2024-07-03
On his anniversary, Jefferson gets a tattoo to honor Marcy. But the drunken tattooist adorns him with the words "I love Mary." Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Bud and his friends plan to spend spring break in Fort Lauderdale---until they're scammed out of their airline tickets by Kelly and her pals. VJ Dan: Chris Hardwick. Hummer: Dave Ruby. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Conclusion. While Marcy leads Bud and his friends to Fort Lauderdale, Al and Griff become judges for Kelly's beauty pageant. Ashley: Heidi Mark. Fawn: Lisa Boyle. Hummer: Dave Ruby. Angela: Meadow Williams. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Marcy will get a promotion if she can secure Al's Dodge for her boss's collection. Shimokawa: Pat Morita. Officer Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Club Owner: Iqbal Theba. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Marcy bribes a building inspector to harass Al during construction of a doghouse for Lucky. Carlos: Mark Espinoza. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Alan Thicke plays a wealthy man, and Nicole Eggert is the woman who uses him after her boyfriend starts dating Kelly. Tom: Matt Borlenghi. Maria: Terri Ivens. George: Phill Lewis. Jackson: Chris Young. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Bud can't stop thinking about sex, even in the library, where (unfortunately) a video camera captures his lustful mood. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Dean: Will Utay. Ike: Tom McCleister. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Kelly and Jefferson star in a commercial, and a follow-up spot calls for them to kiss, prompting protests from both Al and Marcy. Director: Leland Orser. Lance: Brian Stewart. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Al's answers to trivia questions win Griff a spot carrying the Olympic torch. Bo Jackson plays a sportscaster; boxer Roy Jones Jr. and Super Bowl XXX MVP Larry Brown have cameos. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al thinks the woman cooking him dinner is one of Jefferson's pranks. But the joke is that she's really out for revenge on Peggy. Gary Coleman has a cameo. June: Deborah Harmon. Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone to his basement bedroom. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Shoe Shopper: Donna Pieroni. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff blackmail their boss, who's using illegal workers to make shoes. Al: Ed O'Neill. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Gary: Janet Carroll. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause. Meanwhile, Al rides along---in uniform---when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.). Mike: David Pressman. (Repeat).
With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new car, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. Cal: Gary Grubbs. Castro: Michael Sorich. Dr. Fisher: Rick Overton. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
In Branson, Mo., contest winners Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Desk Clerk: Brent Hinkley. Emcee: Ritchie Montgomery. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Women calling themselves "Female Large American Beauties" take Al to task for his insults regarding women's weight. Leader: Diana Bellamy. Patty: Cassi Davis. Matilda: Danica Sheridan. Giant Woman: Jennifer Echols. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al reprograms Peg when she gets amnesia after a bump on the head. The result is a woman who cooks and cleans, and even hires a ring girl when Al and the guys watch wrestling. Sally: Ron-Ann Frey. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Ike: Tom McCleister. (Repeat).
The queens perform in diva worship talk shows. (Repeat).
The queens get political in a "Grease" inspired musical set in the "Trump School For Girls"; Rachel Maddow makes a guest appearance; and Tiffany Pollard and Joel McHale guest judge. (Repeat).
The queens compete in a spooky pageant of monster-inspired couture and showcase three Halloween inspired looks. (Repeat).
The drag queens participate in the 69th International Draglympics. (Repeat).
Karen fears losing her cushy position as Stan's trophy wife; Will and Jack are stunned when their favorite party-boy couple become dads. Joe: Jerry Levine. Larry: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).
At Grace's interior-design firm, an impressionable new intern (Natasha Lyonne) causes chaos by emulating Karen. Meanwhile, Will and Jack muck up a gay-sensitivity seminar for local cops. Terry: Suzanne Krull. Annie: Henriette Mantel. (Repeat).
To save his failing cabaret act, Jack unsheathes his claws and writes nasty new material based on Will's private life; Ben (Gregory Hines) resists Grace's attempt to dump him. (Repeat).
A "Cyrano de Bergerac"-style plot has Jack borrowing Will's words to impress a crush (Patrick Dempsey), while an ex (Jeremy Piven) asks an amazed Grace to join him in a threesome with his new lover (Maria Pitillo). (Repeat).
The local drive-in theatre is closing and the girls decide to pay it one last visit on the final night it's open. However, chaos reigns when people begin to loot the theatre and Blair gets into a cat fight. (Repeat).
Jo's father takes a liking to Blair's mother (Marj Dusay) and---who knows?---Jo and Blair might wind up as stepsisters. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
Blair runs the store while Mrs. Garrett is away. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Warner: Nicolas Coster. Kevin: Ryan Cassidy. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. (Repeat).
The girls try to persuade Natalie to enroll at Langley, but Natalie has plans of her own. Evie Green: Mitzi Hoag. Walt: George O. Petrie. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
A former Eastland girl, now an author, interviews the girls for her latest book she's writing. In the interviews the girls each open up about their friendships and school life. (Repeat).
The girls return from vacation to find that Edna's Edibles has been gutted by fire. Part 1 of three. Lisa Whelchel, Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn, Nancy McKeon, Charlotte Rae. (Repeat).
George Clooney joins the cast as George Burnett, a slightly inept builder who's hired to transform the remains of Edna's Edibles into a boutique. Part 2 of three. Charlotte Rae, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel. (Repeat).
The girls finally open their new shop, which is called, Over Our Heads, which sells a mixture of trendy, nostalgic memorabilia. However, the opening day may be the closing day, when they don't get quite the reception they were hoping for. (Repeat).
Jo is offered a job at a major company which is tempting but this causes her to reevaluate her dream of becoming a teacher. (Repeat).
A TV moppet starring in Maxwell's musical says he wants to leave show business after talking with Fran. Bob Barker and columnist Liz Smith have cameos. Jack: J.D. Daniels. Fran: Fran Drescher. Captain: Wayne C. Dvorak. (Repeat).
In support of animal rights, Fran refuses to wear a mink she inherits from a deceased relative. But the fur flies when her mother finds out. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Marsha: Nancy Frangione. (Repeat).
Fran refuses to cross a picket line at the reception for Maxwell's musical version of "Norma Rae." Sally Jessy Raphael has a cameo. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).