. Brad: Bret Harrison. (Repeat).

ALF eats a box of chocolates that was to be a Valentine's Day gift for Kate. (Repeat).

When Willie brings home a Mexican boy whose father he is trying to locate, ALF and the child become friends. Ms. Wine: Diane Civita. Broom: Earl Boen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Some birds and guilty dogs are featured. (Repeat).

Finding out why the world isn't always fair; mother nature fights back with hilarious consequences; and meeting a stubborn little gum chewer. (Repeat).

Segments include "Fast Track Dad"; "Something in the Wind"; and "Reluctant Soldier". (Repeat).

Segments include "The Megaphone"; "Bird Droppings"; and "Fire Engines". (Repeat).

A couple adopts a boy who thrives on destruction. Before long, they'll do anything to get rid of him. Tragically, they are not the first. (Repeat).

A lost receipt for a nonfunctioning DVD player is at issue for Jim and Cheryl, neither of whom wants to take responsibility for it. Salesman: Jim Rash. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Dan Aykroyd plays Jim's old buddy Danny, who's now a cop. But that doesn't deter either from trying to recreate their party-animal days and ways. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

College alumni races are being held, and Mike and Vanessa compete to get Eve on their teams. Elsewhere, Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant, and Kristin predicts this will cause problems. (Repeat).

Mike tries to cheer up Eve by showing her career options at Outdoor Man, but car mechanic Joe winds up being an unexpected influence on her. Elsewhere, Kristin fears that she and Mandy no longer share common interests. (Repeat).

Kyle gets an engagement ring fitted as a favor to Ed, but Mike spies Kyle with the ring and misconstrues things, making the assumption that Kyle's planning on proposing to Mandy. (Repeat).

Mike persuades Kristin and Ryan to become homeowners, but then Ryan backs out of the plan. Meanwhile, Kyle sticks up for Eve when Mandy tries to ban Eve from the basement. (Repeat).

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him. Also, worried she's being too harsh, Bob goes behind Abishola's back to do something special for Dele.

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. (Repeat).

When Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded, they have to track it down before anyone can see it. (Repeat).

When Andi's folks decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents. (Repeat).

Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even. (Repeat).

Jim helps out around the house when Cheryl's uncle passes away, but becomes suspicious when her mourning begins to look permanent. (Repeat).

Jim and Ryan are shocked to learn that images of Cheryl and Dana have surfaced in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video. (Repeat).

Ryan's trip to Africa for a humanitarian mission puts him in hot water with Dana, who's getting ready to have their baby. So Jim unexpectedly pitches in when she goes into labor, though this father of three is a virgin when it comes to the delivery room. (Repeat).

A visit from original---and beloved---"Tool Time" girl Lisa (Pamela Lee) has Heidi feeling threatened; Randy and Lauren go on a date. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

At their vacation site in northern Michigan, Tim informs the family that he wants to move there permanently. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Jenny: Veronica Lauren. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Diane: Ashley Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Journalist Randy takes a hard line with Tim's boss in an interview about Binford's poor pollution record. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim starts converting the attic into an office for Jill, who changes her mind after a required stint in therapy. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Doug: George Del Hoyo. Breen: Jack Blessing. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mike sets new house rules for his daughters after Kyle innocently falls asleep in Kristin's bedroom after a date. (Repeat).

Mike meets his lesbian neighbors and learns he has a lot in common with one of them; and Mandy discovers that her boyfriend lied to her, and she gets Kristin and Eve to help her make a special music video to get revenge. (Repeat).

Boyd's father, played by Nick Jonas, returns unexpectedly, which troubles Mike and Kyle; and Mandy is hired by Ed to be an elf at the shop, and she organizes the other elves to demand perks. (Repeat).

Mike brings Mandy to work with him when she tries to save Ed's favorite barber shop through an Internet campaign and he's excited that she's found a passion for something; and Vanessa falls asleep at her own business presentation. (Repeat).

After Red and Bob join the gang at a wrestling match, Red tries to bond with Eric, while Bob frets about Midge's group therapy, wondering where he's gone wrong. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Bob: Don Stark. (Repeat).

A girl planning to start a punk band invites Hyde to accompany her to New York City; Kitty tutors Jackie in home ec; Kelso adjusts Red's Pong game. Chrissy: Jade Gordon. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Anticipating a very special evening, Eric books a motel room for prom night. Meanwhile, Jackie could be dateless after having dumped Kelso. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Mrs. Clark: Gloria Gaynor. Ms. Kaminsky: Grey Delisle. (Repeat).

