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Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Maynard's charity to a Mexican boy causes trouble.

Mr. Conklin takes drastic measures to win an art award.

Sam Drucker's customers at the general store are deserting him to shop at a new supermarket in nearby Pixley.

Just as Ann arrives in New York and learns of her first acting assignment, her mother has bad news.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

The Bradys are surprised when Peter explains that he saved a girl's life.

Cissy and Gregg decide to get engaged.

Danny learns the rigors of parenthood when Terry starts dating.

Jeff claims he hates his new teacher (Marion Ross).

The whole Douglas clan conspires to encourage Steve's (Fred MacMurray) romance with Barbara (Beverly Garland).

Steve (Fred MacMurray) pops the question to Barbara (Beverly Garland) under circumstances far from ideal.

Unemployed Lucy and Carol (Carol Burnett) put on a show to earn money.

Lucy and Viv persuade Arthur Godfrey to star in a community play.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A young cameraman at the studio mistakes Mary's friendly invitation as a romantic advance.

Fonzie's dog Spunky ends up on Dr. Joyce Brothers' couch for psychological therapy.

Lenny and Squiggy tell people at their class reunion that the girls are Hollywood stars.

A woman (Rue McClanahan) presents her husband with a bill; a teenager discovers a family secret; the captain hires a sports director.

Doc learns of a fraternity brother's homosexuality; decorators vie for an assignment; a promoter's (Claude Akins) singer falls in love.

A rival banker arranges a date for Elly with a handsome model, so Drysdale counters by furnishing "Mr. Universe" as an escort.

Two confused salesmen attempt to sell Jed a cemetery plot for a much-alive Granny.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Archie, Mike and Gloria plan a surprise party for Edith's 50th birthday, but an unwelcome visitor has something else in mind.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Victoria tries to turn her canceled soap opera into an app and enlists the cast's help to film a new episode.

Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long; tensions rise among the ladies and the two rival hairdressers at Elka's favorite salon.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

Frasier regrets bringing his low self-esteem group to Cheers; Woody's barbering talents leave Sam distressed.

Woody makes a grave impression on Kelly's (Jackie Swanson) grandmother (Celeste Holm) after moonlighting at a cemetery.

The cabbies don costumes and crash what they believe is a celebrity yacht party, hoping to meet some movie stars and celebrities.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Bob moves up in the world from the seventh to the 10th floor when he joins the firm of a swinging psychiatrist.

The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

Ralph gets asked to do a candy bar commercial, but he must first get rid of a toothache.

Bilko tries to recoup his gambling losses.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Dobie disagrees with candidate Herbert over a bill.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior. With Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF visits "Gilligan's Island" castaways Gilligan (Bob Denver), the Skipper (Alan Hale), the Professor (Russell Johnson) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells).

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

The quartet takes over an answering service.

The boys all fall for the same woman (Julie Newmar).

Visiting wildlife sanctuaries for a better understanding of rhinos, camels, lemurs and giraffes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

A large meteorite lands on the island and threatens all living things.

Gilligan emerges from an unexplored cave with a bat bite on his neck.

A spy identical to Gilligan questions the castaways about their shipwreck.

Gilligan fishes a crate of vegetable seeds out of the lagoon.

Gomer faces a unique problem when he is asked to escort two women to a dance.

Gomer, on MP duty, marches a government investigator off to the brig.

Carter postpones his vacation until all his men pass their PFC test.

Gomer is asked to be a best man and loses the ring the night before the wedding.

The Clampetts entertain a lady blacksmith, the social leader of hillbilly society.

Bent on a military career, Jethro experiments with underwater demolition while training to join the Navy.

When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war with them.

Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing.

Harry (Harry Anderson) deals with a rock star whose psychiatrist is only interested in the performer's money.

Harry (Harry Anderson) feels helpless when he's forced to rule against victims of circumstance. Guest star: Susan Ruttan.

Harry (Harry Anderson) returns to his job after coping with his inability to help a destitute defendant (Susan Ruttan) and her son.

Florence discovers that Bull's latest girlfriend is a prostitute.

Carla's son Gino (Josh Lozoff) decides to enter the priesthood; Cliff tries out his stand-up comedy act.

A birthday surprise for his son reveals a secret from Frasier's past.

Rebecca regrets hiring Woody's cousin Russell (Harry Connick Jr.) to play piano at the bar; Cliff gets a new uniform.

Rebecca convinces Sam to let her run the bar, then lets the liquor license expire; Woody joins a poolroom poker game.

It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion.

Bob suffers family problems when his mother becomes a houseguest and an elderly patient involves him in a parent-child vendetta.

When she's given an assignment to see what makes a bunch of doctors tick, inquiring news reporter Ellen Hartley gives Bob and his medical cohorts the tell-it-like-it-is treatment. Meanwhile, Carol is on vacation and Gail is filling in for her.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Dori's (Anne-Marie Martin) concussion results in a personality transformation that makes her a mirror image of Sledge (David Rasche).

Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) learn that clues to a series of jewel heists lead to a hairdresser. Kurt Paul and Michael Des Barres guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A florist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A woman leaving her husband over his tuba playing causes an argument between Ozzie and Harriet.

Ozzie is scheduled to speak on Greek history.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Alex tries to run the house while Donna is away.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Ann is overwhelmed at finding herself appearing onstage with Ethel Merman.

Ann has to learn how to roller-skate in order to get a part in a commercial.

Lou reads Don's unpublished novel.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

A psychiatrist organizes a group-encounter session at a party that Rhoda and Joe are throwing.

Brenda quits her job at the bank only to find herself faced with the problems of unemployment.

Two of Rhoda and Brenda's best friends take advantage of both of them.

To help reduce the financial burden, Brenda takes in a roommate who likes Joe a little too much.

The mother of Mary's date believes that Mary is still engaged to her other, favorite son.

Mary cheerlessly prepares to leave her newsroom friends to start a new job.

Mary discovers her new boyfriend is married.

Mary checks into the hospital for a minor operation and ends up with a bad-tempered roommate.

Laverne and Shirley hope to meet men when they go on a weekend ski trip.

Squiggy's long-lost father returns; The gang become extras in a play.

Carmine and Frank have a dispute over music being better now in the present or in the past.

With Squiggy as his agent, Carmine finds fame after lightning strikes him.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.