2024-10-04
Doug becomes obsessed with beating Carrie at table tennis after Arthur buys a game table at a garage sale; Spence gets jealous when his girlfriend, Denise (Rachel Dratch), starts work as a cocktail waitress and uses her sex appeal to land bigger tips from customers. Trevor: Jamie Kaler. Ed: Steve McCammon. Jim: Greg Allen Johnson. Owens: Vincent Cefalu. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, but planning the ceremony turns into such a hassle that they consider calling the whole thing off. Joe: Dakin Matthews. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Father McAndrew: Joe Flaherty. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Jeffrey: Dennis Cockrum. Jules: Jack Kissell. (Repeat).
Doug doesn't tell Deacon that estranged wife Kelly wants to reconcile after he learns that his lonely friend has a date with a hot stewardess (Judi Shekoni) who's leaving the country the day Kelly comes home. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug is asked to join the softball team at Carrie's law firm, but she's afraid that Doug won't be able to convince the opposing team that he's an attorney; Arthur learns that his ancestors owned slaves, so he tries to make reparations to Deacon. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Thompson: Michael Kostroff. Pibb: Todd Sandler. Rogers: Michael C. Mahon. Vin: Roland Kickinger. (Repeat).
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments. Heather: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Seth: Mark Roberts. Ipswich: Michael D. Roberts. (Repeat).
Christine pulls Ritchie out of his snobby private school and enrolls him in a public school after Marly and Lindsay accuse her of causing an outbreak of lice at the tony establishment. But things aren't exactly rosy at the new place, either. (Repeat).
So-called fitness expert Christine attempts to help Matthew lose weight, but she finds that she's unable to shed her own unwanted pounds. (Repeat).
Christine brings an obnoxious date to Richard's rehearsal dinner and pretends they are in love to prove she's fine with her ex-hubby marrying New Christine. To complicate matters even more, Matthew falls for New Christine's sister. (Repeat).
The fourth season concludes with Christine and Papa Jeff (Scott Bakula) rekindling their feelings for one another at Richard's wedding, but then Christine learns some outrageous news. (Repeat).
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Warren asserts that he has extrasensory perception and he warns Andy and Helen not to go on a picnic because he foresees disaster there. Warren: Jack Burns. Goober: George Lindsey. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).
When a movie company pays Andy $1000 for the rights to his life story, he decides to take the family to Hollywood to watch the filming. This is the first of a three-part storyline about the Taylors in Hollywood. Edna: Maudie Prickett. Jason: Owen Bush. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Warren: Jack Burns. (Repeat).
The Taylors watch the filming of Andy's life story, but are unhappy about the way they are being portrayed. This is the second in a three-part storyline about the Taylors in Hollywood. Gavin MacLeod guest stars. Coincidentally, an earlier MacLeod guest spot also revolved around Andy's life story being filmed. A.J.: Hayden Rorke. Actress: June Vincent. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard.
Helen's jealous when she sees photos of Andy in the dressing room of actress Darlene Mason (Ruta Lee), who is starring in the movie version of Andy's life. This is the conclusion of a three-part storyline about the Taylors in Hollywood. Pat: Sid Melton. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
An ailing helicopter pilot (Robert Hogan) doesn't want to quit the war, but a two-time Purple Heart recipient definitely does. Owens: Dennis Kort. King: Alba Francesca. Patient: Michael A. Salcido. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).
When Hawkeye's former flame (Blythe Danner) is assigned to the 4077th, he finds old habits are hard to break. Becky: Mary Jo Catlett. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Potter: Harry Morgan. Co-written and directed by Gene Reynolds. (Repeat).
Things at the 4077th are especially chaotic after the camp is overrun with casualties from an unexpected offensive. Sergeant: Anthony Palmer. Able: Lois Foraker. Corporal: Albert Hall. Youngster: Kario Salem. PFC: Tom Ruben. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).
