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Problems for Kelly and Bud delay Al and Peggy's departure for the closing bash of their favorite hamburger joint. Christina Applegate, David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).

The Bundys vacation in Dumpwater, Fla., where an ax murderer (Vic Polizos) who hates tourists visits every five years. Part 1 of two. Roy: Charlie Dell. Delbert: Gary Grubbs. Sheriff: Richard Paul. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Peg (Katey Sagal) spoils the family's fun when she's kidnapped by the ax murderer (Vic Polizos). Roy: Charlie Dell. Delbert: Gary Grubbs. Sheriff: Richard Paul. Beany: Ian Patrick Williams. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).

Al is treated like a king by his wife and kids, who think he took a million dollars from Steve's bank. Steve: David Garrison. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

Crowded conditions in the Conner house have Dan itching to give Becky and Mark the boot, but Roseanne's news could mean more crowded conditions. Roseanne: Roseanne. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Dan's a wreck over Roseanne's pregnancy; and David's a wreck pretending he accepts Darlene seeing another guy. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

A jilted David tattles to Roseanne about Darlene's drug use, and Roseanne forbids her to return to school. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).

Dan, Fred and Mark indulge in a little "girl talk," and reveal more than they intended about their sex lives. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from their priest and run into friends who recently had a child. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. In the series finale, Doug wants a divorce and refuses to attend Arthur's wedding to Ava St. Clair (Lainie Kazan), which doesn't go quite as planned anyway. Veronica: Anne Meara. (Repeat).

A couple faces surprises as they prepare to adopt a child. Unexpected events lead them to China, where they reconcile and discover they'll soon have two children.

Doug and Carrie Heffernan (Kevin James and Leah Remini) play a couple whose castle is invaded by Doug's father-in-law (Jerry Stiller), who comes to live with them. Sara Spooner: Lisa Rieffel. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).

Frasier and Niles take an auto-repair class after being outdone by female grease monkeys; Martin trains Roz's new puppy. Randy: Dave Gruber Allen. Chelsea: Katherine Disque. Shirley: Pamela Dunlap. (Repeat).

Frasier and Niles try reviving the career of a has-been theater thespian (Derek Jacobi) best known for his role in a hokey sci-fi series; Martin becomes a tanning addict. Cecil: Patrick Macnee. Noel: Patrick Kerr. (Repeat).

An episode inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow's film "Sliding Doors" finds Frasier meeting a woman (Charlotte Ross) in two different scenarios on Valentine's Day. Mike: Jon Curry. Kenny: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).

A case of mistaken identity leads to Frasier dating Kenny's wife (Illeana Douglas); an eating binge discomfits Daphne. Kenny: Tom McGowan. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. Janis: Julie Dretzin. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

Fran thinks it would be a good idea to send Maggie to a collective farm in Israel for the holidays. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).

Fran suspects that the guy she's dating (Burke Moses) may be involved in some shady business. Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).

Maxwell hires Fran to be the costume supervisor of a benefit production. Fashion designer Todd Oldham has a cameo. Fran: Fran Drescher. (Repeat).

Fran walks out after Maxwell insults her, and the search for her is interwoven with clips from previous episodes. Roger Clinton has a cameo. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. Val: Rachel Chagall. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).

A surprise visit by Booth's girlfriend, war correspondent Hannah Burley (Katheryn Winnick), forces Brennan to take another look at her relationship with Booth. Meanwhile, the team tries to identify a couple whose remains were found in a cave in a national park. (Repeat).

Brennan's whirlwind tutorial in pop culture gets put to the test when she and Booth investigate the remains of a 23-year-old man who was seen carousing the previous evening at a Jersey-shore nightclub. Meanwhile, Hannah hits it off with the Jeffersonian team; and Angela tries to keep a personal matter secret. (Repeat).

Abishola and Kemi take a directionless Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth. Also, Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. (Repeat).

Jonathan and Mark (Victor French) tag along with an elderly street puppeteer who's also an angel---but doesn't know it. Stevie: Blake Soper. Janet: Carol Potter. Agnes: Nancy Priddy. Margaret: Miriam Byrd-Nethery. (Repeat).

A down-and-out pianist struggles to start a new life after a heart attack. Victor French, Michael Landon. Gabe: James Earl Jones. Pastor Ellie: Rosalind Cash. Vanessa: Akosua Busia. Doctor: Nathan Haas. (Repeat).

Lily fumes at finding letters Herman wrote---to another woman. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Clara: Joan Staley. Clyde: Chet Stratton. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. (Repeat).

