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Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin. (Repeat).

Kyle tries to teach his new rival about love; the boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee; and Cartman's mom agrees to teach him at home. (Repeat).

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory. (Repeat).

The boys and their class travel to the first "Worldwide Recorder Concert" in Arkansas, where Mr. Garrison confronts the demons of his childhood while visiting his parents. (Repeat).

Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside. (Repeat).

Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him. (Repeat).

The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own. (Repeat).

Mr. Mackey excuses Timmy from homework when he mistakenly thinks the boy is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder; then Cartman and his friends try to develop the same affliction. (Repeat).

Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough. (Repeat).

Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price. (Repeat).

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Fry's friends try to break up his new romance with a robot modeled after Lucy Liu (as herself), whose image is being illegally copied onto blank robots. Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

In the fourth-season opener, a supernova explosion sends the Planet Express ship back in time to 1947 Roswell, N.M., where Fry's grandfather is stationed. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

A parody of "The Wizard of Oz" is one of three scenarios illustrated by the Professor's "What If" machine, which shows alternative lives for Bender, Fry and Leela. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bender courts the Planet Express ship's new voice (Sigourney Weaver), and just as quickly dumps it, prompting the ship to retaliate. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Someone's looking out for Leela when mutants from underground capture her, Fry and Bender in retaliation for Bender's toxic-waste dumping. Tress MacNeille, David Herman, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Danny: Patrick Warburton. Nancy: Marla Sucharetza. (Repeat).

A booking agent (Debra Jo Rupp) is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again. Morgan: Tom Wright. Karl: Ellis E. Williams. Lenore: Kim Zimmer. Pitt: Ian Abercrombie. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine's boyfriend (Patrick Warburton) is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp. Sienna: Katy Selverstone. Zookeeper: Raye Birk George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean. Gennice: Adelaide Miller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake. Comedian Mario Joyner has a cameo. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Melanie: Athena Massey. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears. Bruce Mahler. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy. Jackie: Phil Morris. Security Guard: Gary Yates. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin (Stacey Travis). James: Brian McNamara. (Repeat).

An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad. Jean-Paul: Jeremiah Birkett. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Woman: Susan Isaacs. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Bania: Steve Hytner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Fred: Fred Stoller. Captain: Wayne Tippit. Leapin' Larry: Lewis Arquette. (Repeat).

An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers. Ramon: Carlos Jacott. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk. Lena: Jennifer Guthrie. Billy: Scott Patterson. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).

Kramer is overprotective of a friend who had a breakdown after dating Elaine; a former neighbor is leery of George's mental stability. Lloyd: Matt McCoy. Deena: Mary Jo Keenen. (Repeat).

George's parents meet Susan's; Elaine fears her enthusiasm may have scared off the musician she's dating; Kramer drives a hansom cab, but feeds his steed bad fuel. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

The sales staffers try to seal the deal with spiel when Sabre's newly minted "sales is king" policy energizes them but balloons their egos. Cut to Michael, who isn't above hiding all the new, well-regarded sales leads. Zach Woods guest stars. (Repeat).

The staffers raise spirits at a happy hour, but complications spill over when Michael goes to extremes to impress Jim and Pam's friend, resulting in his ouster from the bar. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin try to keep a secret; and Dwight reconsiders the wisdom of his "prenatal contract" with Angela. (Repeat).

Andy goes to extremes to make sure Erin has a very special Secretary's Day. But it all could backfire thanks to Michael, who informs Erin about Andy's past relationship with Angela. Meanwhile, Oscar creates a viral video that highlights similarities between Kevin's voice and Cookie Monster's voice. (Repeat).

Pam and Jim team up for their first sales pitch together. They deliver it to the manager of a regional hot spot, resulting in mix-ups when Michael has difficulty deciphering body language. Meanwhile, Dwight pushes Kelly to participate in the minority training program. Amy Pietz guest stars. (Repeat).

When Michael concludes that his girlfriend (Amy Pietz) is cheating on him, he enlists Dwight to snoop. Elsewhere, Andy receives a customer complaint and grows frustrated when none of his fellow staffers seem to care. (Repeat).

