2024-09-18
Doug and Deacon keep raising the stakes in their efforts to play the best practical joke on each other. Also, Arthur takes a job as a delivery man in Carrie's office. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spero: Dom Irrera. Kim: Melissa Chan. John: Michael Blieden. Brustman: Gregory White. Don: Michael Sorce. Kenny: Richard Minervini. (Repeat).
Doug's Christmas gift of a camera to Carrie turns out negative when she gets a better one from Pruzan (Alex Skuby). Also, Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the Heffernans, so Arthur plans to give him a screenplay. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Salesman: Miguel Marcott. John: Michael Bleiden. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie try to get out of attending a friend's wedding when they learn it's going to be in Maryland, a five-hour drive away; Arthur and Spence pretend to be father and son in order to cash in on a shoe sale. Lisa: Eliza Coyle. Guy: Tom Chick. Harold: Michael Fairman. Scott: Jeff Witzke. John: Michael Blieden. Bart: Davis Mikaels. Photographer: Daniel Passer. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. (Repeat).
Doug sets up his sister (Ricki Lake) with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Mrs. Horowitz: Nancy Cassaro. Marc: Colleen O'Shaughnessey. (Repeat).
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked. Dave Dunard. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner (Brian George), Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer. Monica: Dawn Arnemann. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry. Delivery Boy: Ping Wu. Repairman: John Apicella. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty (Tawny Kitaen) whose brain is a beaut. Earl: Roy Brocksmith. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie help Tammy with a difficult decision when her long-lost aunt, Cookie, appears with a surprising proposition. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie support Marjorie when she attempts to reconnect with her estranged son. Also, Tammy sees another side of Jill while working as her employee. (Repeat).
Christy is troubled when sparks fly between Tammy and Chef Rudy. Also, Bonnie overreacts when her therapist, Trevor, accuses her of rejecting his help. (Repeat).
After a successful kidney transplant surgery, Bonnie is concerned that Tammy's Aunt Cookie is taking her second chance for granted. Also, Christy tries to track down a handsome stranger she believes is her soulmate. (Repeat).
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Goober mixes up a dinner invitation for Andy, who winds up having to eat three spaghetti dinners on the same evening. Uncle Albert: Emory Parnell. Mrs. Sprague: Mabel Albertson. Goober: George Lindsey. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Andy visits Barney in Raleigh and learns that his former deputy is danger of losing his job, so Andy helps him solve a string of robberies. This 1967 episode was the first of two consecutive installments to feature Don Knotts, who left the series as a regular at the end of the show's fifth season in 1965. Ma Parker: Betty Kean. Henry: Richard Chambers. Agnes: Margaret Teele. Leroy: Gene Rutherford
Barney visits Mayberry and ends up escorting a former girlfriend (Diahn Williams), who is now a Hollywood starlet, to a movie premiere. This is the second of two January 1967 episodes Don Knotts appeared in. He won an Emmy for his performance, which was the fifth time he carried home the award for his Barney Fife role. Carson: Chet Stratton. Harriet: Christine Burke. Miss Clark: Luana Anders. (Rep
Andy's high-school sweetheart (Joanna McNeil) moves back to Mayberry and Helen believes Andy wants to rekindle his romance with her. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Famed fighter General "Iron Guts" Kelly (James Gregory) dies in action, but not the kind that looks good on a war record. Col. Wortman: Keene Curtis. Able: Bobbie Mitchell. Kwok: Byron Chung. GI: Jeff Maxwell. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).
A seriocomic episode (and the first without a laugh track) is set in the operating room, where the doctors are overwhelmed by casualties. Maj. Freedman: Allan Arbus. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Gene Reynolds' direction earned an Emmy, and the script by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks won a Writers Guild Award. (Repeat).
Spring brings out the sap in everyone, especially an overly grateful---and oversized---patient (Alex Karras). Meanwhile, Radar romances a nurse (Mary Kay Place) and Klinger gets married over the telephone. Pasco: Greg Mabrey. Corpsman: Roy Goldman. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Klinger: Jamie Farr. (Repeat).
Ben befriends a Yankee who's being troubled by a bitter Southerner. The man wants to drive him away---or kill him. Ben: Lorne Greene. Seth: Harry Townes. Joe: Michael Landon. Lori: Susan Howard. Candy: David Canary. Hop Sing: Victor Sen Yung. (Repeat).
