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Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Ellen Greene; comic Jimmy Tingle.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Gracie's fall in a department store leads to a misunderstanding.

Harry Morton buys an iron deer, thinking it will add dignity to his front lawn.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

Alice and Dennis are in charge when Henry leaves on a business trip.

Steve doesn't know how much he likes his house until it's sold.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Blair unwittingly pairs Charlie with a 23-year-old.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Isabel Campbell; actor Marilyn Horne; comic Steven Wright.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Gracie tries to convince one of Harry's clients that Harry is a playboy.

George wants Gracie to get out of jury duty.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Dennis tries to stop a goldfish tank leak.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

George is furious when Louise hires Florence as a live-in maid.

George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Jim Fowler; Gore Vidal.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Bud is accused of causing $100 worth of damage to a neighbor's property.

Betty is concerned over Bud's failure to present himself in a socially acceptable manner.

George's lecture to Gracie on the importance of safety only makes her think that he's angry with her.

Gracie urges George to get mad at Harry Morton.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

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Howard starts a fencing team.

Kelly cooks for Warren's parents.

While Martin is clearing himself of Virus M, Tim accidently contracts it.

Mrs. Brown steps in front of Martin's Personality Altecator and becomes a crook.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Representative Thomas P. O'Neill reads Freddy's letter on television.

Rick extends an invitation to a bag lady to dine with the family.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Adrienne Barbeau; Gabriel Kaplan; Joan Rivers; George Plimpton.

A man finds his intended has been promised to another; Fred Scuttle introduces Scuttlevision.