2024-10-16
Elton John guest stars when Fran and Maxwell have their first date at a screening of John's documentary, "Tantrums & Tiaras." Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. (Repeat).
Music-biz publicist Bobbi Flekman (Fran Drescher in a dual role) invades the house to set up a music video by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Chloe: Lisa Loeb. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
C.C.'s pooch, Chester, is dognapped while Fran is walking him in the park. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Brian: Joey Slotnick. Arianna: Yvonne Scio. Fran: Fran Drescher. Val: Rachel Chagall. Jeff: Kane Picoy. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. (Repeat).
Fran and C.C. agree to let Dr. Joyce Brothers decide who's the better woman for Maxwell; Niles quits after he's denied a raise, a demand based on his faulty impression of Fran's salary. Trevor: Michael Ensign. Freida: Lainie Kazan. (Repeat).
In Atlantic City, Chevy Chase recruits Fran to be his good-luck charm during a poker game---a deal that Maxwell misconstrues. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
A young Cambodian woman whom Fran and Val "adopted" visits her "mothers." Mai-Ling: Jennie Kwan. Val: Rachel Chagall. Fran: Fran Drescher. Dr. Miller: Spalding Gray. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Highlights of past episodes. (Repeat).
Season 1 finale: The final three queens face their last challenge while shooting the video for RuPaul's single "Cover Girl (Put the Bass in Your Walk"). Rapper Cazwell is the guest judge. (Repeat).
A reunion show includes segments updating the contestants since the taping of "RuPaul's Drag Race." (Repeat).
Season 2 premiere: Twelve drag queens vie for the title of "America's Next Drag Superstar" in this 11-part elimination contest. Their first challenge: a "Gone With the Wind"- inspired photo session shot by photographer Mike Ruiz. Then they must create a Scarlet O'Hara look using curtains, just like Scarlet had to do in the 1939 film classic, to impress RuPaul and judges Kathy Griffin, Ruiz, Santin
Burlesque star Dita Von Teese is among the judges as the contestants vie in a burlesque competition at a Hollywood club. Other guest judges include Kim Coles. (Repeat).
The queens split off into teams to film a country-focused commercial directed by Kathy Najimy, who's joined on the panel by guest judge Tanya Tucker. (Repeat).
Jo is offered a job at a major company which is tempting but this causes her to reevaluate her dream of becoming a teacher. (Repeat).
Natalie's boyfriend appears in a popular beefcake calendar of the Langley swim team, a calendar that is frowned upon by the college board of regents. (Repeat).
Needing advice on her love life, Blair consults her mother, only to find that Mom needs advice more than Blair does. Monica: Marj Dusay. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Fred: Peter Michael Goetz. (Repeat).
Andy enters the girls in a contest through a teen magazine that if they win, they could sing backup to El DeBarge. First, however, they must produce a demo tape of their singing talent. (Repeat).
While waiting for a bus, Natalie thinks she could get some inspiration on something to write about in a diner. Failing to find anything of interest, she begins writing a wild story, that takes place in the diner involving, Blair, Jo, Tootie, Mrs. Garrett and George. (Repeat).
Tootie tutors young Andy for a role in "West Side Story," which turns him on to her more than to acting. Mindy Cohn, Charlotte Rae, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel. Edna: Elizabeth Kerr. (Repeat).
Assigned to work at the campus TV station, Jo and Blair can't agree on the content of news stories and editorials. Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel. Penny: Suzanne Snyder. Cam: Bo Anthony. George: George Clooney. (Repeat).
Mrs. Garrett's friend Gwen accuses her of having had an affair with Gwen's late husband---and presents letters to prove it. Charlotte Rae, Mindy Cohn. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. George: George Clooney. (Repeat).
Jo takes up ballroom dancing, but both she and her assigned partner (Alan Campbell) seem to have two left feet. Mindy Cohn, Kim Fields, Charlotte Rae. Instructor: Nat Bernstein. (Repeat).
