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Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Officer Hoffs (Holly Robinson) goes under cover as a disabled student to investigate the brutal rape of a coed (Maria Serrao). Guest star: Geri Jewell. With Steven Williams.

Luke proves his manhood to Grampa by sleeping on the couch.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

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Annie (Gail Davis) intervenes when an infamous gunfighter's enemies try to stop him from beginning a new life. With Virginia Lee, Fess Parker.

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Grandpa Decker unwittingly uses his property as a hideout for a trio of outlaws.

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How many melons can you carry?

Woody Allen stars in two gags.

A telephone booth has two phones.

A toaster shoots bread into the air.

Kids struggle with ice cream cones.

Bowlers are shocked when the pins shatter.

Hidden cameras document various pranks.

Hidden cameras document various pranks.

Kissing couple draws attention.

A moving bumper surprises motorists.

A young Richard Lewis is caught.

Apartment house has a buzzer that's too fast.

Hidden cameras document various pranks.

Hidden cameras document various pranks.

Airline passengers meet the first female pilot.

A folding bed swallows people.

A folding bed swallows people.

Hidden cameras document various pranks.

A fake cereal commercial.

Guest Joey Heatherton plays a waitress.

The crew stages a Mission Impossible stunt.

Soupy Sales poses as a vacuum salesman.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

An old lady with a squirt gun causes trouble.

Dolly Parton surprises supermarket shoppers.

A big feather in a woman's hat causes trouble.

Fannie Flagg plays the Queen of Liechtenstein.

Patrons are shocked as everyone leaves the restaurant.

"Night of the Blood Beast" (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.

A child adopts a large egg which hatches into a mischievous alien; a group of pop musicians on a wilderness vacation run into trouble.

With tremendous wit and sarcasm, Mike, Servo and Crow lambaste this cinematic stinker, which focuses on women's wrestling promoter Scalli, a dirty scoundrel involved in illegal gambling who tries to run away from the cops and brutal mobsters.

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Being assigned to submarine duty interferes with Sharkey's plans to have fun in San Francisco.

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A case of mistaken identity ensues when Sharkey reports to the base hospital for his routine physical and is mistaken for a mental patient.

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Comic chaos ensues as Sharkey's barracks is chosen for an experiment in co-ed Navy living.

Sharkey's long time girlfriend, Natalie, tires of waiting and gives him an ultimatum about marriage in their relationship.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A travel and lifestyle talk show hosted by experts to keep pace with the aspiring traveler.

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Grampa asks Flora MacMichael on a date because she is a good cook.

Grampa competes with George in a fishing contest.

Grampa refuses to support a woman (Reta Shaw) running for city council.

Grampa destroys Flora's apple tree.

Grampa lets a billboard salesman advertise from the roof.

Grampa joins a lodge.

Grampa must get glasses in order to drive.

Luke becomes jealous when a photographer pays special attention to Kate.

Kate's mother visits.

Grampa fixes a man up with Flora in a trade to get the man's dog.

Kate is jealous when an attractive woman flirts with Luke.

Little Luke's schoolmates call him a hillbilly.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Grampa thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Luke and Kate celebrate their second wedding anniversary.

Luke signs a contract to buy a pool.

Kate's salesman uncle visits.

Amos thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Grampa uses home remedies to fight a cold.

Pepino goes to work for George when the McCoys can't give him a raise.

Grampa wants Kate to stop working.

Grampa needs a character witness for court.

A wealthy man showers the McCoys with gifts.

Luke and Kate throw a party.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Grampa thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Luke and Kate celebrate their second wedding anniversary.

Luke signs a contract to buy a pool.

Kate's salesman uncle visits.

Amos thinks the family forgot his birthday.

Grampa uses home remedies to fight a cold.

Pepino goes to work for George when the McCoys can't give him a raise.

Grampa wants Kate to stop working.

Grampa needs a character witness for court.

A wealthy man showers the McCoys with gifts.

Luke and Kate throw a party.

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Grampa tries to ruin George's romance.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Captured by a family of grifters, Bowie is forced to pay a dowry not to wed the family's marriageable daughter; once free, Bowie and a friend try to recoup the money.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Jim joins the Lipan Apache tribe and helps in the conflict against the Comanches.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Captured by a family of grifters, Bowie is forced to pay a dowry not to wed the family's marriageable daughter; once free, Bowie and a friend try to recoup the money.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Jim joins the Lipan Apache tribe and helps in the conflict against the Comanches.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Penhall (Peter DeLuise) infiltrates a neo-Nazi skinhead group to investigate the murder of its leader. Guest stars: Steven Eckholdt, Castulo Guerra, Morgan Woodward.

Luke and Kate try to convince Amos to try new farming methods.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

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Annie (Gail Davis) discovers Webb Lingard's (Myron Healey) plans to swindle $100,000 by selling a worthless mine. With Kirk Alyn.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Gene attempts to help the relationship between the rebelling Ray Saunders and his father.

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Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand-up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

Longley has just ridden into the town of Yellow Jacket, when he sees a gunman unhitching a team of horses over the loud objections of a pretty woman.

Wylie Ames, a big gruff widower, has been corresponding with a lonely woman whose personal ad he saw in an out-of town paper.

A crooked gambler with a Kentucky-born thoroughbred prods a drunken rancher into betting his entire spread and all the money he has in the bank on a horse race.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.

Longley and Acosta travel to San Thomas to bid on a shipment of rifles and ammunition; they're outbid by a beautiful blonde woman working for a notorious gun runner; Longley and Acosta must now prevent the gunrunner's plans to arm the Apaches.

Longley stumbles across a cabin and its dead owner; the dead man's brothers believe Longley to be the killer and are preparing to string him up when he's rescued by a stranger.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Longley and Acosta travel to San Thomas to bid on a shipment of rifles and ammunition; they're outbid by a beautiful blonde woman working for a notorious gun runner; Longley and Acosta must now prevent the gunrunner's plans to arm the Apaches.

Longley stumbles across a cabin and its dead owner; the dead man's brothers believe Longley to be the killer and are preparing to string him up when he's rescued by a stranger.