2024-07-09
Arthur asks Doug and Carrie to pay for braces after Major draws a picture of him with crooked teeth; and Kelly hires Spence to be a houseboy after he loses his job. (Repeat).
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they're cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence. (Repeat).
Doug becomes a vegetarian after he hits and nearly kills a chicken with his truck. Carrie is supportive of Doug's new lifestyle until he tries to force it on her. At work, Carrie's boss gives her a thick novel to read so they can talk about it, but the book proves to be too boring for Carrie to get through. (Repeat).
Doug attends his 20th high-school reunion and teams up with a former bad boy (Adam Sandler), who is now the school's vice principal, to get revenge on their mean-spirited principal, who is still on the job. Back at home, Carrie and Arthur try to watch a movie together, but they can't agree on which one to see. (Repeat).
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment. Mohel: Charles Levin. Myra: Jeannie Elias. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Mrs. Sweedler: Debra Mooney. (Repeat).
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman who's game to help George learn why he's been dumped. Gwen: Linda Kash. Driver: Christopher Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race. Peter Keleghan. Newman: Wayne Knight. George: Jason Alexander. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Bonnie has suspicions that Christy still has feelings for her former husband. (Repeat).
Christy lands a job as Jill's personal assistant when the restaurant closes for renovations. Meanwhile, Bonnie answers a wrong number, only to fall for the man on the other end of the line. (Repeat).
Christy encourages Bonnie to date a great new man, only to realize he may not be as terrific as originally thought after discovering a secret from his past. (Repeat).
Jodi's boyfriend arrives at an A.A. meeting and Christy struggles to show him the compassion he needs. Meanwhile, Bonnie's new boyfriend feels left out because Bonnie spends so much time at A.A. (Repeat).
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Opie worries he'll make a fool of himself if he attends his school dance, so Andy teaches him a few steps. Sharon: Ronda Jeter. Johnny: Richard Keith. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Gypsies curse Mayberry with a drought after Andy chases them out of town. Jamie Farr guest stars in the 1966 episode, shot seven years before he appeared as Cpl. Klinger on "M*A*S*H." Murrillos: Vito Scotti. Sabella: Francesca Bellini. La Farona: Argentina Brunetti. Bluett: Jason Johnson. (Repeat).
Goober falls for the diner's pretty new waitress (Alberta Nelson), but she only has eyes for Andy. Goober: George Lindsey. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee agrees to care for her niece's baby for the weekend, but the infant cries whenever Bee picks her up. Salesman: Alvy Moore. Martha: Candice Howard. Darryl: Jim Connell. Pete: Ronny Dapo. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Hawkeye is enraged by a ghoulish colonel (Charles Aidman) who seems to love his job---predicting casualties. Meanwhile, Charles and Margaret become ill after eating canned pheasant, and Klinger reminisces with a patient from Toledo. Danker: Jerry Houser. Johnson: David Lyman. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. The members of the 4077th are worried when Margaret and Hawkeye get lost in enemy territory on their way to another unit. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Potter: Harry Morgan. Directors Alda and Burt Metcalfe were nominated for Emmy and Directors Guild Awards. Written by Alda. (Repeat).
Conclusion. A harrowing night in enemy territory drives Margaret and Hawkeye into each other's arms, but it's not long before they're driving each other crazy. Aylesworth: Doug Rowe. North Korean: Jon Yune. South Korean: James Saito. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Margaret: Loretta Swit. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Nominated for a Directors Guild Award (Alda and Burt Metcalfe). Written by Alda. (Repeat).
Ben intervenes when a con man tries to cheat four sisters out of their inheritance. Ara: Vera Miles. Gabrielle: Lyn Edgington. Joe: Michael Landon. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Lorraine: Madeline Mack. Sheriff: Ray Teal. Heather: Melinda Plowman. (Repeat).
Festus's prisoner is a roguish thief who is long on charm but short on ethics. Festus: Ken Curtis. Martha: Beth Brickell. Caleb: Clay O'Brien. Matt: James Arness. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
David Wayne as an alcoholic judge content to play puppet for the town boss. Rob: Mitch Vogel. Matt: James Arness. Sheriff: Warren Kemmerling. (Repeat).
A noose awaits Newly in a backwoods community where he performed an unsuccessful emergency operation. Kermit: Billy Green Bush. Tim: Jimmy Van Patten. Grandma: Jessamine Milner. (Repeat).
A morality drama about a wounded outlaw and two women asked to take care of him. Nellie: Kathleen Nolan. Susan: Kathy Cannon. Matt: James Arness. Newt: George DiCenzo. Sam: Henry Olek. (Repeat).
Bee's old flame, Roger (Wallace Ford), returns to Mayberry and rekindles their relationship, but Andy can't stand the man and fears Bee just might marry him. Floyd: Howard McNear. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Barney tries to teach a stray dog he names Blue to be a crime-fighting bloodhound. Blue turns out to be just a lazy mutt, but that doesn't stop Barney from taking him to track down a crook. Howard Morris (a.k.a. Ernest T. Bass) is heard in a voice-over as Leonard Blush. Morris also directed the episode. Neal: Arthur Batanides. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Andy finds himself the man in the middle when he tries to patch things up between Barney and Thelma Lou, after the lovebirds have a spat. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
When Barney tickets bully Fred Plummer (Allan Melvin) for littering, Fred promises to get his money's worth by beating up Barney the next time he catches him out of uniform. Melvin later became better known as Sam the butcher on "The Brady Bunch." Izamoto: Yoki Shimoda. Rev. Tucker: William Keene. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Opie finds a wallet with $50 in it and Andy tells him he can keep the cash if no one claims the money within a week. Rigsby: Jon Lormer. Mrs. Rigsby: Mary Jackson. Mac: Bill McLean. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Ray is horrified when he learns that Marie read his personal journal that he kept when he was a kid. But Marie is even more upset---over one of Ray's journal entries about her. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra go out to dinner on Valentine's Day, only to discover that they don't have anything to say to each other. Of course, their lack of conversation later sparks a lot of discussion from Debra. Waiter: Eric Ramirez. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray becomes obsessed with getting the twins more masculine roles in a school play when he learns they are playing fairies. Sarah: Diana-Maria Riva. Father: Michael Duddie. Josh: Isaiah Griffin. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Marie arranges for Robert's Italian girlfriend, Stefania (Alex Meneses), to visit him in hopes that the two of them will get married. Marco: David Proval. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray buys a vacuum cleaner from a sexy sales girl (Tricia O'Kelley) and then must convince Debra that he cleaned up on the deal. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Tension rises when Marie asks Debra to return a borrowed canister that Debra claims she returned, but Marie doesn't believe her. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray tries to persuade Debra to let him invest some of their savings in a new go-cart track that two of his friends are planning. Scott: Bob Odenkirk. Walter: Brian Posehn. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from their priest and run into friends who recently had a child. (Repeat).