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(2019) Asif Kapadia's acclaimed biopic. It's 1984. Napoli are in crisis. So they buy the world's greatest footballer. But can he overcome pressures on and off the pitch?

Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine: Gordon's in Pennsylvania to help rescue a soul food restaurant that was opened 12 years ago by a retired special education teacher. (S6 Ep4) [SL]

Treehouse of Horror XXX: This 666th episode of The Simpsons parodies spooky favourites like The Omen... and Crazy Rich Aliens. (S31 Ep4/22)

Springfield Up: Famous filmmaker Declan Desmond (voiced by Eric Idle) comes to Springfield to chronicle the lives of its residents for his series Growing Up Springfield. (S18 Ep13/22)

Yokel Chords: In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But when Krusty spots their singing talent, he snaps them up for his circus. (S18 Ep14/22)

Homerazzi: Homer becomes a paparazzo to get money to pay for fire damage to the house. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed by his aggressive style and fight back. (S18 Ep16/22)

Carl and Brianha bring the French Riviera to Bognor Regis, with lasers and a smoke machine. Justin and Karen do fine dining. And is Mark and Lisa's curry too hot for their guests to handle?

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

The Beer Is Always Greener: While Cheers is being redecorated, Norm, Cliff and the regulars are seduced by another bar. And is Woody and Kelly's marriage on the rocks? (S11 Ep2/28)

The King of Beers: Norm can't believe his luck when he's offered a job as a beer taster in a brewery. Rebecca gets hooked on playing a new slot machine. (S11 Ep3/28)

The Magnificent Six: Henri challenges Sam to a contest to find out who's the biggest ladies' man. Rebecca aims to quit smoking. Woody and Kelly try to rekindle their honeymoon. (S11 Ep4/28)

Separation: Debra's shocked when her parents split up. (S5 Ep23)

Frank Paints the House: Frank offers to decorate Ray's house, but refuses to paint it the colour that Ray and Debra want. (S5 Ep24)

Ally's Birth: When Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realises how grown-up his daughter has become and remembers the day when she was born. (S5 Ep25)

Frasier Crane's Day Off: Frasier is off work sick with only his paranoia to keep him company, leading him to believe that everybody's after his job. (S1 Ep23)

My Coffee with Niles: Frasier and Niles discuss Frasier's first year back in Seattle. (S1 Ep24)

Slow Tango in South Seattle: Frasier fumes when a Boston bar buddy turns a confidential story about him into a best-selling romantic novella. (S2 Ep1)

The Unkindest Cut of All: Frasier hopes to stop Eddie from putting himself about after he finds himself foster-father to a litter of puppies sired by the mutt. (S2 Ep2)

Thunderdome: It's make or break for the Virginia business strategy. A motorbike legend is ready to sell some high-octane stock. And a rare Growler toy is very old and very odd! (S12 Ep8)

A special extended episode of Channel 4's midday news programme.

Simon O'Brien gives strangers Vikki and Emily the cash to buy and renovate a house in Bradford. They have six months to turn it around, and can keep any profit they make. (S1 Ep1)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Justin Moorhouse in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Janet and Richard first visited Spain 26 years ago and have dreamt of moving there since. Now, they need help finding their perfect property for £200k. Can Laura help?

In Cheshire, drag king and cabaret artist Kim navigates narrowboat life. And we meet the Water Chaplains - a Christian organisation providing support up and down the waterways. (S2 Ep16)

The Huston family are determined to restore a beautiful ornate fountain that hasn't worked in years. And Chris and Jolyon have just the 60 shutters to renovate. (S5 Ep26)

Louise and Daga offer breathtaking views at their place in Cornwall. But forget what's out the window - the B&Bers are preoccupied with their tellies.

In Belfast, can Donna sniff out the £1000 prize with a starter so whiffy she needs to cook it in the shed? (Ep1/5)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Busiest Port: There are huge problems at passport control on one of Dover's busiest days of the year. And Border Force catch a drunk driver. (S2 Ep5)

A 19-year-old man is rushed in to Queen's after his motorbike crashed into the back of a car. And a 77-year-old man has dislocated his shoulder in the shower. (S36 Ep6)

Trewley Precious, the youngest daughter in a Gypsy family, is a TikTok star. Can she challenge traditional gender roles, build a lucrative social media career, and get away with it? (Ep1)

...Tapes: Farrah Abraham - star of reality shows 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom - tells the full story of her sex tape for the first time. But did she make the tape to be released? (Ep5)