2024-09-29
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss (Ian Abercrombie) into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Tim: Bryan Cranston. Mom: Elsa Raven. (Repeat).
Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Willie: Joseph Sicari. Donna: Mitzi McCall. Saleswoman: Arminae Azarian. (Repeat).
Jerry dates a woman whose boss (Don R. McManus) has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. (Repeat).
George suspects that his girlfriend (Charlotte Lewis) is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman (Jann Karan) who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket. Babs: Sheree North. Landis: Gail Strickland. (Repeat).
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw. Gary: Jon Lovitz. Officer: Daniel Benzali. Jake: Marty Rackham. Debby: Barbara Alyn Woods. (Repeat).
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place." Robert: Robert Mailhouse. Denise: Joan Elizabeth. Homeless Man: Jonathan Gries. (Repeat).
A physical therapist (Wendie Malick) bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Receptionist: Carol Leifer. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman (Larry Miller); Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor. Sid: Patrick Cronin. Mrs. Payton: Gwen Van Dam. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
A gym member (Anthony Starke) teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist (Bryan Cranston) of hanky-panky. Cheryl: Alison Armitage. Deensfrei: Robert Katims. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds. Shelly: Dana Wheeler-Nicholson. Paula: Christa Miller. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. (Repeat).
Christine discovers a bizarre side to her new boyfriend, Patrick (Tim DeKay), when she beats him in a game of tennis and he reacts to her competitive nature in a strange way. (Repeat).
Christine dreads going home for Thanksgiving and seeing her domineering mother (Brenda Blethyn), but she discovers a surprising secret they both have in common. (Repeat).
Christine and Barb are informed by a representative (Megan Mullally) of their gym's parent company that they may lose their franchise because they broke a contractual clause. (Repeat).
Christine and Barb turn their workplace into a day spa after they fail to get a loan to keep their gym afloat. (Repeat).
Christine attends parents orientation for Ritchie's junior high, where she recognizes one of the dads as a former seventh-grade classmate who wronged her and decides it's time to take revenge. (Repeat).
A Las Vegas bachelorette party is thrown for new Christine, who discovers a wild side she didn't know she possessed. (Repeat).
After losing her pension, Rose looks for a better-paying job and runs smack into age discrimination; Sophia loads up on bargains in wholesale lots. Enrique Mas: Chick Vennera. Terry Franco: Beth Grant. (Repeat).
Dorothy is courted by a lawyer (Dick Van Dyke) who'd rather be a clown, and Rose makes a splash at a save-the-dolphins rally. Judge: Mel Stewart. Fisherman: John Di Santi. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Rose trips the light fantastic whenever she dances with a professor (Harold Gould), but trips up fantastically whenever she opens her mouth. Felix: Gregg Berger. Gale: G.F. Smith. Lillian: Mimi Cozzens. Morelli: Edgar Justice. Paul: Al Berry. (Repeat).
An ailing friend wants Sophia to be there when she takes her life; while an ailing baby turns the others into singing nursemaids. Mother: Bonnie Urseth. Father: Doug Cox. Harry: Richard Mulligan. (Repeat).
Blanche is so taken by her late husband's brother (George Grizzard) that she could become Mrs. Devereaux all over again; and Sophia has taken to driving on the sly and in other peoples' cars. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Tackling impossible dreams: Dorothy doing stand-up comedy; Rose winning over someone who doesn't like her; Blanche conning the IRS. Roger: Oliver Clark. Ronny Lark: Tom La Grua. Gloria Schmidt: Linda L. Rand. (Repeat).
Dorothy's son (Scott Jacoby) shows up free of a job and a wife and wanting to be a free spirit, provided someone else picks up the tab. Stan: Herbert Edelman. Enrique Mas: Chick Vennera. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
While Dorothy accompanies Blanche to Atlanta for Big Daddy's funeral, Sophia makes a bundle renting out their rooms. Virginia: Sheree North. Peter: Paul Eiding. Maddy: Brandis Kemp. Howard: Steven Gilborn. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
The girls serve Christmas dinners to the homeless and poor, including the suddenly homeless and poor Stan (Herbert Edelman). Rev. Avery: Matt McCoy. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).
Dorothy aids a pregnant teen (Julie McCullough) rejected by her father (Lorry Goldman); and Blanche's prison pen pal (John Dennis Johnston) is out of the pen. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Molly invites Mike's mom over for Thanksgiving dinner, which she has no clue how to prepare. (Repeat).
Mike and Molly spend their first Christmas together, and Mike has no idea about what to give her. (Repeat).
Mike becomes ill, and Molly and her mom argue about who's better at nursing him back to health. (Repeat).
Joyce's boyfriend Vince tries to strike up a friendship with Mike, much to Molly's dismay. (Repeat).
Mike's mom stuns Molly when she asks her to dog-sit while she has surgery; and she's equally shocked when Mike tells her he wants to be buried next to her when he dies. (Repeat).
The first Valentine's Day for the couple is in jeopardy when Mike runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend while making special plans for the big day. (Repeat).
Mike gets lazy and wants to stay home all day, and a frustrated Molly goes out with her sister. (Repeat).
Mike and Carl work double shifts during a snowstorm, and time together threatens their friendship. (Repeat).
Peggy invites Molly to lunch, and Mike is afraid his mom will share embarrassing childhood stories. (Repeat).
Mike throws Carl a curve ball when he disrupts their annual tradition of going to the Cubs' opening day by asking Molly to join them. (Repeat).
Samuel gets fired and also loses his apartment, so Mike lets him move in with him temporarily. (Repeat).
Vince asks for Mike's help in tutoring him for his GED after Joyce asks him to attend her high-school reunion and he's embarrassed that he never graduated from high school. (Repeat).
Victoria freaks out when her 30th birthday nears, and Mike and Molly are tangled up in her crisis. (Repeat).
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Danny: Patrick Warburton. Nancy: Marla Sucharetza. (Repeat).
A booking agent (Debra Jo Rupp) is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again. Morgan: Tom Wright. Karl: Ellis E. Williams. Lenore: Kim Zimmer. Pitt: Ian Abercrombie. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine's boyfriend (Patrick Warburton) is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp. Sienna: Katy Selverstone. Zookeeper: Raye Birk George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean. Gennice: Adelaide Miller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake. Comedian Mario Joyner has a cameo. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Melanie: Athena Massey. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears. Bruce Mahler. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy. Jackie: Phil Morris. Security Guard: Gary Yates. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin (Stacey Travis). James: Brian McNamara. (Repeat).