Newbie parents Jim and Pam are sleepless in Scranton, as they learn that it's awfully hard to stay awake at the office. Meanwhile, Michael displays unforeseen maturity when he discovers something negative about Donna (Amy Pietz). And it's the wrath of Angela when Dwight reneges on their most unusual contract. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, the heat is on when the media discover that Sabre's printers catch on fire. When Sabre CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives to unmask the whistle-blower, the staffers point accusatory fingers at Andy, who passionately denies that he's the leak. (Repeat).

Season 7 begins with Michael hiring a new office assistant (Evan Peters), whose bad attitude rubs the staffers the wrong way. Meanwhile, Erin flirts with someone other than Andy, and Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank. Kathy Bates guest stars. (Repeat).

Corporate pushes Michael into counseling sessions with his office nemesis---Toby. Meanwhile, Dwight launches a mission of revenge against the mall-shop owner who rebuffed him; and Pam sets out to change her job title. (Repeat).

Andy invites the gang to his community-theater staging of "Sweeney Todd," but his ultimate hope is to impress Erin. Michael, habitually starved for attention and now upstaged, tries to push his jealousy aside and take in the performance. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam are saddled with a bumbling babysitter. (Repeat).

Convinced he has herpes, Michael sets out to contact his former girlfriends, including Holly (Amy Ryan), Jan (Melora Hardin), Carol (Nancy Carell), Donna (Amy Pietz) and Helene (Linda Purl). Meanwhile, Andy conducts a sex-ed class in the office in a ploy to win over Erin. (Repeat).

This hilarious, raunchy comedy follows Adam and his three loser friends as they awaken after a night of drinking and hot-tubbing to find themselves back in 1986, where they try to fix all of the mistakes they made when they were younger. The foursome take advantage of this rip in the space-time continuum to win back lost loves and change their futures for the better. (Repeat).

Butt-Head makes Beavis look old so he can buy beer. Beavis ends up in a senior living facility and almost scores with an 80-year-old woman. Tom Anderson takes Beavis and Butt-Head to the woods to hunt deer. (Repeat).

Cartman is sent to a camp for obese youngsters by concerned family and friends. Meanwhile, Kenny has his own hit TV show, "Krazy Kenny." Also, Chef talks to the boys about prostitution. (Repeat).

Cartman becomes mayor when the kids take over the town. (Repeat).

Radiohead plays a role in Cartman's plan for revenge against an eighth-grader who wronged him. (Repeat).

The boys realize they may have made history of some sort when Cartman utters an expletive. (Repeat).

The boys join the Mountain Scouts with Timmy, who winds up in a fight with Jimmy in a supermarket parking lot. (Repeat).

The boys are devastated to learn that their heroes Terrence and Phillip have broken up. (Repeat).

Cartman uses his $1 million inheritance to open his own amusement park. (Repeat).

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Trouble follows Leslie, Ben and Chris on a trip to Eagleton to discuss financial matters with a snooty city councilwoman. At the same time, Ann takes April to her orientation for vet school; and Ron sets his sights on getting off the grid. (Repeat).

Leslie has the Pawnee Parks gang team up with their Eagleton counterparts, while Ben and Chris work together on an accounting project and Ann makes an announcement concerning her future. (Repeat).

Leslie tries to be a voice of reason when a minor scandal gets blown out of proportion, while Tom attempts to wow a love interest, and Ben strongly encourages Ron to prepare his last will and testament. (Repeat).

Leslie is forced to leave the birthday party she's throwing for Ben and attend an emergency late-night filibuster. Meanwhile, Tom is determined to make some lasting memories with his new girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; and April and Andy reconnect. (Repeat).

Leslie faces the recall election on Halloween as she also prepares a haunted house with Ben, Ann and Chris. At the same time, Tom worries Rent-a-Swag's days are numbered, and so he recruits Ron to help save his business. (Repeat).

Leslie sets out to check off some of her biggest goals on city council, including hosting an NFL Play 60 event with the Indianapolis Colts and finally getting fluoride added to Pawnee's drinking water. Meanwhile, Chris attempts to bond with Ron over impending fatherhood as they build cribs together. (Repeat).

A marathon negotiating session between Councilman Jamm and Leslie, who refuses to take "no" for an answer, occurs while Ben fills his time in between jobs with an interesting hobby. Elsewhere, Ron asks Tom, April and Donna for help selling his cabin in the woods. (Repeat).

