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Monk and Stottlemeyer score tickets to a football game but end up investigating an attempted murder that took place in the parking lot. Bob Costas makes a cameo. (Repeat).

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over how she's raising her kids—especially Harris—reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair, which she refuses to use because she doesn't want to admit getting old. (Repeat).

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives. Meanwhile, an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; and Roseanne makes a plan to change their mind. (Repeat).

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home after an incident at the nursing home prevents her from returning. (Repeat).

After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Meanwhile, Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son. (Repeat).

A new romance rattles Frasier: the gym teacher (Jeanne Tripplehorn) he's dating morphs into his old "derisive, ego-crippling" gym instructor (Bob Hoskins). Julia: Felicity Huffman. Jim: Jack Brewer. Campbell: Amanda Corday. (Repeat).

Visiting Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) needs a "favor": she wants to have another child with Frasier and works her wiles in an effort to get him to agree. Mrs. Moon: Millicent Martin. Albert: Brent Spiner. Alice: Ashley Thomas. James: James Oliver. (Repeat).

Newly-divorced Kenny (Tom McGowan) turns to Frasier for emotional help, but is more uplifted by Martin and their confabs at McGinty's saloon. Ahmrit: Alan Cumming. Trudy: Mary Kowalski. Martin: John Mahoney. Daphne: Jane Leeves. (Repeat).

A taste for caviar entices the Crane brothers on the "roe" to perdition with a shady Russian dealer selling Beluga at a bottom-line price. Petyr: John Vickery. Vladimir: Oleg Stefan. Bank President: Michael Winters. Todd: Reggie Jordan. (Repeat).

The house that Frasier helped build for Habitat for Humanity is not a home until he decorates it, to the chagrin of its occupants. Also: Niles subs for Martin at a grade-school career day; and Daphne's mum waits tables at Café Nervosa. (Repeat).

Elvis Costello plays a cheery musician, whose gig at the Cafe Nervosa annoys Frasier, who is further flustered by an adulterous friend. Avery: John Hannah. Steve: Kevin Daniels. Julia: Felicity Huffman. Evelyn: Alex Borstein. (Repeat).

Fran has to have her tonsils removed, so Maxwell puts C.C.'s reunion on hold to await the outcome of Fran's surgery. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Niles: Daniel Davis. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).

On the way to catch a flight to the islands, heavy snow maroons the family at Fran's parents' home in Queens. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Kenny: Gregg Rogell. (Repeat).

Fran plans a wedding for Maxwell's sister (Twiggy Lawson), but she's in love with her chauffeur, not her fiancé. Lester: Leigh Lawson. Nigel: Lane Davies. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).

Fran has a run-in with the son of the town's toughest critic, and that could be catastrophic for Maxwell and C.C.'s new play. Frank: Eric Braeden. Frank Jr.: Miko Hughes. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

Maggie's tyrannical gym teacher (Rita Moreno) is Fran's former one; Maxwell hires an abrasive megastar (Joseph Bologna). Fran: Fran Drescher. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Niles: Daniel Davis. Val: Rachel Chagall. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).

C.C. (Lauren Lane) won't warm up to her father's offer of Streisand tickets, but Fran's hot to go in her place. Robert Culp. Fran: Fran Drescher. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Niles: Daniel Davis. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

An art theft from the Montecito's gallery sends Ed after an old foe (Alec Baldwin); Mike and Danny try to patch a domestic dispute between their rental tenants. Ed McMahon has a cameo. Anawalt: Vince Duvall. Beckwahr: Mark Sheppard. Eric: Andrew Bowen. Nicole: Joanna Krupa. Steve No. 1: Tim Herzog. Steve No. 2: Ransford Doherty. Wexler: Michael Rooker. Kraznau: Andrew Ableson. Schmee: Cullen Dougl

Concluding the story from "Crossing Jordan," Danny and Jordan pose as a married couple to infiltrate a swingers' group the victim frequented. Snoop Dogg has a cameo. Ronnie: Lou Casal. Ann: Shea Curry. Madeline: Valerie Cruz. Luis: Guy Ecker. Floor Guy: Lee Arenberg. Jillian: Cheryl Ladd. Jordan: Jill Hennessy. Woody: Jerry O'Connell. Mike: James Lesure. (Repeat).

