2024-10-24
On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. (Repeat).
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high-school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. (Repeat).
Chris enlists Tonya to help him break up with a girl, Drew prepares to give a speech about the time Jackie Robinson held him as a baby, and Julius tries to one-up his "fake-doctor" chiropractor brother Louis. Guest starring Sam (Repeat).
South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future. (Repeat).
South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite. (Repeat).
Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head. (Repeat).
The series begins its ninth season. (Repeat).
Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town. (Repeat).
Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client. (Repeat).
Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Connie Craig-Carrol & Founder Ken Meares investigates Omega XL, the ultimate all natural solution for joint pain from inflammation.
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Court-martialed for blowing up a space station, Zap Brannigan and his assistant Kif join Planet Express, where Zap leads a mutiny against Leela. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
Bender pawns his body, which is bought by and attached to a prominent head who uses his new mobility to run for political office---again. Voices: Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman. (Repeat).
On the eve of "Xmas," as it's called in the year 3000, Fry and Leela flee the robotic Santa (John Goodman), who kills those he deems naughty; Bender volunteers at a mission for homeless robots. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
The crew takes an anxious Dr. Zoidberg to his home planet for a mating ritual, but Fry has to coach him on how to attract females. Voices: Billy West, Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Things heat up between Amy and Fry after her new car runs out of fuel on Mercury. But breaking up is hard to do after an accident forces them to share the same body. Lauren Tom, Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
A Bender lookalike---who Fry finds even more obnoxious---is hired as extra security for some precious cargo, which disappears during Fry's watch. Bob Barker has a voice cameo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak. (Repeat).
Butters believes he can talk to the dead. (Repeat).
Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show. (Repeat).
The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl. (Repeat).
Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al. (Repeat).
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. Joe: Leonard Termo. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Kramer's optometrist pal (Timothy Stack) replaces George's glasses with suspect frames. Amy: Anna Gunn. Blind Man: Rance Howard. Dog Owner: Tom Towles. Leo: Len Lesser. (Repeat).
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend (Wendel Meldrum); but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents (Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller). (Repeat).
Jerry thinks his accountant (John Kapelos) may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship. Farkus: Patrick Cronin. Jake: Marty Rackham. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney. (Repeat).
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Dwight's fire-safety seminar goes up in smoke. Meanwhile, the staffers try to secretly view a bootleg Hollywood flick at work, and Michael throws a comic roast of himself. Jack Black, Jessica Alba and Cloris Leachman guest star. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The staffers continue their efforts to secretly view a bootleg Hollywood flick at work. And the joke's on Michael when he throws a comic roast of himself. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. With Pam as his driver, Michael goes on a speaking tour to other Dunder-Mifflin branches to share insight about Scranton's relative success. At the office, Dwight and Jim fumble as new party planners when they forget a birthday. And Andy looks for love in all the wrong places. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Accompanied by Pam, Michael continues his speaking tour of various Dunder-Mifflin branches, with the Utica division offering a valuable life lesson for Michael. Meanwhile, a surly Scranton staff makes party-planning tasks difficult for Dwight and Jim; things get catty over Angela's new feline. (Repeat).
Office problems spread when Michael suggests placing "golden tickets" inside paper packages as discounts for clients. Elsewhere, Kevin sets out to woo a woman---so Andy, Jim and Pam step up to give him (very different) pointers. (Repeat).
Michael plans for his big 15th-anniversary party at the branch, but the celebration fizzles when he encounters the new vice president (Idris Elba), who comes with direct, no-nonsense concepts. In other events, Jim pulls yet another prank on Dwight, but this time with a surprising outcome. (Repeat).
Michael's relationship with the new vice president (Idris Elba) becomes more and more strained, but that doesn't stop Michael from shirking work and responsibility even more than usual. Meanwhile, Pam falls victim to the new copier; and Kelly develops yet another crush. (Repeat).
Following his bumpy first meetings with new boss Charles (Idris Elba), Jim finds himself squaring off with the bigwig in a soccer game in the parking lot. Meanwhile, Michael fears the new workday, so much so that he's barely able to leave his house. But that doesn't stop him from assembling his "dream team." (Repeat).
Former romantic rivals Dwight and Andy form an unlikely kinship and plan a hunting trip together. Meanwhile, supervisor Charles demands a rundown from Jim---but Jim has no clue what "rundown" actually means. And Michael holds a Paper and Pancakes company luncheon, but it might end up as a flat affair. (Repeat).
The bizarre bond between Dwight and Michael faces a great challenge when Dwight begins to regard bigwig Charles (Idris Elba) as his newest hero. Meanwhile, Andy comes to Jim's emotional rescue. (Repeat).
In his new endeavors, Michael faces mounting financial difficulties and problems with early-morning deliveries. Meanwhile, Angela plays enforcer as the staffers try to finish their expense reports on deadline. (Repeat).
A conflict erupts in the new sales group, with mediator Michael landing square in the middle of the dispute. In other developments, the office drones take a relaxed attitude to new heights during "casual Friday." (Repeat).
Michael embraces the idea of a "café disco" by introducing dance fever and coffee to the office, resulting in quite a jolt. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam rev up for a secret trip. (Repeat).
The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).
At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. (Repeat).