Good news: Red's going back to work. Bad news: his boss's son is making a play for Donna, who appreciates his interest in her mind. David: Scott Whyte. Donna: Laura Prepon. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need. (Repeat).

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job. (Repeat).

Kate has her first date, igniting Adam's protective ways. Also: Don searches for an anniversary gift for Marcy and asks Lowell to help. (Repeat).

Adam's parents visit and deliver surprising plans for their future living arrangement. (Repeat).

Sean has a hard time fighting off an amorous Claudia (Megyn Price) after lying to her that he's finally undergone a vasectomy. Meanwhile, Brad gets a chance to hang out with Lily by paying her to tutor him in a subject he already excels at. Geoff: Andrew Bilgore. Brad: Bret Harrison. Dr. Weidlinger: Loudon Wainwright. Henry: Jake Burbage. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia are shocked to learn that Jimmy has been shoplifting and try to figure out his motivations for stealing. Elsewhere, Lily agonizes over what to wear for dinner with Dean's parents; and Henry brings home his class's pet lizard. Dean: Mike Vogel. Brad: Bret Harrison. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. (Repeat).

The family recalls highlights of ALF's life on Earth to jog his memory after an electric shock leaves him believing he's an insurance salesman. Willie: Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. Brenda: Judy Landers. (Repeat).

Dinosaurs; footwear struggle; biking catastrophe; and more. (Repeat).

The dangers around the playground; people with bad luck; and more. (Repeat).

Segments include "Getting My Goat"; "Take My Hand"; and "Suckers for Suckers". (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

After leaving his daughters with their friend's mother, Jim is busted by Cheryl, who wants them retrieved. But Jim can't find them. Sandy: Elizabeth Anne Smith. Sarah: Hira Ambrosino. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim insists he's not throwing a surprise birthday party for Cheryl, which is the truth: He canceled it after Dana spilled the beans. Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has a cameo. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Eve and Cammy start a band, but their music isn't good, so Mike tries to break up the group. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle take on the task of babysitting Boyd. (Repeat).

Mike covets his deceased neighbor's miniature tank collection, but it's already been sold by the man's widow. Elsewhere, Kristin and Ed are alarmed when their restaurant receives a bad online review from someone mysterious. (Repeat).

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa in the yard after she takes over too much space in the house. Elsewhere, Kyle must deal with disappointment when Kristin is named Employee of the Month at Outdoor Man. (Repeat).

Mike meets with an ex-girlfriend who's a now famous rock climber and asks her to sell her line of gear at Outdoor Man, but he doesn't like the stipulation she attaches to their deal. Elsewhere, Mandy helps Kristin and Ryan part with their old belongings. (Repeat).

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families. Also, Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. (Repeat).

After Abishola gives her previous suitor, Chukwuemeka, a Nigerian pharmacist, a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece. (Repeat).

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (Repeat).

Adam is determined to figure out what Andi's hiding when he discovers she's been keeping secrets from him for his own good. (Repeat).

When Cheryl and Dana go out on the town, Jim, Ryan and the kids spend a night after hours at a dinosaur museum that ends with a big bang. (Repeat).

Dana's crying baby sends Jim in search of peace and quiet, but he realizes there's no place like home when he stays at Andy's house across the street. (Repeat).

Jim's health insurance is canceled, but there's something fishy going on when he doesn't tell Cheryl after she comes down with a cold. (Repeat).

Jim hopes to be a hero of the hardwood when he takes over as coach of his daughters' lackadaisical basketball team and tries to turn them into winners. (Repeat).

Tim gives Al moral support at a singles bar, where the assistant tells a pair of women that he's the star of "Tool Time." Kathy: Kari Coleman. Donna: Liz Vassey. Al: Richard Karn. Richard: John Lykes. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim turns into a trainer after hearing of a potential soccer scholarship for Brad, who develops an all-star ego. Bodybuilder Cory Everson has a cameo. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Greg: Kyle Howard. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark and pal Ronny make a horror movie starring the Taylors. But Jill and Tim wonder if the nature of the film signals a problem in Mark. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Mark: Taran Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson's niece (China Kantner) visits for his birthday, and accepts his invitation to stay a while, but comes to feel smothered by his attention. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Vanessa fears that Mike would like to travel more for work, now that he spends more time at home. Meanwhile, Mandy decides to become a vegan, but Kristin and Eve believe it is just another one of her passing phases. (Repeat).

Ed hires his daughter to replace Mike as Outdoor Man's new marketing consultant. (Repeat).

