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Frasier and Niles invest in a mini-mall, unaware that it's to be built on the site of Martin's favorite tavern. Martin: John Mahoney. Duke: John La Motta. Joe: Jack Wallace. Leo: Bill Gratton. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

Frasier's deluged by an outraged public when he advises a caller to consider leaving rain-soaked Seattle. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Father Mike: George Deloy. Sister Joselia: Helen Geller. Roz: Peri Gilpin. (Repeat).

After seeing Gary with his fiancée, Jackie is driven to an act of desperation with another man (Tom Arnold). Leon: Martin Mull. Crystal: Natalie West. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr. (Repeat).

Becky wants a motorcycle, while Darlene wants to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone. Tommy: Scott Burkholder. Walter: Walter Jacobson. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Roseanne's in hot water with neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay), and at work she can't help but meddle in Leon's tiff with his lover (Michael Des Barres). Jerry: Danton Stone. Gil: Carl Franklin. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Dan's Halloween scare for neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay) could backfire into a night of terror for the Conners. Booker: George Clooney. Jerry: Danton Stone. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

A stranger (Nick Offerman) dressed in a weathered coat and wearing an eyepatch disrupts Doug and Carrie's Thanksgiving dinner with their friends. During the meal, a debate ensues about whether to invite the man in to eat with them. Lou Ferrigno appears as himself. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie try to weasel money out of Arthur so they can indulge themselves after he wins $2500 playing bingo, but he has other ideas on how to spend the loot. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie baby-sit Deacon and Kelly's two kids, so the Heffernans think it's only fair that the Palmers look after Arthur once in a while, but their friends don't agree. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Omari Lyles. Major: Desmond Roberts. Rob: Eddie Pepitone. (Repeat).

Doug gets nervous when Carrie befriends one of his former girlfriends (Janeane Garofalo), whom he treated shabbily. But in time Carrie learns what Doug already knows---the woman is annoying and needy. Also: Spence is asked out by a guy and he accepts the date. Brett: Scott Atkinson. Salesperson: Trish Simmons. (Repeat).

Kelly gets her driver's license---on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's high-school rival. Peg: Katey Sagal. Chuck: Bill Kalmenson. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

When Marcy and Steve (David Garrison) argue over Steve's refusal to shave his beard, he moves in with the Bundys. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills; Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love---by getting a tattoo. Brian: Kris Kamm. Jimmy: John Dennis Johnston. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Danny's stuntman pal fumes when Jean-Claude Van Damme insists on doing his own cycle stunt atop the hotel; a rival casino host sabotages Sam. Junior: Jon Seda. Tam: Ian Anthony Dale. Valentine: David Rasche. Kleem: James McCauley. Natalie: Gabrielle Tuite. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. Delinda: Molly Sims. Ed: James Caan. (Repeat).

Luck is fleeting for a jackpot winner (Sean Astin); Ed is disturbed by his visiting mother (June Lockhart); a couple use coupons and free offers to finance their visit. Tammi: Nikki Aycox. Doc: John Asher. Helen: Jane Lynch. Stan: Tim Bagley. Palmer: Richard Fancy. Ed: James Caan. Delinda: Molly Sims. Sam: Vanessa Marcil. (Repeat).

An escaped killer contacts Sam; a former high-school rival makes Mary miserable; Nessa and a fellow Brit trade barbs about their favorite soccer teams before a big game. Caroline: Alison Sweeney. Wesley: Wade Andrew Williams. Luis: Guy Ecker. Hunt: James Patrick Stuart. Jason: David Lee. Lizzie: Aimee Garcia. Mary: Nikki Cox. Nessa: Marsha Thomason. Danny: Josh Duhamel. (Repeat).

Ed suspects Mark McGrath is making moves on Jillian; a man wants no reward for returning stolen cash; an entertainer's agent refuses to take no from Mary; a slot cheat is spotted. Walker: Jon Gries. Rose: Lisa Ann Walter. Jillian: Cheryl Ladd. Kevin: Geoffrey Wigdor. Rudman: Scott Rabinowitz. Cobb: Zia Harris. Cosme: Jon Jon Briones. Mike: James Lesure. (Repeat).

Murdoch arrests a man for trying to kill a woman he claims is a witch, shortly thereafter he dies mysteriously while in custody. (Repeat).

Jonathan's friend Scotty, a quadriplegic, wonders if his relationship with a woman can succeed. Scotty is played by James Troesh, who co-wrote the script with his wife Theresa. Jonathan: Michael Landon. Mark: Victor French. (Repeat).

Divine intervention enables a park bum to trade places with a mayoral candidate who wants to turn the park into a parking lot. (Repeat).

Baseball's Leo Durocher thinks Herman is a hot prospect. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Durocher and Elroy Hirsch portrays themselves. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Charlie: Gene Darfler. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

Herman joins a country club but has trouble mixing with the members. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Petrie: Woodrow Parfrey. Stubbs: Dan Tobin. Murdock: J. Edward McKinley. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Marilyn: Pat Priest. TV Announcer: Johnny Jacobs. (Repeat).

