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Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Endora casts an "ambition" spell on Darrin which results in the break-up of a friendship.

Serena wreaks havoc on the Stephens' lives with her witchcraft.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before.

Gracie misinterprets the message in an old telegram.

A vacation trip to New York hits a snag when Gracie wants the Mortons to join them.

After a spat, Jack tries to find a replacement for Don.

Gangsters hold Jack for ransom; guest George Burns.

Dennis is underfoot during wedding preparations.

Hazel sees her investment in a bakery rise to a healthy profit.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Sam and her daughter Tabitha go shopping; Tabitha grants a man's wish to be 9 years old again.

Serena turns a coed into a siren, Darrin is almost forced to change his job.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Comic Argus Hamilton; actor Paul Reiser; actor Maggie Jakobson.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

Sam and her daughter Tabitha go shopping; Tabitha grants a man's wish to be 9 years old again.

Serena turns a coed into a siren, Darrin is almost forced to change his job.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Gracie must testify against a bank robber (Sheldon Leonard); George plans to sing at a dinner for Ronald Reagan.

Gracie locks the Mortons -- and the Burnses -- out of their homes.

Jack has a nightmare about changing identities with Peter Lorre.

Martha Tilton and Jack reminisce about the USO.

Dennis' gopher wanders over to Mr. Wilson's backyard.

Hazel and the mistress of the house misunderstand one another.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Ellen Greene; comic Jimmy Tingle.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Gracie's fall in a department store leads to a misunderstanding.

Harry Morton buys an iron deer, thinking it will add dignity to his front lawn.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

Alice and Dennis are in charge when Henry leaves on a business trip.

Steve doesn't know how much he likes his house until it's sold.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Blair unwittingly pairs Charlie with a 23-year-old.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Isabel Campbell; actor Marilyn Horne; comic Steven Wright.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.