2024-10-23
Dirt is dished over a dirty dish: Tension boils over when a mysterious someone leaves a culinary mess in the office microwave. Meanwhile, Michael has trouble accepting that personnel changes were made without his knowledge. (Repeat).
Tensions flare in the Scranton branch when staffers disagree on how to spend a $4300 surplus. Meanwhile, Angela and Andy visit Schrute Farms to work on their wedding plans. (Repeat).
The Season 16 premiere finds Peter, who's tired of not winning an Emmy, embarking on his own "For Your Consideration" campaign for "Family Guy" by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows—and no category is off limits. (Repeat).
Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara
Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara
Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular chara
Chris sees the KKK and Rochelle schools him in her "You Ain't White Academy." (Repeat).
In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors. (Repeat).
On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. (Repeat).
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high-school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. (Repeat).
At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. (Repeat).
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. The series' 300th episode. (Repeat).
The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).
In a Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. (Repeat).
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).
When Chris, Drew, and Greg start a breakdancing club to get out of gym class, Greg tests the limits of Chris' friendship. Tonya wants to wear grown up clothes, and the guys at the barbershop try to cure Julius' "butt blindness." (Repeat).
The boys try to save the town from developers. (Repeat).
The whole town suddenly discovers it's all the rage to be gay. (Repeat).
Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet. (Repeat).
Cartman seeks revenge for not being invited to Kyle's birthday outing. (Repeat).
Mormon neighbors move into town, causing the citizens of South Park to become Mormons themselves. (Repeat).
The guys rebel after an anti-smoking campaign begins at their school. (Repeat).
When Stan's girlfriend breaks up with him, his friends try to cheer him up by bringing him to a local restaurant where lovely ladies hang out. (Repeat).
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Paid Programming. (Repeat).
The Professor's new invention reveals a huge load of 20th-century garbage moving through space and headed for the city. The Planet Express crew is volunteered to destroy the messy mass. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).
After overdosing on electricity, Bender repents and joins Robotology, only to succumb to temptation and wind up in Robot Hell, tormented by "up-tempo singing and dancing." The Beastie Boys have a cameo. (Repeat).
The crew vacations on the space cruiseship Titanic, where Fry plays pretend boyfriend to Leela to deter a former suitor, and to Amy to placate her parents. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Fry enrolls at Mars University, where he rooms with the Professor's latest experiment---a talking monkey---and former frat-rat Bender leads his brothers in wreaking havoc. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
The gang acts out the final episode of "Single Female Lawyer" to appease invading aliens who missed it due to technical difficulties caused by Fry in 1999. Leela plays "Jennie McNeal." Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
The gang wins a party with Slurms McKenzie at the Slurm bottling plant, where they're marked for death after learning the secret ingredient. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
After flushing Nibbler down the toilet, an artificially remorseful Bender joins Leela and Fry on their search in a sewer-world of mutants. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Tress MacNeille, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).
After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos. (Repeat).
Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O. (Repeat).
Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County. (Repeat).
A mysterious gentleman and his son create controversy in South Park. (Repeat).
The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests. (Repeat).
South Park is invaded by a giant shopping center that threatens the quiet little town. (Repeat).
Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman (Teri Hatcher) he's seeing; then Elaine changes her mind. (Repeat).
Jerry can't remember the name of his date (Susan Walters), and he observes a splenectomy. Roy: Sherman Howard. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld. (Repeat).
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Carl: Nick Bakay. Mona: Viveka Davis. Restaurateur: Michael Des Barres. Hairdresser: Taylor Negron. (Repeat).
There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space. Frank: John Randolph. Drake: Rick Overton. Salesman: Richard Portnow. Volunteer Woman: Nancy Lenehan. (Repeat).
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president (Bob Balaban) becomes obsessed with Elaine. Part 1 of two. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success. Russell: Bob Balaban. TV Kramer: Larry Hankin. TV Elaine: Elena Wohl. TV George: Jeremy Piven. (Repeat).
The staffers jingle all the way at a Moroccan-themed holiday bash, but tensions flare when Meredith's hair catches fire. Dwight's fired up as well: He becomes consumed with the hottest toy of the holiday season. (Repeat).
Thanks to Michael's running mouth, Andy finally learns that his beloved Angela had an affair with Dwight, a discovery that incites the two romantic rivals to square off. Elsewhere, Michael is on edge about a corporate appointment with bigwig Wallace (Andy Buckley). (Repeat).