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Bob suffers family problems when his mother becomes a houseguest and an elderly patient involves him in a parent-child vendetta.

Dick (Bob Newhart) faces a lawsuit when he is charged with plagiarism. With Mary Frann and Tom Poston.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Bilko invests the colonel's cash in the stock market.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

Maynard and Dobie arrive home from the Army.

Connie believes she can meet more bachelors if she gives up her job.

Don and Ann head to Hollywood.

Sister Bertrille manages the convent baseball team to a great moral victory.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy's singing Irish relatives arrive in the Williams' household and expect to perform at the Copa Club, but Danny has other thoughts.

Mary is upset when a boy labels her wholesome.

Bub tries to cover his baldness for a woman's visit.

Robbie runs for student council.

Lucy is hired as a baby sitter for three chimpanzees.

Lucy goes to the aid of a small town in a war against freeways.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

Ted becomes upset when his vacation replacement is a success.

Roger and Fonzie date the same girl; Joanie receives flowers from an unknown admirer.

Carmine auditions to play a boxer in a movie after Rhonda convinces her she is right for the part.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

Isaac's mother becomes possessive; a bitter, once-married couple reunites to entertain on board; a jewel-stealing ape robs a passenger.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

Willona must make an agonizing decision that could change the rest of her life.

Willona anxiously awaits the adoption board's decision about her impending motherhood.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

The ladies go to an event at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Victoria reunites with an old flame; Melanie gets close with her music idol, Hailey Nash.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding.

Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Oscar tells Myrna the story of why Felix is banned from Midtown Memorial Hospital.

When she's given an assignment to see what makes a bunch of doctors tick, inquiring news reporter Ellen Hartley gives Bob and his medical cohorts the tell-it-like-it-is treatment. Meanwhile, Carol is on vacation and Gail is filling in for her.

George's (Tom Poston) latest girlfriend is looking to get married -- and he's looking for a way out. With Bob Newhart.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko takes drastic measures to cash in on an all-expenses-paid vacation.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

A girl dates Dobie because Zelda likes him.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Ann lands a job in a soft-drink ad.

Sister Bertrille almost becomes an overnight sensation in show business.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The twins give Uncle Bill a hansom-cab horse.

Danny and Charley are convinced that the carpenter working on their new country home has put a curse on them.

An 8-year-old orphan follows the Stone family home.

Mike bungles his attempts to propose.

Steve must escort a visiting dignitary's daughter.

The citizens of a small town throw a party in honor of Lucy and Mr. Mooney.

Lucy is arrested when she is mistaken for a red-headed jewel thief.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

When Mary receives a chain letter from Lou and is warned not to break the chain, she struggles to find a way to pass it along without generating undesirable consequences.

Fonzie fills in as a substitute teacher; the issue of sex education.

The girls avenge their treatment at the hands of a nasty singing star by selling gossip.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

In rebellion against J.J., Thelma moves into her own apartment.

Willona turns to spying to raise money for ice-skating lessons for Penny.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix plans to give Oscar a surprise birthday party.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

George cannot stand the attention he receives after he takes part in a lifesaving feat.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons take a cruise around the world after winning a breakfast cereal contest.

Bilko may have to leave his newly opened restaurant.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

Maynard sues Herbert after getting stuck in a gum machine.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

An Italian restaurateur frees trapped Ann from the shower.

Sister Bertrille gives a shy priest the confidence to face San Tanco.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Cissy thinks Bill is trying to get rid of her.

A musician at the Copa Club is in debt to a gambler.

Mary resents Trisha's effect upon the family.

Robbie decides to take up golf to please Steve.

Chip's reward for saving a dog makes him popular.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy tries for the business of a millionaire country-music star.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Jenny wants to pass blame to Joanie; the Piccalo and Cunningham parents meet in a showdown.

Laverne's date shoves her into the aquarium at a seafood restaurant.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

One car plus four owners equals trouble when J.J.'s "Awesome Foursome" become business partners.

Michael discovers the world of CB radios and ends up with more than his "handle" can handle.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.