A competing salesman (Timothy Olyphant) begins stealing Dunder Mifflin's clients. To unearth the pilferer's sales secrets, Michael sets up a sting with Jim and Dwight. Meanwhile, Andy is inspired to start a band after discovering that his college pal has forged a successful music career. (Repeat).

The staffers turn overly competitive when they scare up a Halloween costume contest. Meanwhile, Darryl gives an idea to corporate himself, passing over a fuming Michael. And Pam corners Danny (Timothy Olyphant) about their dating history. (Repeat).

Michael invites all the staffers to celebrate the christening of Jim and Pam's baby. (Repeat).

Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party for the gang at Gabe's house. Meanwhile, Michael lacks any semblance of glee when the staffers refer to Gabe as his boss. As for Andy, his jealousy over Gabe and Erin's relationship grows and grows. (Repeat).

Michael puts on the charm by trying to attract investors to Ryan's fledgling Internet company. Meanwhile, Dwight celebrates Thanksgiving and his childhood by organizing a hay festival in the office parking lot; and a newly implemented policy prevents Jim from earning commission. Kathy Bates and Jack Coleman guest star. (Repeat).

Michael reads about China's growth as a global power, so he sets out to stop the country from taking over the U.S. Meanwhile, Dwight's building standards irritate the staffers, and Pam threatens to move the branch to a new building. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. It's a Holly jolly Christmas for Michael when his office nemesis, Toby, takes a leave of absence. This opens the door for one Holly Flax (Amy Ryan), who returns to Scranton to cover for Toby. Meanwhile, Pam is pushed into throwing two holiday parties when Michael insists they have one for Holly's return; and Jim and Dwight square off in a snowball fight. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Holly returns to fill in as the HR rep when Toby takes a leave of absence; Pam is pushed into throwing two holiday parties; Jim and Dwight square off in a snowball fight. (Repeat).

Michael anxiously awaits news from Holly about the status of her romance. Meanwhile, the staffers share their New Year's resolutions; and Andy, Dwight and Darryl try to woo women on their lunch break. (Repeat).

When Andy falls into a sales slump, he desperately hosts a small business seminar featuring special guests. Before long, the event turns into an opportunity for Michael and Holly (Amy Ryan) to showcase their improv-comedy flair (or lack thereof). Elsewhere, Erin and Gabe compete in a game of Scrabble. (Repeat).

When Jim receives an emergency call, he's forced to leave Michael in a gas-station bathroom. Michael then vanishes, prompting Holly, Erin and Dwight to embark on an odd odyssey to find him. Elsewhere, Pam's art inspires a captioning challenge, but the office contest agitates Gabe. (Repeat).

This charming comedy follows a plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) who enlists his office manager (Jennifer Aniston) to pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife as part of an elaborate ruse to win the heart of a woman (Brooklyn Decker) he wants to marry. (Repeat).

As kids, Lenny (Adam Sandler) and his best friends (Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade) won a basketball championship. Decades later, the five men reunite at a lake house after their former coach passes away in this hilarious comedy. Although they all have families and jobs, it turns out none of them have ever fully accepted the need to leave their childhoods behind. Directed by D

In this crowd-pleasing comedy sequel, a group of old high-school friends recapture some of their past glories and learn life lessons from their own children, who are celebrating the last day of school. (Repeat).

In this engaging comedy, Adam Sandler plays Bobby Boucher, a lovable dolt from the Louisiana bayou who works as a waterboy for a college football team. But when Bobby gets angry, he becomes a football dynamo, and the coach decides to capitalize on that. There's just one problem: Bobby must hide his new role on the team from his neurotic mom (Kathy Bates). Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk. (Repeat).

After they see the attention an angsty emo kid gets from the ladies, Beavis and Butt-Head pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital. Beavis notices his body is starting to go through changes after he is bitten by a rabid raccoon. (Repeat).

The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. (Repeat).

The gang tries to protect a new resident in South Park from the government. (Repeat).

The boys decide to get into the patriotic spirit by heeding the President's advice to send money to the children of Afghanistan. But their spirits sour when they receive a package back and their mail becomes the focus of Government investigators. (Repeat).

As a prank, Cartman somehow gets Kenny's picture pasted on milk cartons as a missing child, which soon backfires on him. (Repeat).

