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Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Helen is irate when Joe alters the architectural plans for their house without consulting her; after their fight, Joes dreams that he and Helen die in a plane crash.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) fail to impress their birthing instructor (guest star Marsha Warfield) on a practice run to the hospital.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

Hazel sees her investment in a bakery rise to a healthy profit.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Maude plans to work for a congresswoman friend.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Blair believes that she is the only one capable of keeping her sister and Jo from becoming nuns.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Tennis player Björn Borg; actress Jean Marsh; grape catcher Paul Tavilla.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Helen decides to throw a lavish Christmas Eve party, but Joe is in a hurry to go skiing in Vermont; Brian and Casey agree to date other people.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

An art teacher loves Shirley's work; the family doesn't.

Ruben manages a new twin singing act, but the boys break up when they meet Laurie; Shirley takes an art class and the instructor has a crush on her.

Hazel and the mistress of the house misunderstand one another.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Samantha's Aunt Clara comes for a visit; Aunt Clara's magic makes her a popular babysitter.

Darrin buys a garage door opener to cover up Samantha's witchcraft.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor-comic Robin Williams.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.