2024-09-18
Gomer makes a citizen's arrest on Barney when the deputy makes an illegal U-turn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Barney: Don Knotts. Otis: Hal Smith. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Opie and his pals play Robin Hood and steal from so-called rich Mayberry folks so they can feed a hobo (Douglas Fowley) who tells them that lawmen can't be trusted. Johnny: Richard Keith. Howie: Dennis Rush. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
It's Barney to the rescue after a landslide traps Andy and Helen in a cave. What he doesn't know, however, is that the two have already escaped. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).
Ray goes to great lengths and considerable expense to get back a valuable trading card that Ally had but Ray made her return because he thought she was getting taken in a trade. Russell: Paul Reubens. Parker: David Hunt. Tyler: Scotty Leavenworth. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray, Frank and Robert are amazed when Debra makes braciole and it actually tastes good, but Marie is crushed that Debra may be turning into a good cook. Andy: Andy Kindler. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra encourage Ray's parents to broaden their social life, but Frank and Marie can't seem to do it without including Ray in the mix. Seth: Dom Irrera. Harry: David Byrd. Rita: Anna Berger. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray can't understand why Debra wants some time to be alone, and when he tells his parents about it, they really can't understand. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Robert becomes depressed when he learns that he must spend another three weeks recuperating at his parents' house, and Frank and Marie become desperate to get him to move out earlier. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Ray believes PMS is to blame for Debra's foul mood, so he tries to come up with a cure for her "ladies' days" symptoms. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Robert returns to work after recovering from being gored by a bull, but quickly quits the force after he freezes during a confrontation, prompting Ray to step in and force Robert to face his fears. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Amy: Monica Horan. Store Owner: Richard Assad. Teenager: Alex Solowitz. Robert: Brad Garrett. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
On Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie recall the first time they said they loved each other and the first time Doug met Arthur and his wife, Lily (Florence Henderson). Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Young Carrie: Madison Lanc. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they attend an out-of-town funeral---and things couldn't go worse. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Deacon keep raising the stakes in their efforts to play the best practical joke on each other. Also, Arthur takes a job as a delivery man in Carrie's office. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spero: Dom Irrera. Kim: Melissa Chan. John: Michael Blieden. Brustman: Gregory White. Don: Michael Sorce. Kenny: Richard Minervini. (Repeat).
Doug's Christmas gift of a camera to Carrie turns out negative when she gets a better one from Pruzan (Alex Skuby). Also, Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the Heffernans, so Arthur plans to give him a screenplay. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Salesman: Miguel Marcott. John: Michael Bleiden. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie try to get out of attending a friend's wedding when they learn it's going to be in Maryland, a five-hour drive away; Arthur and Spence pretend to be father and son in order to cash in on a shoe sale. Lisa: Eliza Coyle. Guy: Tom Chick. Harold: Michael Fairman. Scott: Jeff Witzke. John: Michael Blieden. Bart: Davis Mikaels. Photographer: Daniel Passer. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. (Repeat).
Doug sets up his sister (Ricki Lake) with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Mrs. Horowitz: Nancy Cassaro. Marc: Colleen O'Shaughnessey. (Repeat).
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked. Dave Dunard. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner (Brian George), Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer. Monica: Dawn Arnemann. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry. Delivery Boy: Ping Wu. Repairman: John Apicella. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty (Tawny Kitaen) whose brain is a beaut. Earl: Roy Brocksmith. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie help Tammy with a difficult decision when her long-lost aunt, Cookie, appears with a surprising proposition. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie support Marjorie when she attempts to reconnect with her estranged son. Also, Tammy sees another side of Jill while working as her employee. (Repeat).
Christy is troubled when sparks fly between Tammy and Chef Rudy. Also, Bonnie overreacts when her therapist, Trevor, accuses her of rejecting his help. (Repeat).
After a successful kidney transplant surgery, Bonnie is concerned that Tammy's Aunt Cookie is taking her second chance for granted. Also, Christy tries to track down a handsome stranger she believes is her soulmate. (Repeat).
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Goober mixes up a dinner invitation for Andy, who winds up having to eat three spaghetti dinners on the same evening. Uncle Albert: Emory Parnell. Mrs. Sprague: Mabel Albertson. Goober: George Lindsey. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Andy visits Barney in Raleigh and learns that his former deputy is danger of losing his job, so Andy helps him solve a string of robberies. This 1967 episode was the first of two consecutive installments to feature Don Knotts, who left the series as a regular at the end of the show's fifth season in 1965. Ma Parker: Betty Kean. Henry: Richard Chambers. Agnes: Margaret Teele. Leroy: Gene Rutherford
Barney visits Mayberry and ends up escorting a former girlfriend (Diahn Williams), who is now a Hollywood starlet, to a movie premiere. This is the second of two January 1967 episodes Don Knotts appeared in. He won an Emmy for his performance, which was the fifth time he carried home the award for his Barney Fife role. Carson: Chet Stratton. Harriet: Christine Burke. Miss Clark: Luana Anders. (Rep
Andy's high-school sweetheart (Joanna McNeil) moves back to Mayberry and Helen believes Andy wants to rekindle his romance with her. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Famed fighter General "Iron Guts" Kelly (James Gregory) dies in action, but not the kind that looks good on a war record. Col. Wortman: Keene Curtis. Able: Bobbie Mitchell. Kwok: Byron Chung. GI: Jeff Maxwell. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).
A seriocomic episode (and the first without a laugh track) is set in the operating room, where the doctors are overwhelmed by casualties. Maj. Freedman: Allan Arbus. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Gene Reynolds' direction earned an Emmy, and the script by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks won a Writers Guild Award. (Repeat).
Spring brings out the sap in everyone, especially an overly grateful---and oversized---patient (Alex Karras). Meanwhile, Radar romances a nurse (Mary Kay Place) and Klinger gets married over the telephone. Pasco: Greg Mabrey. Corpsman: Roy Goldman. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Klinger: Jamie Farr. (Repeat).
Ben befriends a Yankee who's being troubled by a bitter Southerner. The man wants to drive him away---or kill him. Ben: Lorne Greene. Seth: Harry Townes. Joe: Michael Landon. Lori: Susan Howard. Candy: David Canary. Hop Sing: Victor Sen Yung. (Repeat).
Determined sodbuster vs. unyielding cattle baron (Alex Cord, Morgan Woodward). Matt: James Arness. Clarabelle: Katherine Justice. John: Leif Garrett. Maria: Dawn Lyn. (Repeat).
After Miss Kitty shoots a menacing outlaw, his brother seeks revenge. Jay Wrenchen: Angus Duncan. Cord Wrechen: Steve Forrest. Burke: Ted Jordan. Miss Kitty: Amanda Blake. (Repeat).
The Dog Soldiers gang takes revenge on Matt for killing one of their members by shooting Miss Kitty. Jude Bonner: William Smith. Gov. Martinson: James Chandler. Lafitte: Jeffrey Lewis. Amy Lee: Nina Roman. Virgil Bonner: Marco St. John. Toke: Hal Baylor. (Repeat).
Horse fever strikes Dodge...an affliction that makes a poor sodbuster desert his farm to race his prized quarter horse. Frye: Tom Skerritt. Festus: Ken Curtis. Bess Frye: Collin Wilcox-Horne. Matt: James Arness. Ed Wells: Scott Brady. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
Opie's new best friend (David A. Bailey) becomes his foe when Andy starts giving the boy some attention, which leads Andy to teach his son a lesson in sharing. Barney: Don Knotts. Johnny: Richard Keith. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee and her friends stir up support for a small farmer (Charles Lane) who is being forced to sell his land to make way for a new road. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronnie Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).