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(1987) Richard E Grant and Paul McGann star in Bruce Robinson's cult comedy as hard-drinking, substance-abusing unemployed actors who go on holiday to Cumbria by mistake.

Bazzini: Award-winning chef Paul runs Italian joint Bazzini in New Jersey, but didn't realise how difficult running a restaurant would be. Can Gordon turn it around? (S3 Ep3) [SL]

Woo-Hoo Dunnit?: There's no shortage of suspects when Lisa's college fund is stolen from under the kitchen sink... (S30 Ep22/23)

Treehouse of Horror XXIX: What would happen if all the old people in Springfield turned into dinosaurs? Well, the answer lies in Mr Burns's new retirement home: Geriatric Park. (S30 Ep4)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1/2): Mr Burns is shot - and everyone in Springfield has a motive. But which of his many enemies is the culprit? (S6 Ep25/25)

So It Has Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show: Bart's special April Fools' Day prank seriously misfires when the whole house explodes. (S4 Ep18/22)

Lisa the Vegetarian: Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but no one in Springfield shares her sensibilities - except maybe Apu? And his friends Paul and Linda McCartney? (S7 Ep5/25)

In south London, Kirstie and Phil help Jess and Zak, who've viewed over 60 properties to no avail, and self-professed oldest first-time buyers in town Rachel and Alan. (S36 Ep1) [SL]

If Ever I Would Leave You: Carla's ex-husband Nick has been thrown out by his new wife Loretta. He comes grovelling back to the bar, promising to devote himself to Carla. (S3 Ep20/25)

The Executive's Executioner: Norm's boss makes him an offer he can't refuse: accept a promotion or lose his job. So Norm finds himself in charge of firing other employees. (S3 Ep21/25)

Cheerio, Cheers: Diane decides to leave the bar and travel to Europe with Frasier. She wishes Sam would stop her from going, but he's too busy organising her farewell party. (S3 Ep22/25)

The Angry Family: Michael showcases a self-penned story at his school: The Angry Family. Cue plenty of finger-pointing among the Barones, which kinda proves Michael's point. (S6 Ep1)

Odd Man Out: Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of his mother having a male friend. (S6 Ep3)

Ray's Ring: Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by a woman at the airport. When Debra finds out what happened, she pretends to be single too... (S6 Ep4)

Bart Sells His Soul: Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs. Moe relaunches the Tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. (S7 Ep4/25)

Whacking Day: Lisa asks singer Barry White to help stop the cruel Springfield 'Whacking Day' tradition of hitting snakes with sticks. (S4 Ep20/22)

Tony Hadley gives us the lowdown on his new tour. Charlie Higson chats about his new book. Plus: Amy Nuttall, Jennifer Ellison, Faye Tozer, Lara Ricote and music from Teenage Fanclub.

(2001) Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer.

...List It: Brilliant Builds: The duo look back on one of their best budget-stretching renovations: a not-so-done-up Shropshire terrace. Did Kirstie's plan make the most of a small budget?

A lifeboat becomes a camping pod. A mum and three daughters create a charming straw bale house. And George enjoys an oriental delight on the Isle of Wight. (S10 Ep5)

Maria's stuck-in-the-past Sheffield house needs a total facelift. But with a lacklustre layout and dodgy décor to tackle, can she create the home of her dreams within her budget? (S2 Ep6/6)

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At 20 decks high and almost a quarter of a mile long, Icon of the Seas is the world's biggest cruise ship. What does it take to entertain guests on this floating metropolis?

It's Raku week and our celebrity novice potters make animal sculptures and face the infamous bucket of doom in their second challenge. Whose creations will the judges go wild for? (Ep3/5)

...Survive? - How do the Westsiders handle Brooke's betrayal? The Eastsiders' gun is missing. And new survivor Alix leads a raid across enemy lines that can only lead to conflict. (Ep3)

What's the verdict on the return of The Great British Bake Off? Also Emmerdale, Tempting Fortune, The Wargame, Clickbait Clinic with Stacey Dooley and I Like a Good Spanking? (S28 Ep4)

Standout moments from Series 6, when the celebs watched Bridgerton, MILF Manor, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 US presidential election. [SL]