Children get caught in a blizzard on their way home from school. McGinnis: John Carter. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Lottie: Luana Anders. Bowers: Don Dubbins. Edwards: Victor French. Betty: Helen Stenborg. Mason: Robert Gibbons. (Repeat).

A derelict with engineering skills may be the only hope of saving Carrie from the depths of a crumbling well. Michael Landon. Carrie: Lindsay/Sidney Greenbush. Hanson: Karl Swenson. (Repeat).

Walnut Grove is exposed to a deadly fever when Mr. Edwards returns from a disease-stricken town. Michael Landon. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Grace: Bonnie Bartlett. Alicia: Kyle Richards. Carl: Brian Part. Dr. Baker: Kevin Hagen. Simpson: Rance Howard. (Repeat).

A school play figures into a plan to coax a widow back into society. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Harold Mayfield: Warren Vanders. Della Clark: Kay Peters. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Obsessive-compulsive ex-cop Adrian Monk (Tony Shalhoub) comes out of a forced retirement to investigate the murder of a politician's bodyguard. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Obsessive-compulsive ex-cop Adrian Monk (Tony Shalhoub) comes out of a forced retirement to investigate the murder of a politician's bodyguard. (Repeat).

A murder investigation leads Monk and Sharona to an obnoxious, obese tycoon (Adam Arkin) who claims innocence on the basis of his inability to climb out of bed. Lt. Disher: Jason Grey-Stanford. Stottlemeyer: Ted Levine. Monk: Tony Shalhoub. Sharona: Bitty Schram. (Repeat).

At their high-school reunion, Kelly and a friend compete for the attentions of a nerd-turned-millionaire (Casper Van Dien). Ashley: Heidi Mark. Mindy: Lisa Picotte. Fawn: Lisa Boyle. Jessica: Sarah Ann Morris. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Polk High plans to dedicate its new scoreboard to Al, until Marcy learns that another alum is Terry Bradshaw (who appears as himself). Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

To prove their manhood, Bud and Al go hunting with Peggy's father. But even though they bag a bear, they don't accomplish their goal. Gang Guy: Angelo Vacco. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Jefferson unwittingly snaps a compromising photo of the actress who caused him and Al to lose their reservation at a lodge. Shannon Tweed guests as herself. Randolph: Joe Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Even the presence of Wayne Newton doesn't improve things in Las Vegas for the Connors. Justice: Lance Davis. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Dealer: Frankie DeAngelo. Wayne Impersonator: Danny Gans. (Repeat).

Roseanne tries to kick the smoking habit, but pressures at home and work don't make it any easier. Sara Gilbert. Leon: Martin Mull. Barney: Stephen Lee. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Thanksgiving brings four generations together in time to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev. Mary: Shelley Winters. Lonnie: Kristopher Kent Hill. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Rosanne Arnold. (Repeat).

Carrie becomes furious with Doug after he is hospitalized to remove his appendix and begins talking about other women while medicated. To ease the situation, she writes a list of acceptable fantasies---and women---for Doug to dream about. Also: Arthur runs the senior center for a week to help out a friend. Garcia: Angelo Pagan. Tina: Steffiana De La Cruz. Josephine: Norma Michaels. Steve: Steve Pa

Arthur tries to unload the extra cemetery plot next to his own by persuading Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to buy it; Doug is assigned a new delivery route and is freaked out by a man at one of his daily stops who always answers the door wearing nothing but a towel around his waist; Carrie becomes a dog walker to earn extra cash. George: Gerry Black. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Evelyn:

Doug is furious with Carrie when she accepts a job offer from a guy he claims slandered him in junior high school by spreading a rumor that Doug licked a trash can; Arthur asserts that Larry King got him kicked out of school when they were younger and now Arthur wants revenge. Sean: Jon Favreau. Melvin: Dwayne Macopson. Major: Damani Roberts. (Repeat).

Deacon and Kelly reluctantly accept an invitation from the Heffernans to vacation with them in Florida near the home of Doug's parents. When they arrive at their hotel, they discover that it's filled with rowdy college students on spring break. Adding to the misery is the great disappointment shown by Doug's mom over the fact that no one is staying at her house. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Joe: Dakin Mat

Frasier puts his job on the line when he balks at reading ad copy for a new sponsor at the radio station. Kenny Daly: Tom McGowan. Gil: Edward Hibbert. Bulldog: Dan Butler. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Daphne: Jane Leeves. (Repeat).

Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) goes through various stages of grief over his dying career. The first stage: denial. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Bulldog: Dan Butler. (Repeat).

Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) is convinced that he's cursed when his high-school reunion comes up while he's low. Mr. Rugley: Scott Michael Campbell. Percy: Tim Monsion. Rudy: Ken Daly. Amanda: Doreen Calderon. (Repeat).

With Frasier and Martin (John Mahoney) about to kill each other, Niles agrees to have dear old dad, and, uh, Daphne come live with him. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Daphne: Jane Leeves. (Repeat).

