2024-06-29
Mama's family burns when she goes out on a date with an old flame of 40 years before. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry, Harvey Korman. (Repeat).
Mama burns a hole in the dress Fran is planning to wear to a writers' dinner. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. (Repeat).
Claude, having come up with another hair brained scheme, tells Vint that he has a good deal, and Vint could make $1600 (and Claude will make $400 for a finders fee). The plan is for Vint to marry a girl from Portugal who needs her green card to stay in the country. The Family finds out accidently, when Mr. Costa and Zenada drop by for an unannounced visit. It seems Zenada will have to stay with th
A taped lecture on positive thinking transforms Eunice into a warm and radiant woman. Vicki Lawrence, Harvey Korman. Sally: Gloria De Haven. Bob: Robin Bach. (Repeat).
Vint pawns Mama's treasured silverware to bail Claude out of jail. Ken Berry, Vicki Lawrence, Betty White, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Mama expects to serve as technical advisor for a '40s-style dance at the high-school gym, until the kids opt for punk instead. Rue McClanahan, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Naomi's ex-husband (Jerry Reed) pops up after a long absence, determined to take Naomi back to Florida with him. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Betty White. (Repeat).
Ellen is being honored as Woman of the Year at the Raytown Country Club banquet, but to her dismay, her family is invited to attend. Mayor: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Ailing Naomi shows every sign that the stork is on the way---to an uncertain reception in a nest already full. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Doctor: Don Keller. (Repeat).
Eunice, Ellen and Naomi offer wildly different versions of the gooseberry-jam cook who nearly cooked Mama's goose. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Ellen: Betty White. (Repeat).
Naomi's efforts to be voted Friendly Employee of the Month win her an obscene caller. Dorothy Lyman, Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
Recently divorced Ellen finds relief from her grief in a new boy friend (Gary Hudson) she doesn't want her family to meet. Vicki Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Imogene Coca plays Mama's cousin Gert, once a spirited woman whose time in an old-folks' home has mellowed her considerably. Alvin: Jack Gilford. (Repeat).
Naomi persuades her shaky-kneed husband (Ken Berry) to do his Fred Astaire imitation at the Bigger Jigger's amateur-night contest. Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
A back spasm floors Mama just before Vint and Naomi's guests arrive for a fancy dinner that Mama cooked but isn't invited to. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A demanding Mama is driving the family crazy because she can't drive and won't learn. Ellen: Betty White. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
After getting mugged, Mama joins the other family women in a self-defense class. Chuck: Marshall Teague. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Fran: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).
An old family friend sells Mama a used car that gives a new twist to the word "lemon." Babcock: Robert Rockwell. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
The Food Circus store manager hires Mama to head customer relations, a move that's bound to irritate checker Naomi (Dorothy Lyman). Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Vint and Naomi finally get a honeymoon at a motel---only to have Mama barge in announcing she has nowhere else to stay. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama's goaded into running against the smugly incumbent---and decidedly incompetent---mayor. First of two parts. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Her honor the new mayor discovers there's a lot more hassle to the job than she'd imagined. Vint: Ken Berry. Tutwiller: Alan Oppenheimer. (Repeat).
Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence, Dorothy Lyman) battle in court after Naomi's vacuum cleaner burns Mama's rug. Judge: Michael Constantine. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
On her birthday, Mama recalls the day she turned 30---which she'd rather forget. Young Vint: David Friedman. Young Eunice: Tanya Fenmore. (Repeat).
Mama's long-lost brother-in-law pops in and charms everyone---except Mama (Vicki Lawrence). Sonja: Karin Argoud. Buzz: Eric Brown. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Fran is writing advice to the lovelorn, but it's Mama who comes up with all the smart answers. Dwight Nettles: Conrad Janis. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. (Repeat).
Mama can't rest in peace after discovering that the grave next to her husband Carl is occupied by one Hannah B. Gratsinger. Pratt: Cliff Osmond. (Repeat).
After her sister dies under suspicious circumstances, Mama is determined to give her late sister a "perfect day" on the day of the funeral. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama must keep her temper under control for two weeks if she wants to collect on her sister Fran's will. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Finstadtler: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).
Mama refuses to resolve a quarrel with her daughter Ellen (Betty White) until she discovers that Ellen is in the hospital. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
When Mama's dreams start providing the names of winning horses, the family figures they're in the money. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama, Iola and Naomi decide to have a chili cook-off so Vint can decide whose is the best. Vicki Lawrence, Beverly Archer, Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Mama goes through the roof when Dr. Joyce Brothers suggests that she is partially responsible for some of Vint and Naomi's problems. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Iola is distraught when her cat dies, and nothing can console her---until she decides to have it freeze-dried. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Is Bud's passionate encounter with Marcy's niece a dream or real? Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bud: David Faustino. Breezy: Kirsten Holmquist. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Marcy leads a protest after Al banishes a customer (Cynthia Steele) for nursing her baby. Part 1 of two. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Al concocts a plan to rid the store of nursing mothers, but will the owner (Janet Carroll) approve? Officer: Dan Tullis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Bud's community-service assignment is counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. Esther: Monica Creel. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Esther's Mom: Rhonda Aldrich. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Jefferson learns that the doll he's bought for Marcy is worth a small fortune, so he asks Al to sleep next to Marcy while he trades dolls. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
After hearing Kelly describe her family, a sitcom producer alters his show to reflect Bundy life. Mel: Leonard Kelly Young. Patty: Lisa Kaseman. Marla: Jennifer Massey. (Repeat).
Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, Bubba Smith, Ken Stabler and Lawrence Taylor try to turn Al into a tackling dummy in a football grudge match of high-school alumni. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Al organizes a baseball league. Cameos include Joe Morgan, Mike Piazza, Danny Tartabull, Dave Winfield, Bret Saberhagen and Frank Thomas. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al leads a protest when his favorite TV show is cancelled. Part 1 of two. Psycho Dad: Andrew Prine. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Al gets to address the Congress about having "Psycho Dad" put back on TV. Furman: J. Patrick McCormack. Chopper: Michael Philip. Geronimo: Barry Wiggins. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Peg and her friends accompany their husbands to a strip club; Kelly lands a commercial. M.C.: Iqbal Theba. Director: Leland Orser. Helen: Jo Anne Hart. Louise: Alix Elias. Charlie: Shabaka Barry Henley. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Bud coaches Kelly for an audition requiring archery skills. Kelly's Competitor: Katherine Olsen. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
The family Dodge disappears inside a carwash before the Bundys leave to visit Peggy's family; and Marcy runs into her ex (David Garrison). Mikey: Michael Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy pampers herself, while Buck buries the diamond necklace Al bought her. Dave: Marty Rackham. Sven: John Robert LaFleur. Chance: David Drummond. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).