Vanessa blames Mike for their lack of party invitations, so he attempts to be friendlier and agrees to attend a neighbor's dinner party. Elsewhere, Eve damages Mandy's car while driving without a license. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks her house is being haunted by a former occupant who passed away inside the home. Elsewhere, Kyle keeps lending money to Ed, who claims he doesn't carry cash. (Repeat).

Eric's parents think he shows symptoms of being on drugs, but his demeanor is really an aftershock from seeing them having sex; Kelso blames Hyde for an injury incurred during a prank. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama (Repeat).

Hyde's mother abandons him; Kelso sees Jackie in an unflattering light; Bob flirts with a member of his wife's feminist group. Sharon: Carolyn Hennesy. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Houseguest Hyde becomes the perfect son, casting a dim light on Eric; Red sees his life pale in comparison to that of his service buddy (Mitch Pileggi). Joy: Arlene Pileggi. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

After Red's last day at the plant, Eric, Hyde and Fez join him and his peers for drinks; Kelso breaks in his new van---but not with Jackie. Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner have cameos. Dale: Jeff Doucette. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Elsewhere, Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists, while Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source. (Repeat).

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are shocked when they finally meet Lowell's wife. (Repeat).

Adam's father visits the doctor and Adam learns a few things about his dad that he'd rather not know. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia insist that Lily get a job after she goes on a spending spree with her emergency credit card. Elsewhere, Eddie fumes over a scathing review of the bar; and Henry takes energy preservation to the extreme. Curtis: Curtis Armstrong. Cara: Stephanie Venditto. (Repeat).

Lily persuades Eddie to find out what Dean's getting her for her birthday; Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses. Dean: Mike Vogel. (Repeat).

Physiological and psychological changes land ALF in a cage to prevent Lucky's premature demise. Willie: Max Wright. Trevor: John La Motta. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

The cumulative effect of ALF's eccentric ways drives Willie to a psychiatrist (Bill Daily). Mr. Carlin: Jack Riley. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

"The granite guy" Tim hires to finish remodeling the kitchen is the same hunk who once asked Jill out, a fact she decides to keep from Tim. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al becomes Heidi's best friend when she experiences marital trouble, but Tim suspects they're more than friends. Golfer Payne Stewart has a cameo. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson' s niece fails to let the Taylors know her whereabouts while she's staying with them. Willow: China Kantner. Lance: Neil Barton. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Cheryl hides Jim's new digital camera after he deletes a picture she wanted saved. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cindy Crawford plays a car-sales manager who throws Jim off his game when he tries to lodge a complaint about Dana's new wheels. Mike Ditka has a cameo. Bill: John Cervenka. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks that getting a tattoo will help her relate better to her three daughters. Meanwhile, Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons. (Repeat).

Kyle fears meeting a minister for premarriage counseling, but it's Mike's marriage that needs help after he and Vanessa have a huge disagreement. Elsewhere, Ryan assists Eve with a debate assignment she finds challenging. (Repeat).

In the fifth-season finale, Mike's long tenure at Outdoor Man is celebrated with an anniversary dinner, complete with a speech from Joe and Chuck. Meanwhile, Mandy suggests that she and Kyle save money after they're married by moving in with her folks. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season opener, a bear wanders into Outdoor Man after Kyle leaves a door open on the loading docks. Meanwhile, Kristin's extra efforts at work leave Ryan feeling neglected at home. (Repeat).

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well. Also, Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome. (Repeat).

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards. (Repeat).

Adam is thrilled and honored to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable and the negotiations go off track. Also, Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss, Bob, for a raise. (Repeat).

Jim balks at unsettling visions of the future when he repeatedly strikes out in giving advice to Kyle during his son's baseball game. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Andy and Jim when the former tries to sell a grill that the latter had given him a few years ago. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Jill is flattered when a man (who likes opera!) flirts with her, but she's alarmed by his assumption that she and Tim are siblings. Ian: Tom Wopat. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Randy's work at a hospice reinforces his questioning of values, and spawns a decision to stop attending church. Father Mike: Dan Aykroyd. Elaine: Eileen Heckart. Becky: Lauren Tuerk. Willow: China Kantner. (Repeat).

Tim bonds with a few students when he teaches auto mechanics at a community college, but it's not the fountain of youth he's idealized. Brett: Josh Blake. Grant: Steve Monroe. Billy: Ronreaco Lee. Felix: Al Fann. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jill is unnerved when her recently widowed mother asks to invite over a male friend for Christmas. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Parker: George Coe. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris. (Repeat).

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Meanwhile, Darlene is faced with another issue and Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louise. (Repeat).

