2024-10-01
Doug loans Carrie out to Deacon for a week so she can help him prepare a Thanksgiving feast for his whole family, but she soon wears out her welcome with her poor cooking skills and her non-stop chatter. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Major: Damani Roberts. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).
Christmas brings headaches for the Heffernans when Doug fights with Deacon over a cherished toy from their youth and Carrie gets caught up in trying to outgive everyone else on her holiday shopping list. Kenny: Adam Carl. Little Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Little Deacon: Daniel E. Smith. Margaret: Pamela Kosh. Winthrop: Graham Phillips. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).
Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist (Dave Foley). Also: Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it. Duke: Steve Tancora. Clerk: Hope Shapiro. Boy: Christopher Riccio. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Carrie accuses Doug of not thinking about her enough during the day, so Doug goes out of his way to prove her wrong. Also, Doug tries to recruit guys at work to attend his Super Bowl party when it appears that everyone is intent on going to an elaborate bash thrown by another co-worker instead. Himself: Lou Ferrigno. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Crotty: Dan G
Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Bonnie takes a trip down memory lane when she reconnects with an old flame, Rod. Also, Tammy volunteers to remodel the kitchen so it's more accessible to Adam. (Repeat).
Bonnie and Adam offer relationship advice when they sense tension between Jill and Andy. Also, Tammy lends a hand when Chef Rudy (French Stewart) opens a food truck. (Repeat).
Bonnie is concerned about Adam's safety when he decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident. Also, Tammy worries that Jill is sending the wrong message to the young girls they're mentoring. (Repeat).
Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill when she goes to extremes to get her relationship with Andy back on track. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee believes she needs more excitement in her life---so, to Andy's dismay, she decides to take flying lessons. MacDonald: John McLiam. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Andy learns that Helen was once arrested in Kansas City on a felony charge, and when the word gets out she is brought before the school board to explain. Mrs. Pendleton: Ruth McDevitt. Lockridge: Peter Hobbs. Miss Blanchard: Connie Sawyer. Mrs. Crane: Monty Margetts. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Emmett wants to buy wife Martha a mink coat for their anniversary, but when he consults with a lady friend about buying one, Martha sees him and thinks he's having an affair. Flora: Alberta Nelson. Martha: Mary Lansing. Mrs. Pendleton: Ruth McDevitt. Bernie: Ronnie Schell. Emmett: Paul Hartman. (Repeat).
Howard transforms the old homestead into a swinging bachelor pad after his domineering mother gets married and moves away. Teri Garr appears briefly as a customer at the filling station. Mrs. Sprague: Mabel Albertson. George: Iggie Wolfington. Howard: Jack Dodson. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Emmett: Paul Hartman. (Repeat).
A colonel (Tim O'Connor) with a chip on his shoulder---and shrapnel in his gut---is gunning for Hawkeye; B.J. learns there are "moose" in Korea. Sgt. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Potter: Harry Morgan. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).
Potter announces a contest that will send the winner to Tokyo, and as a result the camp takes on a much more military feel. Meanwhile, Frank is delirious after contracting a fever that has been making the rounds. Sgt. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Potter: Harry Morgan. Frank: Larry Linville. (Repeat).
Frank steals a wounded colonel's rare Colt .45, and lets Radar take the rap when it's discovered the gun is missing. Col. Chaffey: Warren Stevens. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Frank: Larry Linville. Potter: Harry Morgan. Written by series creators Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds. (Repeat).
Letters from home spark a number of mini-dramas, especially for Frank, whose wife has found out about Margaret. Also, Col. Potter learns he's going to be a grandfather. Frank: Larry Linville. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).
Sinister trader Mike Wilson sparks an Indian war when he assaults two Paiute women---and shifts the blame to Adam. Ben: Lorne Greene. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. Chief: Anthony Caruso. Turner: I. Stanford Jolley. Young Winnemucca: Michael Forest. (Repeat).
A story about a mother's dreams for her children. Joan: Louise Latham. Anna May: Kathleen Cody. Chester: Thomas Leopold. Matt: James Arness. Orlo: John Reilly. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
A badly wounded gun arm drastically alters the life of Matt Dillon. Lem: Dennis Redfield. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Loveday: Frank Marth. (Repeat).
Matt is captured by a crazed killer who is planning to avenge his son's death. Abraham: Morgan Woodward. Jacob: Joseph Hindy. Esau: Bill Lucking. (Repeat).
A group of bandits attempt to rob a town while masquerading as soldiers. (Repeat).
Andy arrests Bobby Fleet (Henry Slate) and his traveling dance band in order to force them to check out a local guitar player (James Best) who's in an adjacent cell. Talbot: Dub Taylor. Orville: Jonathan Hole. Waitress: Connie Van. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Mayberry's new pharmacist, Ellie May Walker (Elinor Donahue), gets off to a bad start when she refuses to fill hypochondriac Emma Brand's phony prescription. Emma: Cheerio Meredith. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Andy believes Ellie is trying to trap him into marrying her, so he sends three eligible bachelors her way to get her off his trail. Ellie: Elinor Donahue. Fred: Harry Antrim. Pete: Robert Easton. Charlie: Ray Lanier. Franklin: Bill Mulliken. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Opie befriends a runaway boy (Pat Rosson) and then refuses to answer Andy's questions about him because Andy made him promise never to betray someone's trust. Tommy: Pat Losby. Steve: Dennis Holmes. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Andy stages a fake hold-up to boost Barney's courage in the hope that it will give his deputy the nerve to ask out a shy dressmaker (Amzie Strickland). Crawford: Jack Mann. Barney: Don Knotts. Ellie: Elinor Donahue. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Ray gets teed off at Debra when she joins him for a round of golf so that the two of them can spend more time together. Arthur: Steven Hack. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon, but Debra steps in, determined to stop Marie's meddling once and for all, which horrifies the guys. (Repeat).
Michael claims to be sick for the third day in a row and refuses to go to school, so Ray takes his son to work with him in hopes of boring him so much that he'll want to return to the classroom. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy are expressing towards each other. In fact, Robert feels compelled to give Ray marriage advice (as does Amy to Debra at the newlywed couple's three-month anniversary dinner... a book called, ""Marriage is an Amusement Park""), much to his annoyance. (Repeat).
Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some remodeling in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their friend's laziness. His hiring also upsets Frank, who believes he should be allowed to do any handiwork needed around Ray's house. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Amy: Monica Horan. (Repeat).
Amy's brother (Chris Elliott) comes to help move a couch and ends up calling it his new bed, much to Robert's dismay, who fears that his psycho brother-in-law will never leave. Pat: Georgia Engel. Hank: Fred Willard. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra get caught up in telling lies in order to cover up previous falsehoods, after Ray fibs to Marie about why he missed a scheduled time with her. Molly: Alexandra Romano. Amy: Monica Horan. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie pick up another couple's photos by mistake and feel their lives aren't as exciting as the mystery pair, so they try to copy what they see in the pictures. Also: Arthur gets a cell phone and is disappointed when no one calls him. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug must cancel a Valentine's Day dinner with Carrie when his boss makes him transport penguins to the Albany zoo. Also: Arthur tries to romance a woman at a dance for senior citizens; and Carrie's boss takes a liking to Holly. Evelyn: Francine York. Betty: Patricia Gebhard. George: Gerry Black. Tony: Andy Mackenzie. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).