Herman tries to get Eddie to play a musical instrument. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. Marilyn: Pat Priest. Gateman: John Carradine. (Repeat).

Nels Oleson recognizes the circus fat lady as the sister he was always ashamed of. Annabelle: Harriett Gibson. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. London: Ken Berry. Owen: Billy Barty. Christie: Wendy Schaal. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. (Repeat).

Mrs. Oleson threatens to have Reverend Alden dismissed if he marries a widowed parishioner. Anna Craig: Iris Korn. Charles: Michael Landon. Dean Harmon: William Schallert. Caroline: Karen Grassle. (Repeat).

Albert dreams he's an Indian chief's son, tapped to lead the surrounding tribes against Walnut Grove. Commander Kaiser: Phillip Carey. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Chief Sly Fox: Henry K. Bal. Chief Kilowatt: Frank de Kova. (Repeat).

Mr. Edwards is a success in the logging business until a crippling accident destroys his will to live. Grace Edwards: Bonnie Bartlett. Charles: Michael Landon. Alicia Edwards: Kyle Richards. (Repeat).

Monk dives into the world of fashion when he tracks down his favorite shirt inspector to find out why she hasn't been doing her job and discovers that her son is in jail for murdering a model. (Repeat).

Monk is blinded when an intruder at the local firehouse throws solvent in his face after killing a firefighter, but the detective's disability doesn't stop him from trying to solve the murder case. (Repeat).

The fastidious Monk deals with one of his most difficult assignments yet when San Francisco's sanitation workers go on strike and he is called in to investigate the suspicious suicide of the union boss. Chi McBride. Jimmy Cusack: Michael Shamus Wiles. Larry Cutler: David DeLuise. (Repeat).

Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite threats by neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing." Pittman: Mitchell Greenberg. Buck (in dream): Derek McGrath. Peg: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. A beef with Steve sends Marcy out with Peggy and the girls to a male strip club. Zorro: Billy Hufsey. Wanda: Lisa Kahofer. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Construction Worker: Doug Donatelli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Zorro shows up with the ring---on Al's doorstep. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family in an uproar when the Bundys' phone is cut off. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Everyone has a different interpretation of David's dream, including Becky, who thinks he's fantasizing about her. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).

Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Diana Ross: Jazzmun. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Kyle: Alec Mapa. Antonio: Bob Nickman. (Repeat).

D.J. wants out of his job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene moving in with Jimmy (Danny Masterson). Stacy: Traci Lords. David: Johnny Galecki. George: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Darlene: Sara Gibert. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Leon: Martin Mull. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

An impromptu visit to Darlene's gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy (Danny Masterson) is all about. But, at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills in Roseanne's absence. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

When Doug takes Carrie's dad (Jerry Stiller) out for the night, Carrie shows her appreciation in a very amorous way, which leads Doug to spend more time with Arthur. Debbie: Lesli Margherita. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).

After seeing photos of Carrie's stout mother, Doug worries that Carrie will gain weight as well, and tricks her into starting a diet. Doug: Kevin James. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Deacon: Victor Williams. Sara: Lisa Rieffel. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).

Doug learns a secret about Richie's wife (Michele Maika) after a disastrous dinner party. Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. Richie: Larry Romano. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).

Doug is afraid he'll lose Carrie when her boss (Albie Selznick) drives her home in his Jaguar and gives her tickets to see a famous cellist. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Sara: Lisa Rieffel. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Hoop dreams: the brothers Crane attend a Sonics game, where Niles is picked to shoot a prize-winning basket during halftime. Martin: John Mahoney. Francine: Lisa K. Wyatt. Jean-Pierre: Philippe Durand. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Daphne: Jane Leeves. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. (Repeat).

John Glenn portrays himself, thrust into a feud between Roz and Frasier over the direction of a documentary on space exploration. B.K.: Rob Moore. Ed: Tom Slovick. Kenny: Tom McGowan. Roz: Peri Gilpin. Frasier: Kelsey Grammer. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. Martin: John Mahoney. (Repeat).

Martin hits it off with two women, and it's the rich one (Barbara Babcock) his sons scheme to hit up to bail out their bankrupt prep school. William: John Michael Higgins. Estelle: Damara Reilly. Reggie: Michael Canavan. Spencer: Charles Janasz. Martin: John Mahoney. Niles: David Hyde Pierce. (Repeat).

A Wine Club dispute uncorks a feud between Niles and Frasier, who breaks bylaws to host a radio talk show on his grasp of the grape. Frederica: Jennifer Coolidge. Endicott: Charles Cioffi. Gil: Edward Hibbert. Lance: David Norona. Kenny: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).