Kyle is embarrassed by his cousin, Kyle, and tries to think of ways to avoid him in front of his friends. (Repeat).

Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman have a run-in with Token, the town's only rich kid. In retaliation, Token encourages other wealthy people to move into the neighborhood. (Repeat).

Cartman discovers the benefits of stem-cell research. (Repeat).

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Leslie faces a big decision over her future as her days in office draw to a close; Chris and Ann learn the sex of their child; Andy returns from London; and Tom considers his next move in life. (Repeat).

New jobs for Leslie and Ben bring with them new challenges; at the same time, Ann and Chris think of making a leap together. Elsewhere, Donna, April and Andy decide to pull a major prank; and Tom gets ready for big presentation. (Repeat).

Leslie and Ben get into an argument over questionable sales methods being employed at the local farmers' market; at the same time, Ann looks for a way to vent about her pregnancy frustrations; and April throws her support behind Andy as he embarks on a new creative venture. (Repeat).

Ann and Chris spend their last night in Pawnee saying goodbye to their friends at a party thrown by Leslie, who's determined to fulfill a promise before they go. Meanwhile, Tom, Ben, Ron and Andy get to work finding the perfect going-away present. (Repeat).

Ben plans an anniversary surprise; Tom and Adam work with Leslie to point out the positives of Pawnee's merge with Eagleton; and April shows Donna who's boss. (Repeat).

Plans for a big benefit concert are under way as Tom and Ben meet with potential corporate sponsors; at the same time, Leslie's life takes several unexpected turns; and Ron brings a surprise to the office. (Repeat).

Leslie's efforts to create a new town slogan catch the unwanted attention of two local shock jocks; Andy uncovers an interesting secret about Ron while scouting bands for the Unity Concert; Tom, Donna and April tour possible restaurant locales. (Repeat).

A replacement BFF for Ann is sought by Leslie, who decides to throw an impromptu Galentine's Day with new friends. Elsewhere, Tom and Ben try to make a deal on tents for the Unity Concert; and Ron looks after Andy. (Repeat).

A high-school senior prom is saved by Leslie and the parks crew. As they help organize the event, Leslie and Ron compete to hire a soon-to-be graduate, April reluctantly agrees to go with Andy as his date, and Tom lets Ben help with DJ duties. (Repeat).

Leslie and Andy battle the flu while trying to book performers for the Unity Concert; Tom searches for a sommelier for his new restaurant at a wine competition; and Ben seeks Ron's help with a personal matter. (Repeat).

Leslie and Ben take charge of a charity auction to raise funds for the unity concert; at the same time, April gives Andy a hand managing his schedule; and Donna turns to Ron for help handling an ex-boyfriend. (Repeat).

In the Season 7 premiere, Leslie enters into a competition with the tech company Gryzzl for a large parcel of land, which she wants to turn into a national park. Meanwhile, April and Andy try to become more spontaneous; and Ben is honored with a speech by Tom at a Bicentennial Gala. (Repeat).

This charming comedy follows a plastic surgeon (Adam Sandler) who enlists his office manager (Jennifer Aniston) to pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife as part of an elaborate ruse to win the heart of a woman (Brooklyn Decker) he wants to marry. (Repeat).

As kids, Lenny (Adam Sandler) and his best friends (Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade) won a basketball championship. Decades later, the five men reunite at a lake house after their former coach passes away in this hilarious comedy. Although they all have families and jobs, it turns out none of them have ever fully accepted the need to leave their childhoods behind. Directed by D

In this crowd-pleasing comedy sequel, a group of old high-school friends recapture some of their past glories and learn life lessons from their own children, who are celebrating the last day of school. (Repeat).

Michael's relationship with Holly (Amy Ryan) flowers on Valentine's Day, but their public displays of affection disturb and perturb the others. Elsewhere, troubles bubble over for Jim and Pam following a champagne lunch; and Gabe sets up a romantic treasure hunt for Erin. (Repeat).

After 11 long years of production, Michael finally presents his action flick, "Threat Level Midnight," to Holly and his staffers, but he might not be prepared for their reviews. Guest stars include Melora Hardin, Rashida Jones, Linda Purl, David Denman and Andy Buckley. (Repeat).