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Doug and Carrie discover their house is infested with bedbugs, but Doug doesn't want to spend money on an exterminator; Spence and Danny wrestle to decide where they are going on vacation. (Repeat).

Doug enjoys the extra attention Carrie gives him after he falls down the stairs and injures a knee, so he comes up with a plan for the pampering to continue even after he is healed. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie receive a hideous portrait of themselves from Deacon and Kelly as an anniversary present. (Repeat).

In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done. (Repeat).

Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend (Wendel Meldrum); but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents (Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller). (Repeat).

Jerry thinks his accountant (John Kapelos) may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship. Farkus: Patrick Cronin. Jake: Marty Rackham. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney. (Repeat).

Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Richard takes Ritchie to a rock concert despite Christine's objections, so she attempts to sneak into the theater to check up on them. (Repeat).

Christine thinks she's found a kindred spirit at Ritchie's school in a parent who shares her outlook and tastes, but the woman turns out to be Marly's maid, who uses Christine to cover for her affair with the man of the house. Belinda: Ana Ortiz. (Repeat).

Christine thinks she may have another chance with Burton after meeting up with him again, but he has a new girlfriend---named Christine, of course. The shock sends her into Richard's open, and apparently willing, arms. (Repeat).

Ritchie believes his parents are getting back together after they spend time with one another over the summer, leading Christine and Richard to consider giving the idea a try. (Repeat).

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A new doctor (William Christopher) comes to town and encounters difficulty being accepted because no one wants to be his first patient. Christopher made one other guest appearance a year earlier in 1965. At the time, he was also a regular on "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." as Pvt. Lester Hummel. Six years later, Christopher starred on "M*A*S*H" as Father Mulcahy. (Repeat).

Townsfolk are taken in by a stranger (Roger Perry) with a get-rich-quick scheme that involves investing in a search for buried treasure. Wilson: Dick Ryan. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Goober: George Lindsey. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).

Goober mixes up a dinner invitation for Andy, who winds up having to eat three spaghetti dinners on the same evening. Uncle Albert: Emory Parnell. Mrs. Sprague: Mabel Albertson. Goober: George Lindsey. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).

Andy visits Barney in Raleigh and learns that his former deputy is danger of losing his job, so Andy helps him solve a string of robberies. This 1967 episode was the first of two consecutive installments to feature Don Knotts, who left the series as a regular at the end of the show's fifth season in 1965. Ma Parker: Betty Kean. Henry: Richard Chambers. Agnes: Margaret Teele. Leroy: Gene Rutherford

Hawkeye falls for a Korean aristocrat (Kieu Chinh) who's helping refugees; Margaret suspects Donald has been unfaithful. Bigelow: Enid Kent. Gleason: Susan Krebs. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Potter: Harry Morgan. Chinh was a popular actress and talk-show host in South Vietnam before that country collapsed in 1975. The episode was written and directed by Alan Alda. (Repeat).

Charles sees dollar signs when a scrip exchange is announced, but the process only gives Hawkeye a headache. Also, Klinger decides the best way to get out of Korea is to apply to West Point. Kim: Philip Ahn. Maxwell: Glenn Ash. Boone: Tom Dever. Igor: Peter Riegert. Zale: Johnny Haymer. (Repeat).

Margaret tries to ride a softhearted nurse (Susan Blanchard) right out of the army; Radar wants a tattoo. Hendrix: Larry Block. Rimmerman: John Durren. Campbell: Rebecca Taylor. Able: Judy Farrell. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Radar: Gary Burghoff. (Repeat).

Hawkeye is enraged by a ghoulish colonel (Charles Aidman) who seems to love his job---predicting casualties. Meanwhile, Charles and Margaret become ill after eating canned pheasant, and Klinger reminisces with a patient from Toledo. Danker: Jerry Houser. Johnson: David Lyman. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).

Ostracized when her father and brother are hanged for murder, Leta Malvet turns to drifter Clay Renton. Ben: Lorne Greene. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Joe: Michael Landon. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Buford: Edward Platt. (Repeat).

A group of nuns bring their wounded protector to Dodge---without revealing his criminal past. Sweeney: Claude Akins. Matt: James Arness. Sister Ellen: Josephine Hutchinson. Sister Ruth: Aneta Corsaut. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).