Although she craves change in her life, Fran can't cope when her mother announces she and Fran's father are breaking up. Nettie: Marilyn Cooper. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

Fran is left friendless when Val gets a beau; C.C. splits with Maxwell. Composer Marvin Hamlisch has a cameo. Pauly: James DiStefano. Val: Rachel Chagall. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).

Fran goes way overboard in her Valentine to Maxwell, whom she thinks is her secret admirer. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Tommy: Michael Bacall. Jeff: Kane Picoy. Val: Rachel Chagall. (Repeat).

Fran discovers that her feet have grown, just when she's due to attend a reunion of foot models. Dr. Roberts: John Astin. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).

Brennan makes a deal with a celebrity professor (David Alan Grier) to be her new intern after he inquires about hosting his children's science show from the Jeffersonian. Meanwhile, a dismembered corpse is identified as a bounty hunter, and the team find they're not the only ones looking for a fugitive who is wanted for murder. (Repeat).

Hannah may be reminded of her war-correspondent days when she's assigned to a story in a dangerous part of town. Meanwhile, a skull found at a construction site is linked to a dancer's decision to switch from ballet to hip-hop. Stephen "tWitch" Boss ("So You Think You Can Dance") guest stars. (Repeat).

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria. However, the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman. (Repeat).

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers. Also, Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. (Repeat).

It's time for the prom, which means it's time for seniors to hope and pray they get the dates they want. Michael Landon. Danny: Mitchell Anderson. Melanie: Kimberly McArthur. Sammy: Joel Hoffman. Kate: Susan Savage. Richard: J. Eddie Peck. Mark: Victor French. (Repeat).

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Professors believe that Herman is the missing link. Herman: Fred Gwynne. Lily: Yvonne DeCarlo. Fagenspahen: Harvey Korman. Hansen: George Petrie. Eddie: Butch Patrick. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

Lily goes on a second honeymoon---with Herman's lookalike. Herman/Johann: Fred Gwynne. Frankenstein: John Abbott. Grandpa: Al Lewis. (Repeat).

A promoter tricks Garvey into playing the patsy in a wrestling match. Hart: Ray Walston. Garvey: Merlin Olsen. Milo Stavroupolis: Leo Gordon. Hans Mueller: John Robert Yates. Alice: Hersha Parady. Anna Stavroupolis: Nora Meerbaum. (Repeat).

Walnut Grove is mesmerized by a faith healer (James Olson). Charles: Michael Landon. Dobbs: Tom Rosqui. Reverend Alden: Dabbs Greer. Mrs. Oleson: Katherine MacGregor. Timothy: Joey Seifers. (Repeat).

Caroline's father, depressed by his wife's death, is urged to write stories as therapy. Charles: Michael Landon. Caroline: Karen Grassle. Laura: Melissa Gilbert. Albert: Matthew Laborteaux. (Repeat).

Gossipy Mrs. Oleson is Walnut Grove's hotel telephone operator. Harold: Royal Dano. Jonathan: Merlin Olsen. Bill Anderson: Sam Edwards. Charles: Michael Landon. Alice's Mother: Marie Denn. Alice: Hersha Parady. (Repeat).

Monk is extremely flattered when Hollywood star David Ruskin (Stanley Tucci) is chosen to play him in a movie and starts taking on his mannerisms. But Natalie is concerned that the actor is taking the role too seriously. Meanwhile, Monk investigates two murders that may be related. (Repeat).

After Julie's basketball coach is murdered, Monk acts as a replacement coach while he investigates the crime. (Repeat).

When Natalie pushes Monk to open his own detective agency, his first case seems a bore: a woman (Sharon Lawrence) who found a nasty note on her car wants Monk to track down its author. But as Monk probes further, he realizes there's more to the case. Jay Bennett: Frederick Weller. (Repeat).

Kelly gets her driver's license---on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. Peg: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's high-school rival. Peg: Katey Sagal. Chuck: Bill Kalmenson. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

When Marcy and Steve (David Garrison) argue over Steve's refusal to shave his beard, he moves in with the Bundys. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).

Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills; Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love---by getting a tattoo. Brian: Kris Kamm. Jimmy: John Dennis Johnston. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).

D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student (Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly) in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own prejudices. Mr. Williams: Lewis Dix Jr. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Mrs. Simms: Lisa Banes. Marvin: Michael Traeger. (Repeat).

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) arrives with a new husband. Joe: Frank Smith. Protester: David Wells. Nurse: Joyce Guy. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).