An obnoxious loudmouth ruins his mild-mannered brother-in-law's summer vacation by barging in on his remote mountain cabin getaway. (Repeat).

An inept student offers to kill the ex-wife of his professor in exchange for the teacher murdering the student's mother. (Repeat).

Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in a thriller about a plot to assassinate the Pope in San Francisco. Burgess Meredith, Rachel Roberts, Dudley Moore. Archbishop: Eugene Roche. Directed by Colin Higgins. (Repeat).

ALF's spying on the Ochmoneks drives him and the family crazy after he thinks he sees Trevor kill Raquel (Liz Sheridan). Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Off. O'Reilly: Bill McIntyre. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

ALF tries to get a lucky tooth to Brian, who's nervous about playing an asparagus in his school's "Nutrition Follies." Spencer: Joshua Rudoy. Willie: Max Wright. Mrs. Lyman: Marcia Wallace. (Repeat).

Brad's puff piece for the school paper bumps Randy's well-researched article off the front page. Brian: Kaj-Erik Eriksen. Matt: Justin Shenkarow. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim's brother Jeff moves in with their mother when his business fails. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Marty: William O'Leary. Delvin: Graham Jarvis. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim betrays Wilson's confidence by spreading his story of an alien encounter. Grant Hill has a cameo. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Benny: Jim Labriola. Tony: Bill Ferrell. Marty: William O'Leary. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim and Jill ban the newly licensed Randy from driving at night, but they disagree on how long it should last. And Randy doesn't agree at all. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Ronnie: Kaylan Romero. Tim: Tim Allen (Repeat).

Tim and Al become candidates for a space-shuttle mission that will utilize a Binford tool. Astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley have cameos. Fred: Randy Thompson. Doctor: Harry S. Murphy. Mark: Taran Smith. (Repeat).

Jill embarrasses Tim when she tries to explain his behavior on a women's talk show. Barbara: Joan Lunden. Diane: Judyann Elder. Kathleen: Lisa Robins. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill surprises Tim with a river-rafting trip for his birthday, sinking his plan to attend a NASCAR event. Kyle: Michael Cudlitz. Luanne: Laurel Green. Cub: Chris Stacy. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Randy is selected to go to Costa Rica for a year to study the rain forest, and Jill's worried. So Tim decides to "fix things." Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

New neighbors become new friends, until Jim makes a reference to something he and Cheryl heard them say over a borrowed baby monitor. Janet: Stacey Travis. Ted: Pat Finn. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

With the possible closing of his favorite pizzeria at stake, Jim gets in the middle of a dispute between the owner and his son (Jim Belushi's son Robert). Tony: Reni Santoni. Emcee: Mark Adair-Rios. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A wedding shower is planned for Mandy and Kyle, but it falls on the same day as a big football game. Mike then persuades them to have two separate showers, but the men's shower gets out of hand thanks to Ryan; and Ed's superstitions become a problem. (Repeat).

Mandy takes up vaping, much to her parents' chagrin, but it also stirs up fond memories for Vanessa. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kristin stumble upon a hidden safe in their home; and Vanessa and Sheryl worry about an impending teachers' strike. (Repeat).

Boyd turns 10 and Mike wants to buy him a shotgun and take him hunting as part of a family tradition, but Ryan is vehemently opposed to this. Meanwhile, Vanessa tries to persuade Kyle to have a mother-son dance with her at his wedding. (Repeat).

The Baxters throw a Halloween party and Mike must select the theme, so he makes family members dress up like each other while he dons a Donald Trump costume. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to secretly date his mom's dentist, after Carol adds the woman to the family's blacklist for charging her a hefty cancellation fee for being late to an appointment. Meanwhile, Carol desperately tries to get her money back; and Tom keeps waking up with gum stuck in his hair. (Repeat).

Nathan pitches a childrens show to his boss based on Tom's imaginary comic book. Unfortunately, Tom reacts badly when changes are made to his cherished world. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (Repeat).

The Season 2 finale: After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together. Also, Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen. (Repeat).

Tired of always being dragged to musicals with Cheryl, Jim tries to find a more suitable companion for her outings. (Repeat).

Cheryl dismisses Jim's claims that he doesn't want to celebrate his 50th birthday. She plans a surprise party anyway, and he, of course, sets out to ruin it. (Repeat).

Jim's dissatisfaction with women leads to a confrontation with God (Lee Majors), who challenges Jim to try to improve the gender's behavior. (Repeat).

