2024-09-19
Carrie bans sex for two weeks after reading an article about couples who use sex as a substitute for communication; Arthur dates a woman (Pamela Gordon) who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug dreams he's a character caught lying on "The Honeymooners," "Wheel of Fortune" and "The Young and the Restless," after he lies to Carrie and begins to worry she's going to find out. Guest stars include Pat Sajak, Vanna White, Melody Thomas Scott, Peter Bergman and Scott Reeves. (Repeat).
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. Big mistake. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns her father's care over to Doug. A bigger mistake. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Enid: Pamela Gordon. Chick: J.J. Johnston. (Repeat).
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George (Jason Alexander), who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis. Ava: Teri Austin. (Repeat).
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish. Owen: Edward Penn. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton) go off the wagon. Evie: Bridget Sienna. Lippman: Richard Fancy. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Subway adventures from 1992: A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped to a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding. (Repeat).
Richard tries to make Ritchie take an interest in his work, while Christine attempts to take an interest in her brother's life. She attends a party with him, where she runs into one of Matthew's former girlfriends and tries to help get them back together, even though he asked her not to. (Repeat).
It's Richard's 41st birthday and a fight breaks out between the Christines over the perfect gift that Christine suggested, but new Christine purchased without mentioning who thought of it. (Repeat).
Christine takes some sleeping pills that cause her to behave even more irrationally than usual and she ends up rekindling her romance with Burton (Matt Letscher), but finds he is only tolerable while she is on the medication. (Repeat).
Richard's popular brother, Joe (Charles Esten), visits with some surprising news: he is gay and wants to keep it quiet, but coming out to Christine wasn't the best choice for secrecy on the subject. (Repeat).
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Aunt Bee invests in a Chinese restaurant in Mayberry and goes to work, but complications develop. Keye Luke, who five years later starred on "Kung Fu" as Master Po, guest stars. Jack: Lloyd Kino. Ella: Ruth Thom. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Howard buys the building that houses Floyd's barbershop and then raises the rent, which prompts a furious Floyd to move out. Harry: Dave Ketchum. Cyrus: George Cisar. Coefield: James O'Rear. Floyd: Howard McNear. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
The Andy Griffith Show is an American sitcom first televised on CBS between October 3, 1960 and April 1, 1968. Andy Griffith portrays the widowed sheriff of the fictional small community of Mayberry, North Carolina. His life is complicated by an inept, but well-meaning deputy, Barney Fife, a spinster aunt and housekeeper, Aunt Bee, and a precocious young son, Opie. Local ne'er-do-wells, bumbling p
Andy's jealous when Helen sells a children's book to a publisher, then has to work closely with a handsome editor (Keith Andes). Mavis: Elaine Joyce. Flask: Laurie Main. Mosby: Tom Palmer. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).
Trapper bristles when he's ordered to undergo a medical checkup, but the condition he's hiding may be his ticket home. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).
Father Mulcahy tries to accommodate a GI's request for a Jewish religious ceremony; Henry is worried his wife may be cheating on him; Hawkeye tries to solve a puzzle to win a pony. Chim Sah: Sachiko Penny Lee. Nurse: Patricia Stevens. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).
The men of the 4077th must cope without the female contingent when an enemy offensive forces the evacuation of the nurses. Capt. Spalding: Loudon Wainwright III. Able: Bobbie Mitchell. Mr. Kwang: Leland Sun. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).
Candy endangers his life when he helps the widow of a man he killed in self-defense. Lisa Campbell: Charlotte Stewart. Jake: Lloyd Battista. Candy: David Canary. (Repeat).
Billy Curtis as a midget who claims he'll turn into an elephant at midnight. Festus: Ken Curtis. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
Kitty and Doc are taken hostage by two outlaws who've returned to Dodge City to visit their dying mother. Rick Wilson: Richard Kelton. Raymond Wilson: Robert Pratt. John Mophet: Stuart Margolin. Martha Beal: Ivy Jones. Mrs. Bronson: Claudia Bryar. Anna Wilson: Lurene Tuttle. (Repeat).
A sad love story centering on Newly. He's preparing to wed a leukemia victim. Johnny: Ike Eisenmann. Doc: Milburn Stone. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
Earl Holliman as a condemned man posing as a priest and forced to help a stricken town. Newly: Buck Taylor. Dallas: Diana Hyland. Cyrus: Denver Pyle. (Repeat).
Barney gets bent when the choral director gives Gomer the solo instead of him for an upcoming concert. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Eleanora: Reta Shaw. John: Olan Soule. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Barney goes undercover as a mannequin in Weaver's department store to catch a shoplifter. Clint Howard guest stars as Leon, the little boy who spots Barney in his duck-hunting disguise. Weaver: Tol Avery. Asa: Charles P. Thompson. Shoplifter: Lurene Tuttle. (Repeat).
Andy takes a much-needed vacation and leaves Barney and Gomer in charge, but they allow a prisoner to escape---twice. Convict: Allan Melvin. Naylor: Dabbs Greer. Maudie: Molly Dodd. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Gomer pesters Andy with too much gratitude after Andy puts out a small fire in the garage where Gomer was napping. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee buys a bargain side of beef at a new butcher shop, but then her bargain freezer breaks down and she has to seek out her old butcher's help. Foley: Frank Ferguson. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).
In an appearance post-"Dobie Gillis" and pre-"Gilligan's Island" (the series started six months later), Bob Denver plays Charlene's husband---the one she's leaving for Andy, just as soon as she gets her mountain-style divorce. Briscoe Darling: Denver Pyle. Charlene: Margaret Ann Peterson. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
On the way to a wedding, Ray obsesses over not walking a date, whom he'll likely see at the reception, to her door 25 years earlier. But it's not his one-time date he should be worrying about---it's Debra. Elizabeth: Vicki Juditz. Scott: Judson Crowder. Nice Man: Rudy Moreno. Elderly Man: Fred Ornstein. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
The girls are aghast but the guys think it's great when Robert starts dating a sexy and much younger woman (Tinsley Grimes). Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Debra's parents (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) visit on Thanksgiving and Ray learns a surprising secret about them. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray worries he's coming down with some horrible sickness after a man sneezes on him at an airport. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Guy: Bob Joles. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray gives Debra cookware for Christmas with an ulterior motive in mind. But when she gives him an expensive gift, he suspects she's up to something. Andy: Andy Kindler. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra complains that Ray is useless in an emergency after she chokes and Ray does nothing to help her, which then prompts Ray to prove his manhood. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Everyone's mad at Ray when he gets two tickets for the Super Bowl and invites Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti) rather than a family member. Especially miffed is Debra, who thinks the game would be a great way to get away together. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Doug looks for work after he quits his job and is turned down by a rival delivery service that he thought had guaranteed him a position. Also, neighbor Lou Ferrigno asks Carrie to help him apply tanning lotion and she gets carried away with her own tan. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Mosko: Steve Mosko. Chip: Michael Yavnieli. Mitch: Craig Anton. (Repeat).
Doug and Deacon attempt to thwart a date Carrie set up between Kelly and a computer guy (Joseph C. Phillips) from Carrie's work. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Mickey: Andre Canty. Frank: Mookie Barker. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).