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Col. Klink replaces Sgt. Schultz with a tough, no-nonsense guard.

Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.

A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Blanche dreams of a visit from her deceased husband; Dorothy finds herself in a love triangle while looking to meet her ideal man.

Blanche becomes the prime suspect when the roommates go on a murder mystery weekend.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Word of a planned business merger may have been leaked through the letters of two little girls.

The leader of a wagon train across the New Mexico territory in 1847 comes across a highway.

A man's (Oscar Homolka) dream of sudden wealth takes solid form when he learns the location of a treasured icon. With Sam Jaffe.

When it becomes evident his wife is losing her grip on reality, a man turns to his devoted servant for help in the Amazon.

The daughter (Anne Archer) of a businessman imprisoned for stealing a payroll hires Mannix to investigate her father's mysterious death.

An importer's ex-wife (Geraldine Brooks) hires Cannon when her son is reportedly jailed on a drug charge in Turkey.

Barnaby suspects foul play in the disappearance of an author who fictionalized wealthy people's lives; guest Anne Francis.

Kate puts herself in a foolish position when she becomes overly suspicious of one of her daughter's actions.

A secret admirer sends Betty Jo flowers. She wants to know who it is, and so do her mother and sisters.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna-Barbera and other top Hollywood animators is featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

West and Gordon encounter a society lady who plans to change the United States into a monarchy and reign as its queen.

Men want to avenge a wrong done at the notorious Andersonville prison camp.

Nick falls for a newcomer (Leslie Parrish); Victoria learns why she is so reluctant.

A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.

Hoss tries to instill courage in a hermit he convinced to leave a ghost-town to work on the Ponderosa.

A former gunfighter arrives in North Fork with the intention of settling down.

A charming Irishman claims Lou for his bride.

A gunman, refusing to disclose his specific target, harasses several travelers accompanying the trail drive.

A murderous gunslinger goes after a man who stole his girlfriend's affection. Guest star: Suzanne Pleshette.

A man asks Josh's help in finding a famed Mexican bandit so that he can shoot him.

Crooks steal a prize pup from the Stooges' animal hospital.

At the turn of the century, Earth's monsters have been safely rounded up and studied on Monsterland. Chaos erupts when a race of she-aliens known as the Kilaaks unleashes the monsters across the world.

Batman joins the Green Hornet in tracking down a stamp counterfeiter.

The rulers of the world Triskelion kidnap Kirk, Uhura and Chekov and force them to fight in wagered bouts.

A presumed-dead magician threatens vengeance.

A gangster's dog takes a shine to Superman.

Strange mists enlarge the failing Robot, allowing Will and Smith to enter him in a repair attempt.

The crew matches wits with a malevolent leprechaun who's searching for buried gold.

The travelers help a giant magician (Jack Albertson) clear himself of involuntary manslaughter.

The time travelers fight on opposite sides in the Civil War when a shock gives Tony amnesia. With John Crawford.

A slow, agonizing death caused by drought and floods stalks the Florida Everglades; Marlin and Jim visit the Everglades to investigate this problem firsthand.

Sail on the Geronimo in search of strange underwater creatures.

Jim and Marlin help relocate a jaguar and her cub in Mexico.

Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes; some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lumpy and Eddie invade Beaver's camping trip.

Beaver and his friends make a long-distance call to a baseball player.

The Angels find themselves in a race against political assassins when the motive for the kidnappings is revealed.

A desperate killer hunts witness Jonathan, suffering from temporary amnesia.

A woman (Carol Lynley) searches for a lover who may not exist; an old vaudevillian (Phil Silvers) pursues a comeback.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.

The fact that Josh Holbrook runs a pizza parlor in a former elementary school is remarkable enough, but add in the fact that the building also houses his exhaustive collection of vintage pop culture artifacts and memorabilia, and you've got an unforgettable episode of 'Collector's Call.' Lisa has brought along show favorite Kate Martin to appraise Josh's collection, including such show-stopping tr

Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.

The problems of three wounded soldiers disrupt the lives of those around them.

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.

The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Archie demands that Edith not take charity and return a mink cape she received from her wealthy cousin.

To get some extra cash, Archie has gotten a job driving a taxi for Bert Munson. Archie is in for a big surprise when one of his passengers turns out to be Sammy Davis Jr.

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script turned in by the writers.