2024-10-24
Michael and Dwight go undercover to snoop on a paper-company rival. Elsewhere, the staffers engage in a debate over the beauty of actress Hilary Swank. (Repeat).
Cupid's arrows fly in Scranton on Valentine's Day when Michael encounters an enigmatic lady at a blood drive. Meanwhile, a "lonely hearts party" at the office yields potential romances for Dwight and Kevin. And Pam and Jim share an uncomfortable lunch with Phyllis and Bob Vance (of Vance Refrigeration). (Repeat).
In a Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. (Repeat).
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. (Repeat).
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. (Repeat).
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (Repeat).
Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea while searching for Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, which Peter threw out. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game when he courts a middle-aged woman. (Repeat).
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing. (Repeat).
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. (Repeat).
Peter gets a job as the new night watchman. He and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. (Repeat).
Chris gets a gig DJing at a drag ball, while Julius tries to handle Tonya's sore throat on his own without calling Rochelle back from her business trip. Guest starring Latrice Royal, Vangie Mateo and Jada Essene Hall (New).
Chris and Greg tape over a porno rented from Caruso and need to replace it. Rochelle leads a strike at work. Julius debates placing a bet using inside info from Louis's new job with the New York Giants. Guest starring Sam Richar (New).
The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. (New).
Chris gets a gig DJing at a drag ball, while Julius tries to handle Tonya's sore throat on his own without calling Rochelle back from her business trip. Guest starring Latrice Royal, Vangie Mateo and Jada Essene Hall (Repeat).
On Thanksgiving weekend, Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker. (Repeat).
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high-school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. (Repeat).
Chris enlists Tonya to help him break up with a girl, Drew prepares to give a speech about the time Jackie Robinson held him as a baby, and Julius tries to one-up his "fake-doctor" chiropractor brother Louis. Guest starring Sam (Repeat).
South Park becomes flooded with time travelers from the future. (Repeat).
South Park is abuzz over a visit from a famous socialite. (Repeat).
Cartman is imbued with the power to see into the future after he's hit on the head. (Repeat).
The series begins its ninth season. (Repeat).
Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town. (Repeat).
Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client. (Repeat).
Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Connie Craig-Carrol & Founder Ken Meares investigates Omega XL, the ultimate all natural solution for joint pain from inflammation.
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Court-martialed for blowing up a space station, Zap Brannigan and his assistant Kif join Planet Express, where Zap leads a mutiny against Leela. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Phil LaMarr, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
Bender pawns his body, which is bought by and attached to a prominent head who uses his new mobility to run for political office---again. Voices: Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman. (Repeat).
On the eve of "Xmas," as it's called in the year 3000, Fry and Leela flee the robotic Santa (John Goodman), who kills those he deems naughty; Bender volunteers at a mission for homeless robots. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
The crew takes an anxious Dr. Zoidberg to his home planet for a mating ritual, but Fry has to coach him on how to attract females. Voices: Billy West, Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Things heat up between Amy and Fry after her new car runs out of fuel on Mercury. But breaking up is hard to do after an accident forces them to share the same body. Lauren Tom, Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).
A Bender lookalike---who Fry finds even more obnoxious---is hired as extra security for some precious cargo, which disappears during Fry's watch. Bob Barker has a voice cameo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).
The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak. (Repeat).
Butters believes he can talk to the dead. (Repeat).
Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show. (Repeat).
The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl. (Repeat).
Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al. (Repeat).
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. Joe: Leonard Termo. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Kramer's optometrist pal (Timothy Stack) replaces George's glasses with suspect frames. Amy: Anna Gunn. Blind Man: Rance Howard. Dog Owner: Tom Towles. Leo: Len Lesser. (Repeat).
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend (Wendel Meldrum); but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents (Estelle Harris, Jerry Stiller). (Repeat).
Jerry thinks his accountant (John Kapelos) may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship. Farkus: Patrick Cronin. Jake: Marty Rackham. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney. (Repeat).
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Part 1 of 2. Dwight's fire-safety seminar goes up in smoke. Meanwhile, the staffers try to secretly view a bootleg Hollywood flick at work, and Michael throws a comic roast of himself. Jack Black, Jessica Alba and Cloris Leachman guest star. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The staffers continue their efforts to secretly view a bootleg Hollywood flick at work. And the joke's on Michael when he throws a comic roast of himself. (Repeat).