Part 1. David Canary plays a drifter who mixes up nitroglycerin for a gang. Matt: James Arness. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Anne Gilchrist: Bonnie Beecher. Ben Stearman: Tom Reese. Red Bailey: Eddie Firestone. Joe Keller: Robert Rothwell. Louie Pheeters: James Nusser. Farnum: Dub Taylor. (Repeat).

Conclusion. McClaney mixes one last batch of nitroglycerin. Matt: James Arness. Anne: Bonnie Beecher. Louie: James Nusser. Ben Stearman: Tom Reese. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Doc: Milburn Stone. Red Bailey: Eddie Firestone. Joe Keller: Robert Rothwell. Farnum: Dub Taylor. (Repeat).

Kitty makes a desperate attempt to hide Matt's identity from a holdup gang by pinning his badge on an unconscious outlaw. Tate: Warren Oates. Matt: James Arness. Eli: Charles Seel. Doc: Milburn Stone. Reb: Warren Vanders. (Repeat).

Barney accidentally locks himself in the bank's vault when he tries to prove how easy it would be to rob it. Harriet: Frances Osborne. Asa: Charles Thompson. Meldrim: Warren Parker. Mort: Al Checco. Ollie: Lee Krieger. Leon: Clint Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Opie must decide whether to stand up to a new boy in town who is stirring up trouble. This is the episode in which Barney delivers his famous "Nip it in the bud!" speech. Steve: Scott McCarter. Billy: Kim Tyler. Johnny Paul: Richard Keith. Foley: Stanley Farrar. Leon: Clint Howard. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Barney unknowingly issues a parking ticket to the governor, then fears he's going to be fired. And Otis spikes the courthouse's water cooler, much to the surprise of the mayor and Barney. Mayor Stone: Parley Baer. Judd: Burt Mustin. Otis: Hal Smith. Chauffeur: Rance Howard. Milt: Bob McQuain. Governor: Carl Benton Reid. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Businessman Malcolm Tucker (Robert Emhardt) grows impatient when he tries to get his broken-down car fixed on Sunday, only to discover that Wally the mechanic doesn't work on the Sabbath. Pastor: William Keene. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Wally: Norman Leavitt. (Repeat).

Andy receives a letter from an ex-con (Leo Gordon) he helped send to jail, who says he's coming to pay Andy a visit. Billy Ray: Dub Taylor. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney are faced with an explosive situation when a goat eats a bellyful of dynamite. Hudgins: Forrest Lewis. Mayor: Parley Baer. Otis: Hal Smith. Burton: Bing Russell. Judd: Burt Mustin. (Repeat).

Big-shot sportswriter Ray strikes out when he tries to use his influence to get himself and Robert (Brad Garrett) special access to a Baseball Hall of Fame event honoring the '69 Miracle Mets. Eight members of the World Series-winning team have cameos: Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Bud Harrelson, Cleon Jones, Ed Kranepool, Tug McGraw, Art Shamsky and Ron Swoboda. Police Officer: Chip Heller. Security

Debra (Patricia Heaton) is crushed when Ray complains about her infringing on his side of the mattress. Father Hubley: Charles Durning. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

Debra (Patricia Heaton) convinces Ray to go on a couples-only weekend getaway to a Vermont bed-and-breakfast. Amy: Monica Horan. Pam: Beth Skipp. Cecily: Lynn Milgrim. Bill: Rick Hall. (Repeat).

Debra feels like she's missing out just being a wife and mom so she gets a job---much to Ray's dismay. Charlotte: Julie Hagerty. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra (Patricia Heaton) realize they are more polite to strangers than they are to each other, they decide to be nicer to one another. For starters, Ray agrees to give Debra "unassisted compliments" and she agrees to stop calling him an idiot. Lori: Mary Jo Keenen. (Repeat).

Ray suggests that Debra go swing dancing with lonely Robert (Brad Garrett), but then he becomes jealous when Debra has a good time. Gianni: Jon Manfrelotti. Kristen: Jill Zimmerman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Robert is embarrassed when he discovers several of his neighbors watched him have sex with his date (Monica Horan) in his curtainless apartment---so he moves in with Ray and Debra. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

Doug turns 40 and fakes a midlife crisis so Carrie will think he intends to better his life, but all he really wants to do is conquer his fear of riding a monster roller coaster that he was too scared to go on 15 years ago. (Repeat).

