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Lily winds up with the strangest bedfellow after Dean fails to pitch enough woo on her 16th birthday. Meanwhile, Henry and Jimmy put Sean's shoddy fathering skills to the test with a con game and a hot-wings binge. Dean: Mike Vogel. Alison: Autumn Reeser. (Repeat).

Lily, Brad and Jimmy are tired of Walt interfering in their lives, so they decide to find him a date. Elsewhere, Sean involuntarily gets involved in Eddie's girlfriend troubles; and Claudia struggles to get Henry to finish his breakfast. Nicole: Elena Lyons. Lomax: David Herman. Carla: Loren Freeman. (Repeat).

ALF finds a box containing photos of Kate's old boyfriends and a list of goals, which includes Willie's dream of sky diving. Joe Namath: Himself. Willie: Max Wright. Nolan: Michael Lemon. Dean Houseman: Ivan Bonar. (Repeat).

The family car is disabled, so ALF salvages gold from his crippled spaceship and buys Lynn a Ferrari. Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Bert: Robert Costanzo. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Family road trips; crazy theme park rides; and more. (Repeat).

Kids showing off their stuff; a look on planes and glides from higher perspective; and a wedding party going south. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Featuring the best sports pranks. (Repeat).

Featuring the best pranks in the park. (Repeat).

A UFO crashes into the Tanner's garage and they suddenly have a friendly alien living with them. (Repeat).

ALF is confined to Willie and Kate's bedroom while Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian. Willie: Max Wright. Delivery Man: Marc Levine. Police Officer: Lisle Wilson. Burglar: Larry Hankin. Trevor: John La Motta. (Repeat).

ALF, the prime suspect in the disappearance of Lucky the cat, sneaks out to prove his innocence and winds up in the dog pound. Willie: Max Wright. Heidi: Carrie Lorraine. Attendant: Darwin Joston. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Upset by nuclear armament, ALF cracks the Air Force One radio-signal codes and calls the President, landing Willie in jail. Steele: Vince McKewin. Addison: Meshach Taylor. Hogarth: Richard Sanders. (Repeat).

Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even. (Repeat).

Jim helps out around the house when Cheryl's uncle passes away, but becomes suspicious when her mourning begins to look permanent. (Repeat).

Oscar sets out to prove to Charlotte how he's capable of being responsible when he volunteers to take her son Caleb trick-or-treating on Halloween, while Felix celebrates the holiday by leading the kids in their building on a haunted history tour. (Repeat).

Carol insists that the family rearrange their positions in the Miller cemetery plot because of the two divorces. Nathan then tries to get ex-wife Janice to sign back her eternal resting space to the family. (Repeat).

When Reverend Paul calls on Mike to teach Sunday School, Mike convinces Kyle to take his place. Meanwhile, Eve fears Mandy and Kristin are taking advantage of Jen at home. (Repeat).

Mike invites Mandy to sit in on a business meeting with an aggressive sales rep in an effort to help get her clothing line off the ground and into stores. Meanwhile, Ed hires Kyle to transcribe his life story. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck get their game on when Ed has a pinball machine installed in the office. Meanwhile, Kristen and Mandy become jealous of a poem Vanessa wrote for Jen. (Repeat).

In the Season 7 finale, Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, so Mike gives them some tough love. Meanwhile Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss, Bob, for a raise. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Andy and Jim when the former tries to sell a grill that the latter had given him a few years ago. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Tired of always being dragged to musicals with Cheryl, Jim tries to find a more suitable companion for her outings. (Repeat).

Tim blames a headache on a talk with Jill's feminist friend, and Brad prepares for his first date. Karen: Betsy Randle. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim tries but fails to answer Jill's request for a birthday gift that suits her instead of him. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Bob Vila visits "Tool Time," where Tim's talents pale by comparison with those of "the pioneer in home repair." Tim Allen, Richard Karn, Patricia Richardson. Binford: Noble Willingham. Curtis: Aaron Freeman. (Repeat).

Tim volunteers the family to test camping gear, nixing a weekend with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Binford: Noble Willingham. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Lisa: Pamela Denise Anderson. (Repeat).

Mike brings home a duck he hunted, but Kristin objects to exposing Boyd to such violence. Boyd then refuses to eat meat, prompting Mike to help his grandson understand the circle of life. (Repeat).

Mike wants to give Vanessa a stress-free holiday without their daughters and grandson, so he tries to send the kids away for Christmas. Meanwhile, Ed goes turkey hunting and shoots a bald eagle by mistake. (Repeat).

Eve gets suspended for calling a classmate a bad name, and Mike is shocked the school classifies this as bullying. Elsewhere, Ryan finds employment, and then he purchases a motorcycle, which disappoints Kristin. (Repeat).

Mike informs Outdoor Man's longtime architect that he may lose his job to a youthful, pretty replacement. Meanwhile, Vanessa gets a promotion at work, but she worries that it was based on beauty and not merit. (Repeat).

Eric and Red resort to a drastic measure after forgetting Kitty's birthday; being Jackie's friend takes an odd turn for Kelso. Caroline: Allison Munn. Caller: Doug Killen. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Jackie tests Kelso's relationship capabilities; the boys' prank on a rival school backfires; Bob and Midge don't invite Red and Kitty to their party. Tiffany: Keri Lynn Pratt. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Midge: Tanya Roberts. (Repeat).

