2024-06-27
Doug enjoys the extra attention Carrie gives him after he falls down the stairs and injures a knee, so he comes up with a plan for the pampering to continue even after he is healed. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie receive a hideous portrait of themselves from Deacon and Kelly as an anniversary present. (Repeat).
When Christy's long-distance relationship begins to fizzle, she seeks the company of a former fling. Also, Bonnie tries to give up coffee. (Repeat).
After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding. Also, Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their "first time." (Repeat).
When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one. (Repeat).
Jill returns from her wellness retreat a changed woman, but Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch. Also, Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following disappointing news. (Repeat).
Sophia enters a walkathon while the others baby-sit the participants' kids. But when it's over, one baby is unclaimed. Estelle Getty, Betty White. Norman: Christopher Burton. Emily's Father: Nat Bernstein. Bob: Ray Combs. (Repeat).
The prospect of guests arriving with no room for them evokes memories of similar situations. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty, Betty White. Stationmaster: Randy Bennett. Clown: Charles Bouvier. (Repeat).
The man in Dorothy's life turns out to be a man of the cloth. Frank Leahy: John McMartin. Father Callahan: Barney McGeary. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Tony: Charles Erikson. Priest: Charles Summers. (Repeat).
Dorothy invites Sophia's sister (Nancy Walker) to stay with them until she finds a place in Miami. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Tony: Joe Alfasa. (Repeat).
Richard Dawson is bussing and the Harpers are fussing when they compete on "Family Feud." Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman, Betty White, Eric Brown. (Repeat).
Mama, Vint and Ed throw Eunice a suprise birthday party at the bigger jigger, problem is she's hoping for a trip to the Babalonian Roof Gardens. The birthday party soon turns ugly as Vint mentions Duke Reeves (he has a poster on the bar announcing his run for congress), who came to the house one day with flowers wanting to take Eunice out for a soda. But Mama turned him down and sent him away. Eun
Mama goes job hunting after deciding "there must be more to life than sitting around watching 'Days of Our Lives' and waiting for the rinse cycle." Vicki Lawrence. Vogelman: John Sylvester White. Clerk: Mina Kolb. (Repeat).
Vint sets a later curfew for Buzz than for Sonja for the dance. Ken Berry, Eric Brown, Karin Argoud. Michael: Steve Nevil. (Repeat).
Mama's family burns when she goes out on a date with an old flame of 40 years before. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry, Harvey Korman. (Repeat).
Mama burns a hole in the dress Fran is planning to wear to a writers' dinner. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. (Repeat).
Claude, having come up with another hair brained scheme, tells Vint that he has a good deal, and Vint could make $1600 (and Claude will make $400 for a finders fee). The plan is for Vint to marry a girl from Portugal who needs her green card to stay in the country. The Family finds out accidently, when Mr. Costa and Zenada drop by for an unannounced visit. It seems Zenada will have to stay with th
A taped lecture on positive thinking transforms Eunice into a warm and radiant woman. Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman. Sally: Gloria De Haven. Bob: Robin Bach. (Repeat).
Vint pawns Mama's treasured silverware to bail Claude out of jail. Ken Berry, Vicki Lawrence, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Mama expects to serve as technical advisor for a '40s-style dance at the high-school gym, until the kids opt for punk instead. Rue McClanahan, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Sophia's gimmick---selling bottled water from the backyard hose---recalls other wild brainstorms from the past. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Young Dorothy: Lyn Greene. Salvadore: Sid Melton. Priscilla: Starr Andreeff. (Repeat).
After Rose's uncle leaves her custody of his "baby," the girls look forward to being mothers again---until they get a load of baby. Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. Chester T. McRainey: Parley Baer. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
A fan-voted playlist with some of the greatest videos ever made from country's top superstars. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Roseanne's "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Bev's passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Darlene's wedding day proves an occasion for Dan to have an urgent heart-to-heart with his daughter. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Mike makes things worse when he tries to mediate a fight between Molly and her family. (Repeat).
Mike reluctantly attends a Halloween party hosted by Molly's boss. (Repeat).
Carl sets his sights high when he attempts to get a date with an extremely attractive woman, played by Holly Robinson Peete. (Repeat).
Mike talks his mom into getting a job, never thinking it will interfere with Molly's life. (Repeat).
Mike cheats on his diet and then tries to keep it a secret from Molly. (Repeat).
Molly asks for Mike's help when she feels overwhelmed by Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning. (Repeat).
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done. (Repeat).
Doug turns 40 and fakes a midlife crisis so Carrie will think he intends to better his life, but all he really wants to do is conquer his fear of riding a monster roller coaster that he was too scared to go on 15 years ago. (Repeat).
Doug pairs off with Kelly, while Carrie goes out with Deacon after the couples realize they have more in common with their friend's spouse than they do with their own; Arthur gives advice to a woman working at a coffee shop. (Repeat).
Carrie plans a weekend getaway with coworkers on a company retreat, but Doug shows up and spoils it; Danny and Spence sneak backstage at a Huey Lewis concert dressed as guards. Huey Lewis appears as himself. (Repeat).