2024-07-02
Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it's an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve's place at home. (Repeat).
Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work. (Repeat).
Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach. Steve takes advantage of an empty house. (Repeat).
Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing. (Repeat).
Steve tries to use baseball to connect with his father. (Repeat).
Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows (Repeat).
Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind. (Repeat).
Stan Smith is a CIA agent painfully dedicated to homeland security. His home life includes doting wife Francine, a ditzy housewife, liberal daughter Hayley, and socially awkward teenage son Steve. (Repeat).
Urkel defends Laura's honor at a longshoreman's bar. Meanwhile, Waldo becomes Carl's substitute son when Eddie starts taking his dad for granted. Jack: Dave Lea. Tattooed Man: Thunderwolf. Arm Wrestler: Carl Ciarfalio. Urkel: Jaleel White. Eddie: Darius McCrary. (Repeat).
Laura considers buying a gun after a harrowing experience at school with a gang of thugs. Josie: Trina McGee Davis. Toni: Tracey Jones. Bobby: Ryan Bollman. Harold: Raushan Hammond. Tough Girls: Sonya Haynes, Kyndra Joy Casper. Tough Guy: Freddie Prinze Jr. Maxine: Cherie Johnson. (Repeat).
Urkel and Carl risk their lives to save the distraught Mr. Looney (Tom Poston) on his wedding day; Carl and Harriette are more protective of Laura than of Eddie. Sharon: Sondra Currie. Stan: Carl Strano. Beth: Channing Chase. (Repeat).
An experiment gone awry turns Urkel into a gyrating Elvis during a meeting with an M.I.T. recruiter. Elsewhere, a young couple (Heather Morgan, Spencer Garrett) get a distorted view of married life from Carl and Harriette. Pastor Fuller: Johnny Brown. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).
Secrecy between Urkel and Laura inflames Myra; Richie hopes to impress classmates on a field trip to Carl's office. Robinson: Michael Prozzo. Myra: Michelle Thomas. Officer: Christopher Michael. Little G: G. Leroi Gray. (Repeat).
Carl is assigned to protect Urkel, who stopped a thief (David St. James); and Eddie charms a woman with an overprotective father. Greta: Tammy Townsend. Hotel Gunman: Richard Vidan. Off. Miller: Greg Collins. Carl: Reginald VelJohnson. Urkel: Jaleel White. (Repeat).
Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher over plans for a Halloween fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring. (Repeat).
Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the science museum. Also, George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, and Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale. (Repeat).
A video game takes over Sheldon and Meemaw's life. Also, George Sr. is jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop. (Repeat).
Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project, and Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight when George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma. (Repeat).
Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, so he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis' relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive. (Repeat).
Sheldon experiments on Missy, and Georgie joins Mary's bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica. (Repeat).
Richard's relationship with a younger woman causes a stir at a party for Ross and Monica's dad; Joey decides to move out; Rachel gets a tattoo. Richard: Tom Selleck. Jack: Elliott Gould. Judy: Christina Pickles. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Chandler gets a new roommate; Monica doesn't like having Ross around all the time; Phoebe makes a music video. Eddie: Adam Goldberg. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. (Repeat).
The days in the life of Joey's character, Dr. Ramoray, are numbered; Chandler's new roommate scares him. Richard: Tom Selleck. Eddie: Adam Goldberg. Tilly: Mary Gallagher. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).
Chandler wants Eddie (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey faces unemployment; a self-help book empowers the ladies. Estelle: June Gable. Gunther: James Michael Tyler. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel freaks when Ross talks about spending a lifetime together; Chandler and Joey befriend Richard; Phoebe is shocked by the ending of "Old Yeller." Richard: Tom Selleck. Ross: David Schwimmer. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Bullies accost Ross and Chandler; Monica plays the stock market; and Phoebe attempts to meet her father again. Mrs. Buffay: Laraine Newman. Frank Jr.: Giovanni Ribisi. Carl: Peter DeLuise. Arthur: John Lehr. (Repeat).
When Rachel's divorcing parents both show up for her birthday, her friends hold two separate parties to keep them apart. Sandra: Marlo Thomas. Leonard: Ron Leibman. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
A submariner (Charlie Sheen) surfaces to spend two weeks with Phoebe, who's come down with chicken pox; Joey plays the role of a data processor at Chandler's company. Richard: Tom Selleck. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Rachel's in her ex-fiancé's wedding; Chandler has a cyberspace romance; Monica and Richard think about their future. Richard: Tom Selleck. Mindy: Jana Marie Hupp. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).
Janice tries to change Joey's opinion of her; Ross's sexual fantasy isn't kept between him and Rachel; Monica can't shake memories of Richard. Jack: Elliott Gould. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).
Nobody seems to be getting the message when Ross demands that the group get ready for his black-tie benefit. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).
Monica turns her attention from making jam to maybe making a baby; Phoebe befriends a guy who's stalking her twin sister. Malcolm: David Arquette. Monica: Courteney Cox. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).
Wil Wheaton returns and once again battles with Sheldon, this time in a bowling match; and Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship. (Repeat).
Sheldon tells a lie to appease Penny and Leonard, who aren't speaking to each other, but then he gets caught. (Repeat).
The arrival of a famous physicist (Judy Greer), has Sheldon and Leonard competing for her attention. (Repeat).
Leonard tells Penny the story of how he met Sheldon. (Repeat).
In the third-season finale, Wolowitz and Koothrappali play matchmaker for Sheldon by setting up an online-dating profile for him. Meanwhile, Penny thinks that her relationship with Leonard has affected her ability to date "normal" men. (Repeat).
In the fourth-season opener, Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Fowler----his first date ever---and Penny finds herself accompanying them. (Repeat).
Sheldon and Amy spread gossip as part of an experiment; and Howard and Bernadette's relationship gets serious. Physicist Brian Greene has a cameo. (Repeat).
Previewing Major League Baseball action, with news, analysis, highlights and features. (Live).
Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field. (Live).
Studio discussions, game highlights and interviews following Major League Baseball's playoffs. (Live).
Two-time World Series champ Mookie Betts sits down with Cubs All-Star Dansby Swanson in front of a live audience at spring training. (New).