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This spoof of military life finds an Army reservist going on active duty in the North African desert. (Repeat).

The revenge of the penguins; a grizzly with an itch; an elk's sense of smell; and more. (Repeat).

A floor cleaning experiment; dog's gardening techniques; and a one-man destroyer. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

In the pilot, Kevin (Ron Eldard) tries to conceive of himself as a father after Sarah (Justine Bateman) dreams she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Jamie agrees to help his sexy neighbor (Anna Gunn). Jamie: Rob Schneider. (Repeat).

Kevin suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that Sarah dated someone else when they split two years ago. Meanwhile, Jamie suffers a painful neck injury after throwing himself in front of a car to gain the sympathy of two gorgeous tire models. The ploy works and the guys go out on a double date with the models, but their ""hot"" evening turns chilly when Kevin unexpectedly gets cold feet. (Repea

Kevin loses sleep over whether to buy a bed with Sarah (Justine Bateman) after he convinces himself she's trying to smother him emotionally. Cherie: Julia Campbell. Harry: James Greene. (Repeat).

Kevin tries to sweep Sarah off her feet with a romantic dinner, but winds up falling flat on his face. Meanwhile, Jamie focuses on a career in crime-scene photography. Cop No. 1: David Crowley. Cop No. 2: Adam Drescher. (Repeat).

When Sarah moves in with Kevin while her apartment is being fumigated, she and Jamie drive him buggy by competing for his attention. Cherie: Julia Campbell. Kevin: Ron Eldard. Sarah: Justine Bateman. Jamie: Rob Schneider. (Repeat).

Jamie falls in love with a cleaning woman that he and Kevin hired. But it's far from a match maid, er, made in heaven: she doesn't speak or understand English. Esperanza: Marisol Padilla Sanchez. Older Woman: Betty Murphy. (Repeat).

Jim balks at unsettling visions of the future when he repeatedly strikes out in giving advice to Kyle during his son's baseball game. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Oscar and Felix deal with their issues by seeking the advice of a counselor in their apartment building. Meanwhile, their friends' lives become more complicated thanks to Oscar's opinions on relationships and Felix's meddling. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to get his parents back together by showing them all of their sentimental family possessions, hoping it will cause them to remember the good times they've had. (Repeat).

When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him. Meanwhile, Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making. (Repeat).

After finding out that Ed is skipping Oudoorman's Annual Bass Festival for Bonnie's fancy art gala, Mike attempts to convince his mother-in-law to have a change of heart. Meanwhile, Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin and things don't go as planned. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's Annual Chili Cook-Off. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother/daughter luncheon. (Repeat).

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her State Assembly campaign. Meanwhile, Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue on their flip house. Also, Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse, Funches, and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed. Also, Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules. (Repeat).

Jim decides to use a gift certificate he gave to Andy after he realizes it's about to expire, but has to think fast when Andy also remembers---and asks Jim out to dinner. (Repeat).

When his children's arguing gets out of control, Jim decrees a tribunal system to sort out their differences. But after Jim and Andy have a dispute, the kids subject the adults to the same arena of justice. Dylan and Cole Sprouse ("The Suite Life of Zack & Cody") guest star. (Repeat).

Andy fears his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily, may be in jeopardy when Jim offers to take her daughters to a concert with Ruby and Gracie. (Repeat).

Andy is convinced that Emily is going to dump him on their six-week anniversary, since all his other girlfriends left after that duration, but Dana has a plan to boost his self-esteem. (Repeat).

Tim stays with Al (Richard Karn) to avoid Mark's chicken pox; Michael and Mario Andretti guest on"Tool Time." Cynthia: Debra Engle. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Jill lands a job, but someone's taking Tim's as "Tool Time" producer---the sponsor's daughter (Vicki Lewis). Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim is reluctant to make out a will; the "Al Borland Fan Club" makes its debut. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Tim is asked to lie by his friend (Tony Carriero) about the fact that he's been out with someone other than Jill's friend (Betsy Randle). Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Felix encourages Oscar and the gang to attend church in support of Dani who has a choir solo, which she is preparing for with help from Felix. (Repeat).

A heated argument between Felix and Oscar leads the friends to decide to try a new living arrangement—and find new roommates—in the Season 3 finale. (Repeat).

A boisterous bumbler vows to save his late father's auto-parts business with the aid of a prissy company man. (Repeat).

A self-made millionaire enrolls in college to get closer to his son. While there, the blunt-speaking blue-collar mogul butts heads with academics, and falls for an attractive English teacher. (Repeat).

A slovenly photographer stands to inherit a fortune if he can give up smoking, drinking, gambling and all his other unhealthy habits for a year. (Repeat).

Funny baby talk; kids learning about the birds and the bees; and the presentation of "The Brother of the Year Award." (Repeat).

A boisterous bumbler vows to save his late father's auto-parts business with the aid of a prissy company man. (Repeat).

This spoof of military life finds an Army reservist going on active duty in the North African desert. (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation. Jen struggles with accepting his plus-one..Meanwhile, the Outdoor Man crew debate over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart. (Repeat).

A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated. Meanwhile, Ryan overacts after taking Kyle's psych test. (Repeat).

Adam offers to eat a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, but his love of meat proves a hard habit to break. (Repeat).

Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, but is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list. Also, Don and Adam give out bonuses at work and everyone tries to figure out how to spend them. (Repeat).

Although pregnancy has confined Cheryl to her bed, she still wants to have her normal game night. But Dana suspects there will be the usual foul play. (Repeat).

Jim is anxious for Cheryl's bed rest to be over so she can help with the household chores again, but he hears conflicting stories about how long her inactivity should last. (Repeat).

In the seventh-season finale, Jim gets a visit from the Devil (James Lipton), who intends to collect on a promise Jim made years before in order to make Cheryl fall in love with him. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Jill's increased job duties have Tim running the house, perhaps into the ground. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" welcomes the Manhattan Transfer; Brad and Randy take from the charity money they've collected. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Brad protests Tim's public hugs; and Jill protests Tim's revamping of their closet. Rock: Casey Sander. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Pete: Mickey Jones. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

What's Jill's is Tim's, but what's Tim's isn't "technically" Jill's---according to Tim, who finds himself in Jill's doghouse. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim is opposed to having a vasectomy---especially after the procedure is explained by a female urologist (Caroline McWilliams). Harry: Blake Clark. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

On "Tool Time," Columbia astronauts show footage of themselves in space using Tim's gifts; Jill vetoes Mark's desire for flying lessons. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Mrs. Kluzewski: Pat Crawford Brown. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).