Valerie Harper plays Kitty's sister, whose new success sparks sibling envy; Eric tries to impress Donna with a move from an adult film. Teenage Kitty: Ashley Peldon. Teenage Paula: Kala Savage. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Kitty recruits Eric, Red, Kelso and Hyde to help at her church fund-raiser, but they're more interested in helping themselves. Glen: John Ratzenberger. Caroline: Allison Munn. Iris: Suzanne Spoke. Pastor Dave: Kevin McDonald. Ed: Don Perry. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 premiere, Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. Also, Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office, and seek a way to solve it so it doesn't become a problem at home. Also, the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Sean discovers he was the last to learn that Brad and Lily slept together. So when Brad is mysteriously injured, everyone thinks Sean is the culprit. Brad: Bret Harrison. (Repeat).

Sean and Eddie encounter a protest rally by the PTA when they hire strippers for the bar to help make ends meet. Meanwhile, Brad asks Lily to break up with her boyfriend. Dean: Mike Vogel. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Veronica: Kelly Rebecca Walsh. Albert: Frank D'Amico. (Repeat).

After he complains about the family camping trip, ALF is told to leave, and soon he finds himself in an "alien" environment. Willie: Max Wright. Artie: Mickey Jones. Sam: Sam Whipple. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Willie and ALF get lost searching for a Christmas-tree farm after an artificial tree fails to imbue the family with holiday spirit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Features priceless family photos and more. (Repeat).

A compilation of pool party antics, wedding hijinks and more. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Featuring the best restaurant pranks. (Repeat).

Featuring the best pranks in the mall. (Repeat).

Stung by implications that he's a drain on the family, ALF decides to pull his own weight and gets a job selling cosmetics. Willie: Max Wright. Mary Jo: Mary Jo Catlett. Sandy: Sandy Freeman. Myrna: Myrna White. (Repeat).

ALF connects with a blind woman he heard on a radio talk show and enlists Lynn to help him meet her. Jody: Andrea Covell. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Brian's birthday is a bittersweet occasion for ALF, who realizes he'll never see his Melmac buddies or his girlfriend Rhonda (Lisa Buckley). Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. Skip: Bob Fappiano. (Repeat).

ALF, upset that Lynn is spending time with a cute guy, writes her a poem, which becomes a song---and then a video. Scott: Kurt McKinney. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Jim and Ryan are shocked to learn that images of Cheryl and Dana have surfaced in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video. (Repeat).

Ryan's trip to Africa for a humanitarian mission puts him in hot water with Dana, who's getting ready to have their baby. So Jim unexpectedly pitches in when she goes into labor, though this father of three is a virgin when it comes to the delivery room. (Repeat).

Oscar reconnects with many significant people from Walter's life when he agrees to carry out his father's final wish to spread his ashes behind the candy factory he used to own. (Repeat).

Nathan and Debbie trade parents living with them when they each think the other sibling has it easier. (Repeat).

Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome, while Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family and unknowingly upsets Mandy in the process. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in. Also, Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle into doing all their married chores. Jay Leno guest stars as Joe. (Repeat).

After a chat with Bonnie, Mike struggles to balance his need for "Me Time" and finding common hobbies with Vanessa. Meanwhile, Kyle and Ryan mourn the passing of their favorite fantasy writer. (Repeat).

When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head. Meanwhile, Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie. (Repeat).

The Season 2 finale: After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together. Also, Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 premiere, Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. Also, Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret. (Repeat).

Cheryl dismisses Jim's claims that he doesn't want to celebrate his 50th birthday. She plans a surprise party anyway, and he, of course, sets out to ruin it. (Repeat).

Jim's dissatisfaction with women leads to a confrontation with God (Lee Majors), who challenges Jim to try to improve the gender's behavior. (Repeat).

Jim worries that he's gone too far when he begins a secret campaign to boost Cheryl's confidence after she fears that her beauty is fading. (Repeat).

Cheryl takes the bull by the horns when it comes to the family's health and safety, but it still can't prevent Jim from being injured during his daily run. (Repeat).

Despite Tim's discarding of a chain letter, George Foreman agrees to be a guest on "Tool Time." Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Karen: Betsy Randle. (Repeat).

Did Jill tell him? Did Tim listen? Plans for a night at the opera hinge on the answers, made clearer with outside help. Eddie: Ernest Borgnine. Hick: Jack Elam. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill invades man's sacred space---the garage---with her pottery wheel; and Al takes a turn at hosting "Tool Time," and finds it isn't as easy as it looks. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's sister's marital problems disrupt Tim's poker game. Robin: Amy Ryan. Charlie: Tom Verica. Fred: Raye Birk. Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Baxters' hiring of a new housekeeper brings with it questions of immigration, which ultimately lead Ed to check the green-card status of employees at Outdoor Man. Meanwhile, Kristin comes up with a clever moneymaking plan. (Repeat).

Patriotic Mike hangs his prize U.S. flag in the yard, inspiring 14-year-old Eve to contemplate enlisting in a Junior ROTC program, which doesn't quite fly with her mother. Later, an encounter with a female soldier at a VFW leaves a mark on the aspiring young servicemember. (Repeat).