Fran lands the job when she pops in as a door-to-door saleswoman. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

Fran wants to tell Maxwell that Brighton was caught smoking in school, but Maxwell blows her off telling her to solve whatever the problem is herself. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).

Fran agrees to be made over by Niles and Maxwell in order to host a social. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maureen Wentworth: Dorothy Lyman. Cindy: Nikki Cox. (Repeat).

Fran chaperones Maggie and her date, who ends up being attracted to Fran. Eddie: Jimmy Marsden. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

When a bride-to-be's body is found in a bundle of compressed cardboard at a recycling facility, Brennan and Booth use records from a cell-phone dating service to search for suspects from a long list of potential suitors. Meanwhile, Sweets' girlfriend, Daisy, is spotted shopping for a wedding dress. (Repeat).

Brennan is skeptical when a Jeffersonian colleague supposedly dies of natural causes, and she asks Booth to help her "borrow" the corpse so she determine the real cause of death. Meanwhile, Cam has trouble getting through to her newly adopted daughter about the dangers of smoking. (Repeat).

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings. (Repeat).

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore – with or without him. (Repeat).

Jonathan and Mark return a runaway child star to her ambitious mother and alcoholic father. (Repeat).

Jonathan comes to the aid of a neighborhood threatened by a corporate takeover. (Repeat).

Herman discourages a man who is after Marilyn---and her money. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Benson: Charles Robinson. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Gilbert: Richard Hale. Ben: Duncan McLeod. (Repeat).

Herman is at the museum, sleeping off sleeping pill. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Thatcher: Pat Harrington Jr. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Dr. Wilkerson: Philip Ober. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Eddie: Butch Patrick. (Repeat).

A half-Indian boy faces bigotry when he and his widowed mother move to his grandfather's farm. Stokes: George Murdock. Amelia: Ivy Jones. Seth: Willie Aames. Omaha: Vincent Cobb. Alden: Dabbs Greer. (Repeat).

Mary has an infection requiring immediate, costly surgery at a distant hospital. First of two parts. Michael Landon. Dr. Mayes: Ivan Bonar. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Benson: Darrell Zwerling. Nurse Johnson: Naomi Ross. (Repeat).

Conclusion. To earn money for Mary's next operation, Charles and Mr. Edwards take a job dynamiting for the railroad. Harris: John McLiam. Sam Wing: James Shigeta. Dr. Mayes: Ivan Bonar. Horace Benson: Darrell Zwerling. (Repeat).

A youth offers to sell himself into slavery to obtain money for an education. Jackson Henry: David Downing. Mary: Melissa Sue Anderson. Mrs. Henry: Maidie Norman. Kramer: Frederic Downs. (Repeat).

Monk (Tony Shalhoub) investigates the death of a former police commissioner's wife, whose body is discovered by a crackpot psychic. Sharona: Bitty Schram. Capt. Stottlemeyer: Ted Levine. (Repeat).

Although still racked with grief over the death of his wife, Monk (Tony Shalhoub) is tempted by the charms of a beautiful divorcée who may be a murder suspect. Stottlemeyer: Ted Levine. Sharona: Bitty Schram. (Repeat).

A police officer (Stephen McHattie) meets with his shadowy informant on an amusement park's Ferris wheel, but when the ride comes to an end, the informant turns up dead. Stottlemeyer: Ted Levine. Sharona: Bitty Schram. Monk: Tony Shalhoub. (Repeat).

Griff wants to meet the woman he talked to on a phone-sex call. But that's not likely after Al finds out who's behind the voice. Butter: Jennifer Martin. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Ike: Tom McCleister. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Peggy and Al join Peggy's parents on a "marriage encounter" weekend; Kelly asks Bud to look after her date's cousin. Ephraim: Tim Conway. Dr. Richelieu: Edward Hibbert. Carlos: Mark Espinoza. Esmerelda: Christina Solis. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Bud turns to a shady character to finance an exercise video starring Kelly. Part 1 of two. Rafael: John Carlos Frey. Vito: Perry Anzilotti. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Artistic differences slow production on Bud's video; wives wager on injuries their husbands might incur while helping to install the Bundys' satellite dish. Gino: Richard Moll. Rafael: John Carlos Frey. Bebe: J.J. Johnston. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Jackie pay a visit to their dad's "other woman" in Kansas City; Dan finds new respect for Mark after he physically confronts Becky's new boss (Joshua Rifkind). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Roseanne's job as Santa at the mall leads to a meeting with Darlene's new friend (Lee Garlington) and a revelation about Darlene. Sally: Bethany Jaye Allyn. Jason: Bradley Michael Pierce. Nicole: Myah Dillard. (Repeat).

A night out at a bingo parlor does such a number on Roseanne that she can think of nothing but winning. Harriet: Edie McClurg. Crystal: Natalie West. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Arnie: Tom Arnold. (Repeat).

When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Duke: David Crosby. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. (Repeat).