KDIT-CD

Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Thanks to Conklin's lousy management of the athletic budget, the baseball team's season opener might be canceled. Miss Brooks and others take school valuables to the local pawn shop to hock for the needed funds.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Visiting a primate sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Election time becomes complicated for Richie when he has a crush on a girl campaigning for Stevenson.

The boys find trouble when they search for dates for the upcoming dance.

Richie decides to interview Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody for the school newspaper.

To earn some money, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph advertise as handymen and agree to fix the fence of an attractive young divorcee.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Gomer has trouble convincing his buddies that a movie star he met invited them all to her house for a barbecue.

Carter's squad has been losing competitions to Sgt. Hacker, until they find a winner.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark and they attempt to expose him.

Carter is ecstatic when he learns Gomer's enlistment will soon be done.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

Aunt Bee objects to Carter's attitude toward Gomer during a radio interview.

Gomer is panic-stricken when he discovers that his face will be on the new Marine recruiting poster instead of Carter's.

When a female Marine begins to chase Gomer, it threatens his romance with Lou-Ann Poovie. Guest star: Carol Burnett.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

A young boy, who pretends he is lost, dupes Carter and Gomer into treating him to a day on the town.

Gomer has a severe case of stage fright before he is to appear in the Navy Relief show.

Gomer's romance with Lou-Ann is threatened when her disapproving father and ex-fiance both come to town.

Gomer thinks Sgt. Carter has stolen a watch.

Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, and Carter offers to pay the upkeep and become part owner.

Con artist Friendly Freddy sells Gomer a pearl ring for Lou-Ann.

After an argument, Carter and Bunny turn their attentions toward Lou-Ann and Gomer.

A Latin American military man, observing Carter's platoon, proposes to overthrow him.

Gomer is assigned to pick up Gen. "Punctual Pete" Prescott, but gets detoured.

Gomer has to fight his conscience when his singing rehearsals excuse him from regular duties.

Gomer returns home to Mayberry and becomes involved in a robbery and manhunt.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

In Indiana, Aunt Fran makes a bid to keep the children.

Danny wants to portray Harry Ruby in a TV special.

Donna and Alex try to arrange a family weekend.

When Ernie sends a thank-you note for the Statue of Liberty, the French government invites the Douglas family to Washington.

Fourth-grader Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets involved with a conniving "older woman" in the sixth grade.

Lucy's bungling disrupts the usually smooth operations at the Air Force Academy.

Lucy and Viv read embezzlement into all of Mr. Mooney's actions.

Lucy and Ethel invite themselves on a rugged camping trip with their spouses.

"Widowed" by a fight night on TV, Lucy and Ethel search for adventure.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Lou gives Mary the responsibility of hiring a new sportscaster if she will fire the old one.

Fonzie takes up the bongos to play with Richie's band at an important country club dance.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.

Gopher finds a huge sum of money; a folk singer meets a politician from her past; a man tampers with his daughter's love life.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

A feisty, rich, but lonely old lady tries to buy Alex's companionship.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.