Jim worries that he's gone too far when he begins a secret campaign to boost Cheryl's confidence after she fears that her beauty is fading. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

"The granite guy" Tim hires to finish remodeling the kitchen is the same hunk who once asked Jill out, a fact she decides to keep from Tim. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al becomes Heidi's best friend when she experiences marital trouble, but Tim suspects they're more than friends. Golfer Payne Stewart has a cameo. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

In this raucous comedy, a lovable loser (David Spade) crisscrosses the country in search of the parents who abandoned him as a child. En route, he wins over a smug deejay (Dennis Miller) with his tragic life story. Spade and Fred Wolf co-wrote the script. Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock, Jaime Pressly, Adam Beach. (Repeat).

A man seeks help in exorcising his girlfriend of a demon that's destroying their sex life and disrupting their happy home in this hilarious found-footage-style supernatural comedy. (Repeat).

Ghosts continue to plague Malcolm after he moves into a gorgeous dream house with his girlfriend and her two kids in this sidesplitting horror parody. (Repeat).

ALF thinks the family's garage sale is a desperate attempt to raise money for an mortgage payment, so he plays the ponies to help---and runs up a $6000 debt. Max Wright. Nicky: David Leisure. Dorothy: Anne Meara. (Repeat).

Like Galileo, Brian is in trouble for a discovery ahead of its time: an ALF-assisted model of the solar system---with 11 planets. Mrs. Factor: Marcia Wallace. Willie: Max Wright. Consumer Ed: Garry Goodrow. (Repeat).

Mistakes from the past; dancing in bear suits; and more. (Repeat).

Silly makeovers; indecent proposals; and more. (Repeat).

Segments include "Puzzling Pranks"; "Remote Control"; and "Laughable Lobster". (Repeat).

A wealthy couple on the run from the IRS seek refuge in an Amish community - passing themselves off as distant relatives of the family - and are forced to re-acquaint themselves with a more humble lifestyle. Tim Allen, Kirstie Alley, Wayne Knight, Michael Lerner. (Repeat).

Cheryl and Jim's fight over bathroom and closet space leads Jim to redecorate the bedroom in a style from a different era: his single days. Bob: Ryan McPartlin. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Jim takes Gracie and Ruby to a Bears game, where he has an altercation with a Packers fan (Todd Sandler) that winds up on TV. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Eve receives a tough lesson about life in the real world from Mike, who's struggling to be supportive of her gap year. Elsewhere, Kyle tries to get a great wedding present for Mandy by bartering. (Repeat).

Mandy becomes intolerable as her wedding day nears, and she fires her wedding planner. Before long, a fed-up Ed drops out of the wedding party, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle. (Repeat).

Mike covets Chuck's car, which Chuck just inherited from his late father, but Joe also wants to buy the vehicle. Meanwhile, Vanessa is honest about how much she dislikes Kyle's Thanksgiving family heirloom; and Ryan has some new house rules for Eve. (Repeat).

Mike gets to deliver a speech for a graduation ceremony at Mandy's business school, but he must adhere to a politically correct tone. Meanwhile, Cammy comes home and brags about her great college experience, which leaves Eve feeling lousy. (Repeat).

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore – with or without him. (Repeat).

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka. Also, Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 premiere, Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. Also, Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office, and seek a way to solve it so it doesn't become a problem at home. Also, the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook. (Repeat).

Cheryl takes the bull by the horns when it comes to the family's health and safety, but it still can't prevent Jim from being injured during his daily run. (Repeat).

A food fight seemingly solves Jim and Cheryl's marital woes, until Andy works behind the scenes to take revenge on his brother-in-law for some recent pranks played by Jim's kids. (Repeat).

With Cheryl out of town to take care of her mother, Jim depends on the kindness of the neighborhood moms for help with the housework and taking care of the kids. (Repeat).

With Cheryl out of town taking care of her mom, Jim realizes he can't be both mother and father. So he reassigns "mommy power" to Aunt Dana when Ruby tries to engage him in girl talk. He'll regret it. (Repeat).

Wilson' s niece fails to let the Taylors know her whereabouts while she's staying with them. Willow: China Kantner. Lance: Neil Barton. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Brad's puff piece for the school paper bumps Randy's well-researched article off the front page. Brian: Kaj-Erik Eriksen. Matt: Justin Shenkarow. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim's brother Jeff moves in with their mother when his business fails. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Marty: William O'Leary. Delvin: Graham Jarvis. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim betrays Wilson's confidence by spreading his story of an alien encounter. Grant Hill has a cameo. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Benny: Jim Labriola. Tony: Bill Ferrell. Marty: William O'Leary. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).