2024-09-27
Conclusion. A corporate-job opening continues to spark competition at Dunder-Mifflin. Meanwhile, tight Dwight is a fright: His dictatorial dynasty results in sprawling reforms. (Repeat).
Michael comes to believe the office might be cursed in the wake of a freak accident. After scrutinizing each of his staffers' religious beliefs, he organizes a charity 5K "fun run." (Repeat).
Conclusion. Michael organizes a charity 5K "fun run." Meanwhile, the status of two office romances comes to light. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. New boss Ryan returns to Scranton to push Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age, much to Michael's chagrin. Elsewhere, catty Angela remains upset about her feline. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Corporate young gun Ryan continues in his efforts to drive Dunder-Mifflin into the digital age. (Repeat).
Michael was excited to know Dunder Mifflin bought television ad space in local markets, including Scranton. Michael wanted to create the perfect commercial. Only problem was Michael wasn't seeing eye to eye with guys who were going to be producing the commercial. (Repeat).
Michael gleefully anticipates attending the company's Web-site launch party in New York. Meanwhile, Angela arranges a bash in Scranton, while Dwight gets wrapped up in a real paper chase: He tries to sell more paper than the Web site. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Michael faces a ballooning personal debt. Meanwhile, it's a barn burner when Jim and Pam check in to the Schrute family farm, which has been converted into a bed-and-breakfast; and Jan revamps the condo. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Michael continues to face his financial woes. (Repeat).
When the Scranton office is tapped to appear in a commercial, entertainer wannabe Michael sees a prime chance to display his creative talent. Meanwhile, Dwight delves into an Internet-based virtual world. (Repeat).
Karen causes a ruckus when she courts Stanley to relocate, prompting Michael to go on the offensive and recruit Jim in his battle. Elsewhere, a Finer Things Club riles the employees. (Repeat).
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Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. (Repeat).
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to removethe statue that commemorates him. (Repeat).
After he makes it through flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat. (Repeat).
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Shelly babysits Cartman. (Repeat).
A meteor shower hits town, and Stan's sister Shelly babysits Cartman while Mrs. Cartman goes to a "meteor party." (Repeat).
Kyle and Ike go on a camping trip while South Park residents wait for a meteor shower to begin. (Repeat).
Cartman is sentenced to juvenile hall and his friends plan to get him out. Meanwhile, he begins to adjust to life on the inside. (Repeat).
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy when he learns there's money to be made from harvesting the teeth of underprivileged kids. However, the leader of a dentists' organization sets out to stop him. (Repeat).
The South Park media showers attention on a family with quintuplets that moves into the area, and Cartman befriends one of the new residents. Meanwhile, Kenny's mom tries to cash in on the excitement by planning a multiple birth of her own. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Rare Collectibles TV offers viewers the ability to learn about historic silver and gold coins.
Leela meets another surviving cyclops, a male who invites her to their planet, where Leela proposes they restart their race. Katey Sagal, David Herman, Billy West, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
With Hermes on a stress-reducing vacation, his by-the-book replacement (Nora Dunn) falls for Fry, but Bender stumbles on to their romance, and pays a price. Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
After his 150th birthday party, the Professor picks a successor, who disappoints him so much that he decides to end his life by reporting for a final trip to a mysterious planet of old people. Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
A fishing trip strands ship and crew underwater, where Fry falls for a mermaid residing in the lost city of Atlanta. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
After having a hand in an incident with a celebrity chef that blinds Leela temporarily, Bender becomes a hired goon in the robot mafia, who plan a hijacking---of Planet Express cargo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Earth's most popular new food is discovered and marketed by the crew---until one of the snacks speaks to Leela. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
Cartman seeks online companionship from older users after deciding that Stan, Kenny and Kyle aren't mature enough. (Repeat).
Kyle suffers from a rare kidney disease and Cartman may be the only one who can save him, but at a high price. (Repeat).
Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman. (Repeat).
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. (Repeat).
The fearful boys speculate on the identity of their teacher as they begin the fourth grade, leading them to build a time machine to take them back to the safety of third grade. (Repeat).
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake. Comedian Mario Joyner has a cameo. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Melanie: Athena Massey. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears. Bruce Mahler. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy. Jackie: Phil Morris. Security Guard: Gary Yates. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George's involuntary winking is misinterpreted by many, and prompts Kramer to seek a favor from Yankee Paul O'Neill; Jerry tries to hide his distaste for meat from Elaine's cousin (Stacey Travis). James: Brian McNamara. (Repeat).
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad. Jean-Paul: Jeremiah Birkett. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Woman: Susan Isaacs. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Bania: Steve Hytner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
New chieftain Ryan organizes a woodsy corporate retreat---but he excludes Michael, who in turn enters into the wilderness for his own survival adventure. Meanwhile, Jim tries to put a new spin on office birthday parties. (Repeat).
Corporate and legal complications hound Michael when Jan sues Dunder-Mifflin and he's summoned as a witness. Meanwhile, Darryl and Jim face off in table tennis, with Kelly talking trash. (Repeat).