Mike becomes obsessed with finding a damsel in apparent distress; an elopement is assumed when Danny takes Mary on a quick getaway to L.A. The Polyphonic Spree have a cameo. Johnson: Thomas DuPont. Mike: James Lesure. Mary: Nikki Cox. Danny: Josh Duhamel. (Repeat).

Amy and Ty team to discover why Caleb's horse became ill during treatment at Heartland.

Chef Mike Roy plays a gourmet cook whose kitchen catches fire. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Brackett: Robert Fuller. Early: Bobby Troup. (Repeat).

The paramedics aid an elderly woman who fakes illness to gain attention. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Brackett: Robert Fuller. Dr. Early: Bobby Troup. Dixie: Julie London. Kelly: Tim Donnelly. (Repeat).

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A lesson about snobbery awaits the Ingalls girls on their first day at school. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Mary: Melissa Sue Anderson. Nellie: Alison Arngrim. (Repeat).

A hospital charity event at a zoo ends in tragedy when the mutilated body of a doctor is discovered in a tiger cage, and the case gets personal for Cam when she reveals that the deceased is her former fiancé. Meanwhile, Angela struggles to keep her vow of celibacy. Chad Lowe guest stars. (Repeat).

The death of a physicist leads Brennan and Booth to a well-known research institute, where the deceased had been part of a controversial study that was likely the reason for a number of threats against her life. Meanwhile, Sweets intervenes when Angela's father, ZZ Top guitarist Billy F. Gibbons, comes looking for Hodgins. (Repeat).

When a bride-to-be's body is found in a bundle of compressed cardboard at a recycling facility, Brennan and Booth use records from a cell-phone dating service to search for suspects from a long list of potential suitors. Meanwhile, Sweets' girlfriend, Daisy, is spotted shopping for a wedding dress. (Repeat).

Natalie inadvertently helps a thief steal a biotech CEO's bike and asks Monk to find the culprit. (Repeat).

Monk's half brother (Steve Zahn) escapes from prison and asks Monk to help him find the person who framed him for murder. (Repeat).

In the Season 7 finale, Monk looks into the disappearance of a city official who was fighting to preserve the soon-to-be-demolished parking garage where Monk's wife was killed. (Repeat).

The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the Internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Dan loses an important job and D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money. (Repeat).

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee. Meanwhile, Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, and Becky and Darlene compete for the job, which has full-time benefits. (Repeat).

In the season finale, Roseanne's knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, their fortunes change for the better. Later, Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing. (Repeat).

Debut: Comedienne Roseanne Arnold plays "domestic goddess" Roseanne Conner---housewife, mother of three and factory worker. First up: Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter (Sara Gilbert) barks in school, and then finds that her husband didn't fix the plumbing. Dan: John Goodman. D.J.: Sal Barone. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Ego trips up Frasier, bewitched by his former agent, the seductive and sneaky Bebe Glazer. Dr. Phil (McGraw) portrays himself. Also: Niles and Daphne imagine themselves as oldsters. Bebe: Harriet Sansom Harris. (Repeat).

David Ogden Stiers plays a visitor from Martin's wife's past whose tastes and manners suggest to Roz he could be Niles and Frasier's real dad. The prospect ruffles Martin, who is uncomfortable with the Crane brothers' affinity for their guest. (Repeat).

A sudden burst of affection from Julia fazes Frasier, who's her abettor in criminal mischief directed at his accountant. Elsewhere, Roz interviews for a job at a rival station; and Niles takes an unlikely liking to target-shooting. (Repeat).

Greener pastures at another station lure Roz, who's also green with jealousy over Frasier's affection for Julia. Also: Daphne's mom prepares to move out at the behest of her daughter and son-in-law. (Repeat).

Roz's return to KACL rattles Frasier, who's reinvolved with Julia; Niles' fatherhood plans get an unexpected setback he determines to remedy with an unorthodox virility enhancer. Julia: Felicity Huffman. Kenny: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).

Love blinds Frasier to the faults of Julia (Felicity Huffman), who behaves obnoxiously and insensitively at a Crane dinner gathering. For starters, she embarrasses Daphne, then winds up chattering incessantly on her cell phone. (Repeat).