Doug pairs off with Kelly, while Carrie goes out with Deacon after the couples realize they have more in common with their friend's spouse than they do with their own; Arthur gives advice to a woman working at a coffee shop. (Repeat).

Carrie plans a weekend getaway with coworkers on a company retreat, but Doug shows up and spoils it; Danny and Spence sneak backstage at a Huey Lewis concert dressed as guards. Huey Lewis appears as himself. (Repeat).

A driver from a rival delivery service befriends Doug, whose buddies are suspicious of the guy's motive; Carrie mentors a troubled 16-year-old girl, but the teen ends up having more of an influence on her. (Repeat).

Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).

Doug buys an ice-cream truck with his and Carrie's tax refund. Carrie is furious, but Doug thinks it's a great way to make money---until he meets the competition. Also, Carrie pretends to be a mom in a model home and starts enjoying her fake family too much. (Repeat).

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris). (Repeat).

Christine intervenes in Richard's relationship with new Christine in an attempt to reconcile them, then meets a man outside new Christine's apartment and agrees to a dinner date in the spirit of her new "say yes to life" outlook. (Repeat).

Christine is shocked to learn that Jeff (Scott Bakula) is a grandfather when he attends "Grandparents' Day" at Ritchie's school, and the news causes her to rethink their relationship. (Repeat).

Ritchie goes to church with Richard and new Christine without consulting his mother first, leaving Christine to explain and explore her aversion to organized religion. (Repeat).

Roseanne is ill---or so she'd like Dan to think. So Dan kicks Jackie out when she brings news that Roseanne's been waiting a lifetime to hear about Bev (Estelle Parsons). Roseanne: Roseanne. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits. Meanwhile, Dan lures Darlene home, hoping she and Becky will forgive each other and forget their feud. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Sarah Chalke. (Repeat).

Jealousies mount between David and Mark over Stacy (Traci Lords); and Jackie and Fred's lovemaking needs a shot in the arm. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret about Jackie. Pete: Joel Polis. Stacy: Traci Lords. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Bob: John McConnell. (Repeat).

A pre-adolescent Roseanne and Jackie glimpse future events through a fortune teller's crystal ball. (Repeat).

Decades in the future, a manic-depressive adult DJ remembers snippets of his childhood during a psychiatric appointment. (Repeat).

Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).

There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

On Halloween, the Conners all dress up in costumes and welcome guests into their "Castle of Terror." Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Disguised as a lumberjack for Halloween, Roseanne learns about machismo while befriending some braggarts. Pat: Guy Boyd. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Davey: James Pickens Jr. Andy: Robert Miranda. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o' the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick's Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 finale, Mike's mom dumps Capt. Murphy, who retaliates by sending Mike and Carl on a detail at a Renaissance Faire, where a tornado approaches while Mike and Molly each try to reach the other with important news. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 premiere, Molly makes a monumental decision regarding her teaching career. (Repeat).

Budding author Molly meets her literary idol, whose cynical advice is to focus on what she wouldn't want people to know about, while Mike tries to cheer up his down-in-the-dumps mother by having her over for dinner. (Repeat).

Molly suspects the next-door neighbor is into something shady, so she and Joyce keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game turns into a confessional as they reveal their dreams and aspirations. (Repeat).

Molly needs to toe the line when it comes to buying shoes, especially since Mike is now their sole support. (Repeat).

Mike gets shot during a robbery, leading him to question his mortality and his choice of profession. (Repeat).

Disappointed with how her novel is coming along, Molly decides to take a breather, but must come up with a suitable way to pass the time. (Repeat).

Molly tries to alter Mike's routines and get him to enjoy a more active life. (Repeat).

Mike and Molly move in with Peggy after an argument over money and pride forces them to leave Joyce's house. (Repeat).

Mike asks Carl to step in and take his place as Molly's partner at a dance class, but jealousy rears its head when Mike sees that his wife and best friend may be having too much fun. (Repeat).

Mike becomes concerned with Molly's state of mind, so he suggests she see a therapist and she begrudgingly agrees. (Repeat).

A suddenly supremely confident Molly doles out advice to friends and family, including Samuel who contemplates doing stand-up comedy, and Harry whom she counsels to stand up to his protective mother. (Repeat).