A correspondent (Clete Roberts) visits the 4077th to gauge feelings about the war. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Mulcahy: William Christopher. The episode was filmed documentary-style, in black and white, and was the final episode for series co-creator Larry Gelbart, who left the show after this fourth-season finale. (Repeat).
Armed with a claim filed by her beau, Annie O'Toole struggles to protect her gold mine from schemers. Steve: Alan Hale. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Joe: Michael Landon. O'Toole: John Patrick. Ben: Lorne Greene. Hoss: Dan Blocker. (Repeat).
Festus is rescued by a half-loco hermit (Strother Martin). Part 1 of two. Festus: Ken Curtis. Dixon: William C. Watson. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
A half-crazed hermit forces Festus to pack gold across the desert in the conclusion of a story. Festus: Ken Curtis. Dixon: William C. Watson. (Repeat).
Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time when Cobb guest-stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter. (Repeat).
A comedy of errors puts Festus behind a plow, farming for a family of shiftless sharecroppers. (Repeat).
When Andy goes out of town, Barney arrests and jails several folks for minor offenses, causing the locals to not take him seriously as a lawman. Jud: Burt Mustin. Hilda Mae: Florence MacMichael. Mayor Pike: Dick Elliott. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
A dapper criminal gains the confidence of Barney, Opie and Aunt Bee, but Andy remains skeptical of the man's intentions. Caldwell: Dan Tobin. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. Sergeant: Mike Steen. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Andy's caught in the middle when he plays go-between for Barney and Thelma Lou, and she uses him to make Barney jealous. This episode marks the first appearance of Thelma Lou (Betty Lynn). Elinor Donahue. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Andy and Opie make a mess of the house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days---then work madly to clean up before she returns. Bertha: Hope Summers. Jimmy: Rory Stevens. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Andy's jealous when a handsome new doctor (George Nader), who seems to have an eye for Ellie, sets up practice in town. Ellie: Elinor Donahue. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Someone in Mayberry is the only living descendant of a Revolutionary War hero---and Barney is certain he's the one. Otis: Hal Smith. Mrs. Campbell: Dorothy Neumann. Mayor: Dick Elliott. Jud: Burt Mustin. Harriet: Isabel Randolph. Elvira: Carol Veazie. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Everyone is stunned when a man (Jason Kravits) shows up looking for Frank and recalls how Mr. Barone mentored him when the two of them worked together many years ago. Ray and Robert become upset when Frank hugs the guy and acts affectionately toward him as if he were a long-lost son. It's a thought that Marie takes to heart; she accuses Frank of being the man's father. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: D
In the eighth-season finale, Ray and Robert argue over which of them will take care of Marie if Frank dies first. When they are unable to agree, they decide to play golf to determine who gets the duty. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Andy: Andy Kindler. Golf official: Richard Romano. (Repeat).
Frank and Marie announce that they are moving to a retirement community in New Jersey, much to the delight of everyone else, until it comes time for them to actually go. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra travel to New Jersey to visit Frank and Marie at the retirement community, but their happy visit takes an unexpected, unpleasant turn. Scott: Holmes Osborne. Katie: Brooks Almy. (Repeat).
Debra gets so angry at Marie that she lets off steam by heating things up in the bedroom with Ray. It's all to Ray's liking, of course, so he tries to keep Debra angry so he can help her let off more steam. (Repeat).
Debra is shocked to learn that some members of the PTA believe she dresses too sexy. Liz: April Ortiz. Ruth: Melanee Murray. (Repeat).
Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card. Putnam: Robert Joy. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank, with some pressure from their wives, agree to go with Robert to one of his therapy sessions. The guys really bond, but not in the way the women had envisioned. Cousin Bella: Magda Harout. (Repeat).
Carrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges the doctor for the work. (Repeat).
Carrie is worried that she will lose her job after she learns that her boss is being let go, and Doug fears he could get fired after a practical joke he pulled at work backfires. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Kim: Melissa Chan. Halliburton: Jim Staahl. Bettie: Patricia Place. Levy: Bob Bancroft. Jake: Michael C. Alexander. (Repeat