Fran accepts a proposal from the guy who once dumped her. (Repeat).

Fran and Grace enter a mother-daughter pageant at the country club. (Repeat).

Maxwell is persuaded to socialize, and he begins dating a woman (Tracy Kolis) who looks a lot like Fran. Val: Rachel Chagall. Niles: Daniel Davis. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).

Fran agrees to date a hopeless soul she knew in school, but when she won't marry him, he threatens to jump off a ledge. Jeffrey: Richard Kind. Fran: Fran Drescher. Brooke: Bonnie Morgan. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

Yetta moves in temporarily and proceeds to shake things up. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Sol: Ralph Manza. Greg: Barry Watson. (Repeat).

Fran dates an wealthy, older gentleman (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.), but finds she doesn't prize being his trophy. Fran: Fran Drescher. Kathy: Judith Hoag. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

Sam stumbles onto a client's money-laundering scheme; Mike tries to impress a female engineer; Delinda falls for a rodeo cowboy. Angie: Ivana Milicevic. Alex: Paul Adelstein. Cody: Michael Lowry. Mendoza: Carlos Sanz. Agent Sipes: John Eric Bentley. Lucy: Kayren Butler. Mike: James Lesure. Delinda: Molly Sims. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. (Repeat).

Delinda finds evidence that a guest's death wasn't suicide; Nessa helps Mike impress an old flame; Sam caters to a whale with a cleanliness obsession. Nina: Sharon Leal. Steindorf: Maurice Godin. Jenny: Bree Turner. Jones: Bret Roberts. Beckman: James Tummina. Frank: Shawn Driscoll. Mike: James Lesure. Delinda: Molly Sims. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. (Repeat).

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Georgie second-guesses her decision to run away, while the family tries find her. (Repeat).

Gage and DeSoto are charged with hit-and-run driving. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Brackett: Robert Fuller. Dixie: Julie London. Early: Bobby Troup. (Repeat).

One emergency after another disrupts the paramedics' attempts to catch up on paper work. Gage: Randolph Mantooth. DeSoto: Kevin Tighe. Captain Stanley: Michael Norell. Dr. Early: Bobby Troup. (Repeat).

After his crop is destroyed by hail, Charles hits the road in a search for work. Charles: Michael Landon. Peters: Don Knight. Jacobsen: Richard O. Hurst. (Repeat).

Caroline turns matchmaker when Charles brings home their bachelor neighbor from Kansas. Edwards: Victor French. Grace: Bonnie Bartlett. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Charles: Michael Landon. (Repeat).

Laura fancies a shy new classmate who seems to have eyes only for Mary (Melissa Sue Anderson). Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Charles: Michael Landon. (Repeat).

The Jeffersonian team's musical preferences are revealed when Brennan and Booth reluctantly scour the death-metal scene after the discovery of an actual human skeleton being used on stage by a band in Norway. Meanwhile, Sweets' colleague Dr. Wyatt (Stephen Fry) shares his insight on Brennan and Booth's partnership. (Repeat).

Brennan is skeptical when a Jeffersonian colleague supposedly dies of natural causes, and she asks Booth to help her "borrow" the corpse so she determine the real cause of death. Meanwhile, Cam has trouble getting through to her newly adopted daughter about the dangers of smoking. (Repeat).

Booth helps a detective friend from Japan after the man's sister goes missing in Washington, D.C. During the ensuing investigation that leads to an escort service, Booth and Brennan discover the woman's roommate has also disappeared. (Repeat).

Monk makes a new friend (Gena Rowlands) while investigating a murder at a museum, but he's suspicious of her motives. (Repeat).

Monk faces off with a magician while investigating a murder. (Repeat).

A bully from Monk's childhood hires the detective to follow his wife, who he suspects is cheating. Later, the bully is accused of murder. (Repeat).

Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Booker: George Clooney. (Repeat).

The Conners' dinner conversation during a night out without the kids is sprinkled with tidbits about a friend's divorce. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Patsy: Patricia Gaul. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Roseanne is caught in an emotional tug of war between her feuding husband and sister (John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf), while Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J. (Michael Fishman). Roseanne Arnold, Lecy Goranson, Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Dan and Roseanne enter a songwriting contest; Booker (George Clooney) unleashes impulses in Jackie. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).