2024-06-27
Mama's family burns when she goes out on a date with an old flame of 40 years before. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry, Harvey Korman. (Repeat).
Mama burns a hole in the dress Fran is planning to wear to a writers' dinner. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. (Repeat).
Claude, having come up with another hair brained scheme, tells Vint that he has a good deal, and Vint could make $1600 (and Claude will make $400 for a finders fee). The plan is for Vint to marry a girl from Portugal who needs her green card to stay in the country. The Family finds out accidently, when Mr. Costa and Zenada drop by for an unannounced visit. It seems Zenada will have to stay with th
A taped lecture on positive thinking transforms Eunice into a warm and radiant woman. Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman. Sally: Gloria De Haven. Bob: Robin Bach. (Repeat).
Vint pawns Mama's treasured silverware to bail Claude out of jail. Ken Berry, Vicki Lawrence, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Mama expects to serve as technical advisor for a '40s-style dance at the high-school gym, until the kids opt for punk instead. Rue McClanahan, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Sophia's gimmick---selling bottled water from the backyard hose---recalls other wild brainstorms from the past. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Young Dorothy: Lyn Greene. Salvadore: Sid Melton. Priscilla: Starr Andreeff. (Repeat).
After Rose's uncle leaves her custody of his "baby," the girls look forward to being mothers again---until they get a load of baby. Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. Chester T. McRainey: Parley Baer. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
A fan-voted playlist with some of the greatest videos ever made from country's top superstars. (Repeat).
Music videos from country music's biggest names, iconic artists, and rising stars are featured. (Repeat).
Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Roseanne's "opinionated, blue-collar outlook" lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Bev's passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Darlene's wedding day proves an occasion for Dan to have an urgent heart-to-heart with his daughter. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. (Repeat).
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception. Dr. Rucker: Jeff Williams. Roseanne: Roseanne. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Dan returns home from the hospital with orders for a new diet plan---and strict orders from Roseanne for changing his lifestyle. Dan: John Goodman. Dr. Walker: Jana Robbins. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).
Mike makes things worse when he tries to mediate a fight between Molly and her family. (Repeat).
Mike reluctantly attends a Halloween party hosted by Molly's boss. (Repeat).
Carl sets his sights high when he attempts to get a date with an extremely attractive woman, played by Holly Robinson Peete. (Repeat).
Mike talks his mom into getting a job, never thinking it will interfere with Molly's life. (Repeat).
Mike cheats on his diet and then tries to keep it a secret from Molly. (Repeat).
Molly asks for Mike's help when she feels overwhelmed by Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning. (Repeat).
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done. (Repeat).
Doug turns 40 and fakes a midlife crisis so Carrie will think he intends to better his life, but all he really wants to do is conquer his fear of riding a monster roller coaster that he was too scared to go on 15 years ago. (Repeat).
Doug pairs off with Kelly, while Carrie goes out with Deacon after the couples realize they have more in common with their friend's spouse than they do with their own; Arthur gives advice to a woman working at a coffee shop. (Repeat).
Carrie plans a weekend getaway with coworkers on a company retreat, but Doug shows up and spoils it; Danny and Spence sneak backstage at a Huey Lewis concert dressed as guards. Huey Lewis appears as himself. (Repeat).
A driver from a rival delivery service befriends Doug, whose buddies are suspicious of the guy's motive; Carrie mentors a troubled 16-year-old girl, but the teen ends up having more of an influence on her. (Repeat).
Carrie decides to put Arthur in a retirement home after he accidentally sets a fire in the basement. But Doug isn't sure they should ship him out after he learns a surprising secret about Arthur. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence argue over who gets the larger bedroom in their apartment since Danny promised that, after two years, he would move out and let Spence have it. (Repeat).
Bonnie locks horns with Jill's "inner strength" coach, Miranda. Also, Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again, and Christy's boyfriend, Patrick, is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend. (Repeat).
Christy is blindsided by a surprising offer from her boyfriend, Patrick. Also, Bonnie struggles to be the stable one in her relationship after Adam experiences a devastating loss. (Repeat).
When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance, Tammy, and Christy helps Bonnie make amends. (Repeat).
Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading and decides to have plastic surgery. Dr. Taylor: Joseph Whipp. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Nurse: Jody Price. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Dorothy blames herself when her pupil wins a writing contest---only to alert the INS that he's an illegal alien. Beatrice Arthur. Sam Burns: John Braden. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Dorothy's daughter arrives with the news that her husband cheated on her, so she left him. Beatrice Arthur. Stan: Herbert Edelman. Dennis: Jonathan Perpich. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's ex-husband (Jerry Reed) pops up after a long absence, determined to take Naomi back to Florida with him. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Betty White. (Repeat).
Ellen is being honored as Woman of the Year at the Raytown Country Club banquet, but to her dismay, her family is invited to attend. Mayor: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Ailing Naomi shows every sign that the stork is on the way---to an uncertain reception in a nest already full. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Doctor: Don Keller. (Repeat).
Eunice, Ellen and Naomi offer wildly different versions of the gooseberry-jam cook who nearly cooked Mama's goose. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Ellen: Betty White. (Repeat).