Determined sodbuster vs. unyielding cattle baron (Alex Cord, Morgan Woodward). Matt: James Arness. Clarabelle: Katherine Justice. John: Leif Garrett. Maria: Dawn Lyn. (Repeat).
After Miss Kitty shoots a menacing outlaw, his brother seeks revenge. Jay Wrenchen: Angus Duncan. Cord Wrechen: Steve Forrest. Burke: Ted Jordan. Miss Kitty: Amanda Blake. (Repeat).
The Dog Soldiers gang takes revenge on Matt for killing one of their members by shooting Miss Kitty. Jude Bonner: William Smith. Gov. Martinson: James Chandler. Lafitte: Jeffrey Lewis. Amy Lee: Nina Roman. Virgil Bonner: Marco St. John. Toke: Hal Baylor. (Repeat).
Horse fever strikes Dodge...an affliction that makes a poor sodbuster desert his farm to race his prized quarter horse. Frye: Tom Skerritt. Festus: Ken Curtis. Bess Frye: Collin Wilcox-Horne. Matt: James Arness. Ed Wells: Scott Brady. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).
Opie's new best friend (David A. Bailey) becomes his foe when Andy starts giving the boy some attention, which leads Andy to teach his son a lesson in sharing. Barney: Don Knotts. Johnny: Richard Keith. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee and her friends stir up support for a small farmer (Charles Lane) who is being forced to sell his land to make way for a new road. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronnie Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).
Barney buys a World War I motorcycle with a sidecar for patrol work---and proceeds to put everyone at risk with his dangerous new toy. The episode contains one of the show's funniest moments: Barney speeding off, leaving Andy in the unattached sidecar. Mrs. Beggs: Virginia Sale. Carl: Rodney Bell. Jase: Joe Hamilton. Driver: Ray Kellogg. Brock: Hal Landon. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (
Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) returns to Mayberry seeking a sweetheart, and Andy tries to turn him into a gentleman. The big test: a social being attended by a bevy of single women. Of course, things don't go quite as planned. Mrs. Wiley: Doris Packer. Ramona: Jackie Joseph. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney are attracted to a seductive female prisoner (Susan Oliver) who tries to use her charm to help her escape. Otis: Hal Smith. Police Sergeant: James Seay. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney are staggered by the news that town drunk Otis has bought a car. Now they have to figure out how to make him sell it before he hurts someone. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Ray recalls the circumstances leading up to Robert's divorce after Debra spies Robert's despised ex-wife (Suzie Plakson) at a restaurant. As he tells the story, the scene shifts to five years earlier when Robert and Joanne were married, and she was constantly belittling him. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Marie stuns everyone when she announces she is taking the whole family to Italy for two weeks to visit her mother's cousin (Silvana De Santis). When the Barones arrive in Italy, everybody is excited---except Ray, who has a cold and is still his old cranky self. Giorgio: Pierrino Mascarino. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. D
Conclusion. The Barones visit Italy and grumpy Ray finally starts enjoying himself. Colletta: Silvana De Santis. Giorgio: Pierrino Mascarino. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Marie, with Frank in tow, backs their car through Ray and Debra's front door and living-room wall because Frank was too cheap to get the faulty brakes fixed. Ruth: Patricia Belcher. Louise: Annie Abbott. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank warn Robert not to tell Amy about his time with Stefania in Italy and about his seeing Joanne again. Of course, he doesn't listen to them. Amy: Monica Horan. Joanne: Suzie Plakson. Suzy: Susan Varon. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray loses Ally's pet hamster and frantically searches the house to find it, only to discover it in a most unlikely place. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray and Robert's rivalry heats up after Ray gets bad news about the baseball book he's working on and Robert gets great news about a promotion. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
A birthday party for Deacon at a paintball park becomes a war when Doug becomes jealous over Carrie's attraction to Deacon. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Strohmeyer: Eric Roberts. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Danny: Gary Valentine. Louis: Bobby DiVito. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).
Doug catches Deacon dining with another woman (Patricia McBride), but he doesn't consider it an affair since Deacon hasn't slept with her. Carrie strongly disagrees and insists on telling Kelly. Joe: Peter James Smith. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).