A Christmas Eve to remember: Blair's mother goes into labor six weeks before she's due. Lisa Whelchel, Nancy McKeon, Charlotte Rae, Mindy Cohn, Kim Fields. Vera: Francesca P. Roberts. Doc: Patrik Baldauff. (Repeat).
Tootie's learning to drive---and she's driving everyone bananas. Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn, Lisa Whelchel. Examiner: Richard McKenzie. Crawley: Paul Nesbitt. Mrs. Crawley: Laura Waterbury. Derek: Jake Jundef. (Repeat).
The police want to stake out the shop to nab some crooks, but the girls don't want to worry Mrs. Garrett (Charlotte Rae) by telling her about the operation. Scott: Demetre Phillips. Sara: Ann Nelson. Max: Arthur Malet. (Repeat).
To impress a girl he never impressed in high school, George takes Jo to his reunion and passes her off as a duchess. Belinda: Liz Keifer. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. (Repeat).
The girls visit Atlantic City, where Blair gets gambling fever and Jo hopes to be reunited with rock singer Flyman (Michael Damian). Lisa Whelchel, Nancy McKeon, Kim Fields, Mindy Cohn. Andy: Mackenzie Astin. (Repeat).
After Uncle Oscar passes away, Mama is willed his gabby pet parrot. (Repeat).
With help from Mama, a senior citizens' tap-dancing class becomes a hot ticket in Raytown. Bambi: Marguerite Hickey. Belle Scoggins: Betty Bunch. Hartley Scoggins: Earl Bullock. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama vies for the big prize as a contestant on "Jeopardy!" Alex Trebek appears as himself. Cynthia Lane: Isabel West. Fred: Brian Byers. Ludlow Baxter: Wil Albert. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Hawaii kindles romance for Iola, Bubba and Mama, but Naomi is burned when Vint (Ken Berry) mistakes bath gel for sunscreen. Part 1 of two. Billy: Barney Martin. Lars: Steve Peterson. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Iola: Beverly Archer. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Conclusion. In Hawaii, Mama is saddled with the unflagging devotion of a man she saved from drowning. Billy: Barney Martin. Lars: Steve Peterson. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Bubba has Mama to thank when he finds himself taking Iola's niece (Penelope Sudrow) to the prom. Wanda Lynn: Karen Lynn Scott. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Iola: Beverly Archer. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
When a fair comes to town, Mama takes in more boarders than the Harper house can hold. Andrew: Dennis Robertson. Rhoda: Lois de Banzie. Kim: Cheryl Pollak. Nancy Ann: Julie Tesh. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
When Naomi develops amnesia, Mama (Vicki Lawrence) tries to make her what she isn't---a perfect housewife. Vint: Ken Berry. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Cheated out of an appearance on public-access TV, Kelly gets her own show. Part 1 of two. Cyndy: Donna Eskra. Roberta: Heather Grimes. Jeannie: Lisa Fuhram. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Kelly does her thing for the Hollywood brass, who love it---except for some tiny suggestions. Littlehead: Jon Lovitz. Joanie: Kari Wuhrer. Roberta: Heather Grimes. Cyndy: Donna Eskra. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Mistaken identity turns Al into a PI, hired by a femme fatale (Traci Lords) who's expecting a bequest from her uncle (John Randolph). Bruce: David Sederholm. Dallas: Ron Leavitt. Adolph: Anthony James. (Repeat).
Peggy sends the kids to confirm her suspicion that Al's giddiness is the result of an affair with a "shoe groupie". Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
The football from Al's greatest game falls into the hands of an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber), who won't return it unless she scores with Al. Aunt Heather: Karen Lynn Scott. Lawyer: Paul Cira. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Bud does his best while wrapped around the finger of a girl excited by activities like rafting and skydiving. Biff: Dan Clark. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Who better for a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al? Director: Steve Vinovich. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Peg plans a kiddie party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers him a Bundy tradition: his first visit to a nudie bar. Roger Hewlett. Roxanne: Gina Puzo. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).